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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

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“Death” CLOWNey 👻🎃 @librarybunny.bsky.social · 20h

First ending Roe, now this. You can blame Mississippi for the end of the world.

WTVA 9 News @wtva9news.bsky.social · 20h

A truck transporting infected and aggressive monkeys crashed in south Mississippi, and some of the animals reportedly escaped.

Infected, aggressive monkeys on loose after crash in south Mississippi

A truck transporting infected and aggressive monkeys crashed in south Mississippi, and some of the animals reportedly escaped.

www.wtva.com

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 1d

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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 2d

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE youtu.be/FdJ0liRHToA?...

Lovely Day | Alcorn State | Crankfest 2017 | 4K

YouTube video by /\/\ MARCHINGSPORT

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“Death” CLOWNey 👻🎃 @librarybunny.bsky.social · 2d

So LSU isn't going to go the "accidentally left Mike's cage open with a trail of ground beef to Kelly's office" route?

“Death” CLOWNey 👻🎃 @librarybunny.bsky.social · 2d

I still have Tyrone Prothro’s career-ending injury baked in my brain. 😔

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 2d

turning off quote replies when a skeet hits the discover tab

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Tim Mathews @timmathews.bsky.social · 3d

As a supervising attorney, I am here to tell young lawyers that AI is absolutely a threat to your career. I do not mean that it will replace you. I mean that if you use it, you increase the risk that another attorney will replace you when you are fired. www.reuters.com/sustainabili...

Two federal judges say use of AI led to errors in US court rulings

Two federal judges admitted in response to an inquiry by U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley that members of their staff used artificial intelligence to help prepare recent court orders that Grassley called "error-ridden."

www.reuters.com

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“Death” CLOWNey 👻🎃 @librarybunny.bsky.social · 3d

Oh fun, Sexy Piggly Wiggly Hours

(disagreement with Hubs whether they open at 12 or 1 today)

lacey, infested with bears @byelacey.bsky.social · Sep 23

bringing back my most viral tweet for spooky season

“Death” CLOWNey 👻🎃 @librarybunny.bsky.social · 3d

*Reads, sighs, deletes the slide about algorithmic trend manipulation in two of my regular workshops about 1) social media and 2) misinformation*

Dan of the FEAR💀 @downwithdan.bsky.social · 3d

Brace for another wave of x refuges

& What's happening: Elon Musk confirmed that X will delete all heuristics from its recommendation system within six weeks. In other words, the familiar logic of likes, replies, and reposts that shaped Twitter for years is about to disappear. In its place, Grok, the platform's in-house Al model, will read and watch more than one hundred million posts
and videos every day to decide what users see. At the same time, X is testing a new interface that keeps users inside the app even when they open external links.

How this hits reality: This marks the first time a major social platform has handed full control of content discovery to an Al model.
Engagement farms, trend-hacking accounts, and traditional growth tactics may soon lose their edge. The new winners will be those who write in ways that Grok interprets as engaging, turning social media optimization into a new form of prompt engineering. This shift could reshape influencer strategies, ad targeting, and even political communication in a matter of weeks.
• Key takeaway: X did not just change its algorithm; it replaced it with an Al reader.
Your reach will soon depend on how fluently you can speak Grok.

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 3d

DUCK! YOU’RE NAKEY!

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“Death” CLOWNey 👻🎃 @librarybunny.bsky.social · 3d

I mean, with Landry dating Weeks and Knox putting LSU on his short list, it's actually more plausible than the Florida gig.

“Death” CLOWNey 👻🎃 @librarybunny.bsky.social · 3d

Did Jeff Lebby eat a brain tumor for breakfast?

“Death” CLOWNey 👻🎃 @librarybunny.bsky.social · 3d

I don’t have the parental experience, but I have it on good authority from friends that that’s what baby poop looks like.

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Stephen C. Rea @stevierea.bsky.social · 3d

Dammit, South Carolina

a woman with red hair is saying " i was rooting for you we were all rooting for you "

Alt: a Black woman with red hair (Tyra Banks on America's Next Top Model) points behind her at the floor then turns and says with emphasis," i was rooting for you! we were all rooting for you!" GIF

media.tenor.com

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“Death” CLOWNey 👻🎃 @librarybunny.bsky.social · 3d

Watching Ole Miss/Oklahoma on the ABC antenna, I felt like they struggled with the brightness balance once skies cleared, and it went from cloudy to really super sunny. It was just glaringly BRIGHT

“Death” CLOWNey 👻🎃 @librarybunny.bsky.social · 3d

It’s the bells!

A passage from “The Bells,” by Edgar Allen Poe:

Leaping higher, higher, higher,
With a desperate desire,
And a resolute endeavor
Now—now to sit or never,
By the side of the pale-faced moon.
Oh, the bells, bells, bells!
What a tale their terror tells
Of Despair!
How they clang, and clash, and roar!
What a horror they outpour

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“Death” CLOWNey 👻🎃 @librarybunny.bsky.social · 3d

Sorry, Alabama (grad school) alma mater, but Ole Miss is my first, and I really kind of need you to lose a conference game right now. #GoCocks

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Bunkie Perkins @bunkieperkins.bsky.social · 3d

ISLAND TIME UNTIL THE WHEELS FALL OFF

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“Death” CLOWNey 👻🎃 @librarybunny.bsky.social · 3d

“I’m staying right here!” Lane to Norman confirmed. /s🤣

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“Death” CLOWNey 👻🎃 @librarybunny.bsky.social · 3d

Someday, I will have a feeling after an Ole Miss win more akin to joy than just relief.

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“Death” CLOWNey 👻🎃 @librarybunny.bsky.social · 3d

Meanwhile, my cats must be frustrated with all of my screams of frustration and confusion at some of these play calls. Siouxsie just ran out of the room sick of my shit.

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“Death” CLOWNey 👻🎃 @librarybunny.bsky.social · 3d

It’s the difference between losing by one, losing by two, or just taking it to overtime. Going for two was the right call.

“Death” CLOWNey 👻🎃 @librarybunny.bsky.social · 3d

Notice how this is right after Napier is officially fired and Lane to Florida is a real possibility? An armchair psychiatrist might call this self sabotage.

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“Death” CLOWNey 👻🎃 @librarybunny.bsky.social · 3d

Confused Snickers dad, do NOT apologize for creating twerking Halloween decoration.