He doesn't come across as likeable as David Nixon (watched one of the Christmas eps on the Network DVD the other day) but he's technically much better.

And a lot of the spesh acts are great.

Did he bump into his uncle while he was there?

Reform UK Ltd will no doubt be having an emergency press conference about this tomorrow morning.

Labour have got a media strategy?

He's doing the 2nd interview.

No doubt they'll be trying to force the government into funding yet another search before long.

"Were" our closest allies

As opposed to Peter Cadbury being the thing that ruined Westward Television...

"My son"

Yeah, right...

He's doing that "wanking off the invisible man" dance again, isn't he?

He probably needs changing.

Infantino could have saved FIFA a ton of cash by giving him one of those cups Subbuteo did back in the day. Would still have looked massive in Trump's little hands.

The BBC is even more obsessed with immigration than Farage is.

Even older than Dick Van Dyke.