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Don't blame me, I voted Remain. Also Swindon Town FC, Blue Jays, Beatles, New Order. Trying to avoid that other place because of fascists.
The words "absolute cunt" aren't enough to describe Trump.
December 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It's "fewer".
December 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Every FIFA member with any decency needs to come out and call out this Peace Prize bullshit for the utter nonsense it is.

#WorldCupDraw
December 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Looking forward to Gianni Infantino winning next year's Nobel Football Prize.

#WorldCupDraw
December 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It's amazing how Gianni Infantino almost makes you wish for a return to the Sepp Blatter era.
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
That FIFA Peace Prize looks like a globe being grabbed by a load of female walkers from the Walking Dead.
December 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Maybe Farage's constant appearances need to come with one of those Talking Pictures TV style warnings:

"Nigel Farage was born in 1964. Some viewers may be offended by his comments and attitudes which reflect the time in which he was made."
Farage tried to excuse his past racist remarks by referencing the BBC's past output.

But the BBC now broadcasts some old shows with prominent warnings, and others it won't rebroadcast at all. So it is VERY clear that they understand that attitudes back then are unacceptable to modern sensibilities.
December 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Coming soon to the BBC: Chris Mason on "why Nigel Farage not speaking to the BBC is bad news for Keir Starmer"

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Farage turns on broadcasters over racism allegations as number of claims hits 28
Reform leader suggests he would boycott BBC, saying he has had letter from Dulwich pupils defending him
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"You wouldn't know these school friends of mine. They went to a different school"
Nigel Farage says he won't release the names of his former school friends who have written to him to say he definitely wasn't a massive racist and anti-semite, because journalists will: "chase after them and make their life a misery"
December 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Her family need to stage an invention for her own good (and ours).
New: Liz Truss will tomorrow premiere the first episode of The Liz Truss Show.

Billed as "A bold new programme in a media landscape dominated by groupthink and timid consensus".

Truss: "The Deep State tried to destroy me but now I'm back and excited to launch this show."
December 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Insert a movie into another movie:

Withnail & I know what you did last summer
December 4, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Emergency trip to the States to "showcase Clacton on the world stage"
Won't see these being asked unfortunately. He'll avoid being interviewed by anyone who might be tempted.
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Great to see the UK government standing up for the BBC by telling the BBC that it should apologise to Trump. Totally spineless, as expected.

I trust any apology will be along the lines of Arkell vs Pressdram.
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Looking forward to Chris Mason's piece why the BBC's editing of Trump telling his supporters to fight to overturn the election result shows just why Nigel Farage is right that the BBC needs to be shut down.
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
So at his weekly address to the nation, sorry, press conference, Farage claims that small businesses who thought Brexit would reduce regulation have been "betrayed".

Or, perhaps, they were lied to by people like you, eh, Nige?
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Don't remember any previous articles from Reform's Chris Mason suggesting that the buck stopped with Tory justice secretaries. He even points out it's not a new problem.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Chris Mason: The justice system is failing and the buck stops with Lammy
Problems in the prisons and the courts are not new but they are growing and the government doesn't have a grip on them.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 9, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Change a letter, ruin a song.

Pat Benatar - "Hit Me With Your Best Shit"
October 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
1. Use. His. Real. Name.
2. Indicate that this a claim by his defence lawyer, it is not fact.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Tommy Robinson police stop at Channel Tunnel unlawful, court hears
The far-right activist was charged under the Terrorism Act over an incident at the Channel Tunnel in July 2024.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Perhaps these "young producers" shouldn't have been employed as producers until they can do the job properly?

www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
BBC airing false claim about Euan Blair blamed on young producers ‘marinated in social media’
Broadcaster apologised after Have I Got News For You falsely said former PM’s son had won digital ID contract
www.theguardian.com
October 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Be honest and just say "they offered me a load of cash and I took it"
October 10, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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Big, isn't it?
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Meanwhile, on the border with the United States.

P.S. Are camouflaged Tomahawks already on their way to Ukraine?
October 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM