Branden Lizardi
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Branden Lizardi
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Games Writer person. Evergreen Editor at TheGamer.com. I also have thelizardrock.com that I never post on anymore.
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The cheese appears to be self-repairing itself against my pot, not entirely unlike Roman concrete.
I went to go do the dishes to take my mind of things, only to be confronted by the reminder that I made a complete dogshit Mac & Cheese for dinner last night.
It sounds like this is a larger scale termination by Valnet.
I don't know who all is affected, but my sympathies go out to them, too.
Unfortunately, my time as an Editor for TheGamer.com has come to an end.

I met some of the best coworkers I've ever had there, I learned and grew a lot.

If anyone is looking for a journo, especially for guides, reviews, VR, horror, and farming RPGs, I'd love to hear from you.
Unfortunately, my time as an Editor for TheGamer.com has come to an end.

I met some of the best coworkers I've ever had there, I learned and grew a lot.

If anyone is looking for a journo, especially for guides, reviews, VR, horror, and farming RPGs, I'd love to hear from you.
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✨Have YOU played powerwash simulator and then gone on to powerwash something in real life? Do you have thoughts on how they compare? I want to talk to you for a story I'm working on.

Shares appreciated!
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Ziff Davis and IGN routinely decide that work done by our laid off colleagues is not important. But inevitably, that crucial work falls onto those who remain.

Not this time. Not anymore.
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Ok, so. I've been let go of my job at TheGamer. If you're looking for a gaming journalist with 7+ years of experience in the field and 3 years of experience as an editor, just hit me up at [email protected], or check santileguiza.com to read my work!
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I'm no longer with Polygon. If you're hiring, please consider the many talented writers and editors now on the market. Every one of them deserves a spot on your staff. I won't be talking more about the sale because I wasn't involved.

Going to hang out with my kid. Taking wins where I can.
My deepest empathy goes out to all the Polygon folks now looking for work. I'm sorry that there's not more I could do to help.
"Babe where do you want to go for dinner?"
I am having a lot of fun being a goofball tonight, come see!
Alright! Grab your trowels, you night owls!
Tonight we're harvesting only the freshest beats in Club FS

www.twitch.tv/lizardrock
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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no more fear no more pain only gamecube harvest moon cow
Listen to me talk about Farming Simulator. It's a fun game, I swear
open.spotify.com/episode/2Zf9...
Merry Christmas! Come join us as we chat about the latest Farm Simulator installment - please. I had to listen to it 4 times. You can do it once. 🌾🌾🌾🧑‍🌾
Farming Simulator
The Cozy Co-op · Episode
open.spotify.com
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open.spotify.com/episode/0Uvp... Good evening, gamers! We divert from our usual schedule to bring you our own little recap of the Game Awards from last Thursday. We definitely didn't cover everything, so tell us what you found most exciting/aggravating/interesting about the show this year!
The 2024 Game Awards Show
open.spotify.com
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@warframe.com releases its new chapter today, and I got to ask Creative Director @rebbford.bsky.social several things about The Hex, the Warframe Community, and the 1999 update itself. Check it out! www.thegamer.com/warframe-199...
Warframe: 1999 - Receiving The New Millennium With Rebb Ford
Find out what's coming up in Warframe: 1999!
www.thegamer.com
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FUCK YEAH GAMERS!!!!!!! LET'S GO GAMERS!!!!!!
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When they said "Everyone is here" they literally meant it, so here's the guide to unlocking every secret character in Vampire Survivors: Ode To Castlevania! I don't usually post guides here, but I'm proud of this one, so you will have to suffer me.
www.thegamer.com/vampire-surv...
Vampire Survivors: Ode To Castlevania DLC - How To Unlock Every Secret Character
Here's how to unlock every hidden character in Vampire Survivors: Ode To Castlevania DLC!
www.thegamer.com
I'm dusting off my old Twitch Channel to start streaming again! But to keep it from overtaking my normal account, I made a separate account for that. Go.. engage, or what have you.
I googled "clown worm" out of curiosity.
And wow are there more results than I anticipated.
I do not recommend.
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Last week, during the #EVA2024 I had the pleasure of talking with Florencia Fole and Marcos Ribatto Crespo from ADVA about the event, the association's trajectory, and their plans for the future. Give it a read!

www.thegamer.com/eva-2024-arg...
EVA 2024 - A Glimpse Into Argentina's Gaming Industry Future
We sat down with the folks at ADVA to talk about the EVA 2024.
www.thegamer.com
This is how I found Affinity Photo, and it remains my favorite image editor.
I been in gamedev industry for 8 years and never used Photoshop in those years. So never forget this list exist
I'm watching a macro delete all my twitter posts, so I'm glancing at my various posts from years ago.

So far, none of them have beat out "This might be controversial, but I support mass carcinization"