The Undersea World of Linda Octopus
@lindaoctopus.bsky.social
Easy going, shy, socially awkward, likes Sci Fi, Sci Fa, Dr Who, Ogrons.
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Tributes are being paid to Brad, who will die shortly #TheArchers
December 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Tributes are being paid to Brad, who will die shortly #TheArchers
This is Susan when she has been starved of gossip, is it? #TheArchers
December 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This is Susan when she has been starved of gossip, is it? #TheArchers
Amber sounds so different to when we first met her. That's what being a Grundy Girl is all about #TheArchers
December 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Amber sounds so different to when we first met her. That's what being a Grundy Girl is all about #TheArchers
Wasn't the shop supposed to be done within 3 weeks? #TheArchers
December 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Wasn't the shop supposed to be done within 3 weeks? #TheArchers
Why is Susan at Adam's house? #TheArchers
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Why is Susan at Adam's house? #TheArchers
Joy can be quite an annoying busybody can't she? #TheArchers
December 2, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Joy can be quite an annoying busybody can't she? #TheArchers
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
You know who is good at keeping secrets and never gets flustered under the slightest bit of pressure? Brad! Good old Braddity Brad Brad Brad. Another one of Emmur and Ed's amazing life choices. #TheArchers
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
You know who is good at keeping secrets and never gets flustered under the slightest bit of pressure? Brad! Good old Braddity Brad Brad Brad. Another one of Emmur and Ed's amazing life choices. #TheArchers
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'Beautiful TV covers.'
Man has been on this planet long enough.
Man has been on this planet long enough.
November 27, 2025 at 11:35 AM
'Beautiful TV covers.'
Man has been on this planet long enough.
Man has been on this planet long enough.
So is Brad mooning over Amber? Is #Bramber on this Christmas as Gawg pushes away the love of his life?
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
So is Brad mooning over Amber? Is #Bramber on this Christmas as Gawg pushes away the love of his life?
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I once met up with a guy who wanked off salmon as an actual job, in a salmon farm. Not my best first date. But, crucially, also not my worst.
I once met up with a guy who wanked off salmon as an actual job, in a salmon farm. Not my best first date. But, crucially, also not my worst.
Move over fillers - people are getting facial injections derived from fish sperm
Celebs including Charlie XCX swear by them. But what are polynucleotides and do they work?
www.bbc.co.uk
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I once met up with a guy who wanked off salmon as an actual job, in a salmon farm. Not my best first date. But, crucially, also not my worst.
I once met up with a guy who wanked off salmon as an actual job, in a salmon farm. Not my best first date. But, crucially, also not my worst.
I see Liverpool got spanked at Anfield today. I don't know a lot about football, but I know what I like.
#thefootball
#thefootball
November 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I see Liverpool got spanked at Anfield today. I don't know a lot about football, but I know what I like.
#thefootball
#thefootball
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A year ago today, Hancock was 'testifying' again at the UK Covid Inquiry. The inquiry felt compelled to lay on muscle to protect him from five peaceful protesters (three of them pensioners), when it was our loved ones who needed protecting from him.
#ThrowbackThursday
#ThrowbackThursday
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 AM
A year ago today, Hancock was 'testifying' again at the UK Covid Inquiry. The inquiry felt compelled to lay on muscle to protect him from five peaceful protesters (three of them pensioners), when it was our loved ones who needed protecting from him.
#ThrowbackThursday
#ThrowbackThursday
Until today, I hadn't thought about J.D. Vance in a while. They were great times.
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Until today, I hadn't thought about J.D. Vance in a while. They were great times.
Been thinking a lot about all the plot holes in #TheArchers this week.
1) there's no way Phoebe would travel all the way to Ambridge just to go back to Scotland
2) there's no way Kate would travel in a different car to Phoebe
3) Kate just happened to have a friend who lent her a car from a week
1) there's no way Phoebe would travel all the way to Ambridge just to go back to Scotland
2) there's no way Kate would travel in a different car to Phoebe
3) Kate just happened to have a friend who lent her a car from a week
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Been thinking a lot about all the plot holes in #TheArchers this week.
1) there's no way Phoebe would travel all the way to Ambridge just to go back to Scotland
2) there's no way Kate would travel in a different car to Phoebe
3) Kate just happened to have a friend who lent her a car from a week
1) there's no way Phoebe would travel all the way to Ambridge just to go back to Scotland
2) there's no way Kate would travel in a different car to Phoebe
3) Kate just happened to have a friend who lent her a car from a week
Kate does NOT deserve Jakob. And now he's getting broody. Get out, mate, I'll bear your child #TheArchers
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Kate does NOT deserve Jakob. And now he's getting broody. Get out, mate, I'll bear your child #TheArchers
For all my cynicism, that last bit floored me. My mum Margaret died earlier this year. Grief can come at you even when you are mocking #TheArchers
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
For all my cynicism, that last bit floored me. My mum Margaret died earlier this year. Grief can come at you even when you are mocking #TheArchers
This should be worth a quick fumble in the heather when Finlay gets back, Helen #TheArchers
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
This should be worth a quick fumble in the heather when Finlay gets back, Helen #TheArchers
Unlucky, Jakob, she wants you there at the birth #TheArchers
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Unlucky, Jakob, she wants you there at the birth #TheArchers
Jakob, you strange and lovely man #TheArchers
November 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Jakob, you strange and lovely man #TheArchers
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Just been stung by the car dealership for a 5 minute job fixing a software glitch. I miss the days when you could fix your car with an egg and/or a pair of tights.
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Just been stung by the car dealership for a 5 minute job fixing a software glitch. I miss the days when you could fix your car with an egg and/or a pair of tights.