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Lazzi Faire

@lazzifaire.bsky.social

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I'm a Comedian, Writer and occasional Voice Actor who works on shows and stuff. Follow for updates on projects I'm working on. He/Him My Twitch: https://m.twitch.tv/lazzifaire/home Pfp art by @madzdabuck.bsky.social #comedian #screenwriting

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Lazzi Faire @lazzifaire.bsky.social · May 16

We've been hard at work and are so excited to be able to show off a sneek peek of #HallowHearts!

We don't have an exact date but Hallow Hearts should be releasing very soon! reposts are greatly appreciated!

#indieanimation #indie-animation #indieanimationday #cartoon

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Lazzi Faire @lazzifaire.bsky.social · 15h

Honestly, the new Pope is so based I might become Catholic

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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 21h

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 20h

Andrew Cuomo has lost the Italian Jewish vote

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Lazzi Faire @lazzifaire.bsky.social · 1d

I would like to retract my statement. It has very deep flaws but if you learn the systems and work around their shortcomings it can be very rewarding

Lazzi Faire @lazzifaire.bsky.social · 6d

Fuck Assassin's Creed Unity

Lazzi Faire @lazzifaire.bsky.social · 1d

I just wanna be clear I hated Shylily long before it turned out she was a bad person. All of you posers to the hating scene need to get in line.

Lazzi Faire @lazzifaire.bsky.social · 2d

Stock Market Soars To All New Mediums!

#satire #substack

open.substack.com/pub/theredli...

Stock Market Soars To All New Mediums

Goldielocks says "Invest!"

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Lazzi Faire @lazzifaire.bsky.social · 4d

They're doing a comic convention near me and I was thinking of going so I looked up photos and literally, it's just a giant room with wall to wall Funko Pops 😭 We live in a society

Lazzi Faire @lazzifaire.bsky.social · 5d

Man that Glitch direct was pretty cool! It's nice to see a small, Indie company consolidate and merge into a massive hegemonic force for a change!

Lazzi Faire @lazzifaire.bsky.social · 6d

Fuck Assassin's Creed Unity

Lazzi Faire @lazzifaire.bsky.social · 7d

My favorite part was when Adam and Eve had to learn Parkour to escape The Garden Of Eden

Lazzi Faire @lazzifaire.bsky.social · 7d

I have been spending the past few days watching Assassin's Creed lore videos and I gotta say: What the fuck?

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G. Vera @gveramoore.bsky.social · 7d

New Page! 🐺🔥

adelpha-comic.com/comic/adelph...

Updates every Monday, Wednesday and Friday!

#adelphacomic #ocsky #webcomic #anthro #sciencefantasy

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Cami @camiisade.bsky.social · 8d

I gotta take him back in, he's not doing any better

if you have anything to spare for vet bills I could use the help

ko-fi.com/A25249ZH

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 8d

eli yudin @eliyudin.com · Aug 22

STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife

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Lazzi Faire @lazzifaire.bsky.social · 9d

Mysterious Severed Heads Appear In Man's Fridge With No Explanation

#satire #comedy #substack #article

theredlinesatire.substack.com/p/mysterious...

Mysterious Severed Heads Appear In Mans Fridge With No Explanation

We'll need to put our heads together to solve this

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Lazzi Faire @lazzifaire.bsky.social · 9d

One of the best things about using Casting Call Club is about half the people applying just don't follow the instructions and you can just dismiss them immediately

Lazzi Faire @lazzifaire.bsky.social · 9d

Mysterious Severed Heads Appear In Man's Fridge With No Explanation

#satire #comedy #substack #article

theredlinesatire.substack.com/p/mysterious...

Mysterious Severed Heads Appear In Mans Fridge With No Explanation

We'll need to put our heads together to solve this

theredlinesatire.substack.com

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Matt Acuña @acunamattata.bsky.social · 10d

Time for the monthly job hunting post! It’s been about 6 months (half a year!) since my last studio gig, and this writer is on the hunt for the most dangerous game… EMPLOYMENT.

If you want guy who write good and funny some time, I am guy for you.

✉️: [email protected]
📝: www.mattacuna.com

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Lorenzo Hall 🍉 @lorenzohall.com · Feb 2

Rent time so I'm pushing commissions again, but if you just want to be kind there's also a link for tipjar purposes.

If you'd like a commission, comment on this or the original post and I'll reach out to get in contact.

www.paypal.com/paypalme/Nio...

Lorenzo Hall 🍉 @lorenzohall.com · Jan 13

Examples will be in the reply.

Writing Commissions by Lorenzo Hall

$30 per 1000 words

Comic Scripts $15 per page.

DM if interested.

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Lazzi Faire @lazzifaire.bsky.social · 12d

"Actually can I just have a quarter or something?"

Lazzi Faire @lazzifaire.bsky.social · 12d

My pleasure! I've been slacking on drawing and this was a great reason to hop back in!

Also thanks 😊 I think having to draw her has given me a new appreciation for her design lol

Lazzi Faire @lazzifaire.bsky.social · 12d

Some alt shirt designs

A shirt with the text "tk" with two large Os on either side

A shirt with a cat drawn out of a T a K and an O

Lazzi Faire @lazzifaire.bsky.social · 12d

They say A Saber a day keeps the unbroken bones at bay! Here is my attempt.

Happy (early) Birthday!

Also read Ring Cats 🔫

#ringcats #fanart #digitalart #drawing

Saber in a torn up shirt reading "heavyweight"

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Lazzi Faire @lazzifaire.bsky.social · 13d

I think the Locktober people should have to fight the Halloween people for control of the month

Lazzi Faire @lazzifaire.bsky.social · 13d

I might actually buy a dictionary. Crazy world we're living in