The Undersea World of Linda Octopus
@lindaoctopus.bsky.social
Easy going, shy, socially awkward, likes Sci Fi, Sci Fa, Dr Who, Ogrons.
No DMs thanks, I've already eaten.
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"Have you heard from Hazel yet?"
"No, Annette Badland is way too busy, we can't afford her any more."
#TheArchers
"No, Annette Badland is way too busy, we can't afford her any more."
#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
"Have you heard from Hazel yet?"
"No, Annette Badland is way too busy, we can't afford her any more."
#TheArchers
"No, Annette Badland is way too busy, we can't afford her any more."
#TheArchers
"I suppose you're wondering why I've called you both in here today."
"Is it because you're a weird psychopath, Joy?"
"Lovely!"
#TheArchers
"Is it because you're a weird psychopath, Joy?"
"Lovely!"
#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
"I suppose you're wondering why I've called you both in here today."
"Is it because you're a weird psychopath, Joy?"
"Lovely!"
#TheArchers
"Is it because you're a weird psychopath, Joy?"
"Lovely!"
#TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The turkey plucking machine sounds like George Clooney's sex machine in Burn After Reading. A bit niche, I know, but I can't get it out of my mind. #TheArchers
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The turkey plucking machine sounds like George Clooney's sex machine in Burn After Reading. A bit niche, I know, but I can't get it out of my mind. #TheArchers
I have survived the Work Christmas Party tonight. Does anyone really enjoy this shit?
December 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I have survived the Work Christmas Party tonight. Does anyone really enjoy this shit?
Lovely to see this lad rocking out to Gay Anthem YMCA at the #fifaworldcup draw. Remarkable scenes.
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Lovely to see this lad rocking out to Gay Anthem YMCA at the #fifaworldcup draw. Remarkable scenes.
I've awarded myself the award for the Bestest Bespectacled Gal in My House. The trophy is extremely phallic. Well, it's a dildo painted gold. And I'm still classier than #FIFA
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I've awarded myself the award for the Bestest Bespectacled Gal in My House. The trophy is extremely phallic. Well, it's a dildo painted gold. And I'm still classier than #FIFA
"I've got you, George, now while I'm still emotional, and with a sprained wrist, I'm going to climb up this tree with a chainsaw." #TheArchers
December 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
"I've got you, George, now while I'm still emotional, and with a sprained wrist, I'm going to climb up this tree with a chainsaw." #TheArchers
Joy, stop being a stalker, you weirdo
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
December 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Joy, stop being a stalker, you weirdo
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
Tributes are being paid to Brad, who will die shortly #TheArchers
December 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Tributes are being paid to Brad, who will die shortly #TheArchers
This is Susan when she has been starved of gossip, is it? #TheArchers
December 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This is Susan when she has been starved of gossip, is it? #TheArchers
Amber sounds so different to when we first met her. That's what being a Grundy Girl is all about #TheArchers
December 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Amber sounds so different to when we first met her. That's what being a Grundy Girl is all about #TheArchers
Wasn't the shop supposed to be done within 3 weeks? #TheArchers
December 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Wasn't the shop supposed to be done within 3 weeks? #TheArchers
Why is Susan at Adam's house? #TheArchers
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Why is Susan at Adam's house? #TheArchers
Joy can be quite an annoying busybody can't she? #TheArchers
December 2, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Joy can be quite an annoying busybody can't she? #TheArchers
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
You know who is good at keeping secrets and never gets flustered under the slightest bit of pressure? Brad! Good old Braddity Brad Brad Brad. Another one of Emmur and Ed's amazing life choices. #TheArchers
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
You know who is good at keeping secrets and never gets flustered under the slightest bit of pressure? Brad! Good old Braddity Brad Brad Brad. Another one of Emmur and Ed's amazing life choices. #TheArchers
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'Beautiful TV covers.'
Man has been on this planet long enough.
Man has been on this planet long enough.
November 27, 2025 at 11:35 AM
'Beautiful TV covers.'
Man has been on this planet long enough.
Man has been on this planet long enough.
So is Brad mooning over Amber? Is #Bramber on this Christmas as Gawg pushes away the love of his life?
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
So is Brad mooning over Amber? Is #Bramber on this Christmas as Gawg pushes away the love of his life?
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
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I once met up with a guy who wanked off salmon as an actual job, in a salmon farm. Not my best first date. But, crucially, also not my worst.
I once met up with a guy who wanked off salmon as an actual job, in a salmon farm. Not my best first date. But, crucially, also not my worst.
Move over fillers - people are getting facial injections derived from fish sperm
Celebs including Charlie XCX swear by them. But what are polynucleotides and do they work?
www.bbc.co.uk
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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I once met up with a guy who wanked off salmon as an actual job, in a salmon farm. Not my best first date. But, crucially, also not my worst.
I once met up with a guy who wanked off salmon as an actual job, in a salmon farm. Not my best first date. But, crucially, also not my worst.