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Buttmuncher

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(wyatt) Drink, Bark, Scurry. NB masc something. Portland. They/he. 26!

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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · Jul 4

ko-fi.com/s/2505837e8e Support a queer poet! The pamphlet is pay-what-you-want. Instructions for assembling the booklet are in this post.

ANAL FISTING - Wyatt M's Ko-fi Shop

The fruit of my labor. The end of my sick designs. Nine poems, of various lengths and on various themes. NSFW, but not pornographic. Published and unp...

ko-fi.com

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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 1h

[Illuminating a bible in the manuscriptorium] "So basically I think if you have too much snot, you get sad. But if you have too much blood it's like, the opposite. Does that make sense?"

[monk named Phallicus Aurelicus] "Hast'ou ever heard tell of my Golden Cock...."

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5h

MacCALLUM: Margaret Thatcher said socialism is great until you run out of other people's money

MAMDANI: Well, what Andrew Cuomo said is that if you have $957m you give it to Elon Musk in tax credits

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Kuuranen🌨️ @kuuranen.bsky.social · 9h

Untitled cat

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tusk @tuskito.bsky.social · 1d

quick inking practice of this boy
#furryart

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Brae! 🔞 @ BLFC @brae.gay · 15d

Locktober starts tomorrow! Here, have some fav pics of good boys in their cages. You'll be a good pup too, won't you? 🔒

NSFW Furry chastity art by Braeburned. A caged dog furry kneels on a bar table while many hands and eyes ogle and fondle.

NSFW Furry chastity art by Braeburned. A caged lynx dances bottomless at a bathhouse rave.

NSFW Furry chastity art by Braeburned. An ambitious caged otter impresses the rest of his otter harem by taking a massive panther patron.

NSFW Furry chastity art by Braeburned. Olli spurts through his cage as a pack of geared-up pups load up his hole at a pup party.

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Classics & Virtues @classicvirtues.bsky.social · 1d

Woke 2.0 is going to hit like 80s crack

@loganclarkhall

Trump won. You don't have to do this anymore.

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Young Republicans

We are appalled by the vile and inexcusable language revealed in the Politico article published today. Such behavior is disgraceful, unbecoming of any Republican, and stands in direct opposition to the values our movement...

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Momamo @momamo.bsky.social · 1d

Promptober 14: There's Something in the Water

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone telling me we must pay the king his taxes and it's silly to suggest that we need to come up with a way to not have our employers pay our fed taxes on our behalf and make Trump come sue us each personally for the money with the IRS he just stripped to the bone

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

After bragging about permanently cutting "Democrat programs," Trump says "we're not closing up Republican programs."

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GRIMR - 🌑 @aetherotter.bsky.social · 1d

Mustache dogs unite

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day

A four-panel image of Anita Bryant being pied in her sanctimonious face by gay rights activist Thom Higgins, 1977.

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Zaps⚡️ @zapteeth.bsky.social · 1d

i know i JUST (relatively) made my sharksona but i'm now entering a dog era for an indeterminate amount of time 🐶

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Politico @politico.com · 1d

EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.

Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat

Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

www.politico.com

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Boy.kingdom @bkd.bsky.social · 1d

www.boy-kingdom.com/shop/p/tenta...

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halo-pano @halo-pano.bsky.social · 1d

Good weather for outdoor yoga :>

Supporter reward for Nixuelle.

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Reunart @reunart.bsky.social · 2d

Will you pet the dawg ? ⚠️

@furrjoi.com hood

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Foff the Big Gay Papabear @foffpharmd.bsky.social · 6d

What's the point of getting a birthday cake if you can't share it with your loved ones? Papabear takes that idea quite literally sometimes--

A fun little birthday piece I got back in April from @erebonbon.bsky.social feat. @kimemoonstar.bsky.social and @spiritpaw.bsky.social

A puppy and a monkey service the birthday bear in the ways they know best :3 Gotta love that cake~

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 2d

the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.

Mark Misoshnik 🏴 @misoshnik.bsky.social · 4d

Lmao is this supposed to be a bad thing?

A tweet from Bari Weiss that says “"It's shaken me to my core," a lieutenant said of Mamdani's unexpected victory in June. "The absolute dread I feel is palpable.
"
Today in @TheFP our @Olivia_Reingold talks to the cops who say they will walk if Zohran Mamdani is elected in November:”

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 4d

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

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HSB @hsb1.bsky.social · 5d

My boy !!!!!!!!! In the Thing !!!!!!!!!!! thank u thank u thank u to @ftdire.bsky.social

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Bugs, Beleaguered Babysitter of the Booger Brothers @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 2d

this is why the banks are closed

ur supposed to be at the park sniffing homies' butts

Bugs, Beleaguered Babysitter of the Booger Brothers @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 2d

it's gay dog monday

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Bugs, Beleaguered Babysitter of the Booger Brothers @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 2d

it's gay dog monday

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Buttmuncher @linsang.bsky.social · 2d

should i post butt for ass monday

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Ghostin this Hell @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 2d

Norm Macdonald stunting on Bret Easton Ellis

Brett Easton Ellis saying Alice Munro is
overrated=Beatlemania saying The Beatles is overrated.
Not only can he not write, he can't read.
- Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) October 15, 2013
It is interesting to see Alice Munro, the writer's writer, criticized by @BretEastonEllis, the talentless hack's talentless hack.
- Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) October 17, 2013
I notice @BretEastonEllis describes himself as a writer in his twitter account. More of his brilliant satire.
- Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) October 17, 2013
Alice Munro is to literature what Lee lacocca is to automaking. @BretEastonEllis is to literature what Lee Iacocca is to literature.
- Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) October 17, 2013
@BretEastonEllis, a man who scribbles graffiti for a living has the temerity to call the greatest writer alive, overrated.
Unacceptable.
- Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) October 17, 2013

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Momamo @momamo.bsky.social · 2d

Promptober 13: A vampire at the Door

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EVIL lizard luvam @luvamisguilty.bsky.social · 2d

Happy belated world teacher's day :]

I think Professor Greyscale wanted to see you? Something about a "pet project" or some other?

A 4 panel comic featuring Professor Greyscale, a large dinosaur professor.

Panel 1: "Office hours? Now?" leered Greyscale, "It's already so late..." He smirks before continuing, "So drop the facade, pet"

Panel 2: A close up of the professor's fly being unzipped with a "ziiiiip" sound effect

Panel 3: Greyscale's dick springing into frame, marked with grades A through F from the base towards the tip,,,

Panel 4: The professor lounges on his desk, legs spread revealing his massive throbbing dick with a silver cock ring at its base. "The grades are just for... personal reference" he begins, "But I know you love impressing me, so how about we work until you get an A, hm?"

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