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sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 16d

* ... i agree.

sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 16d

* well, i figured 'man, if i get the highest number, maybe then i could get something', then i threw them with the highest precision, and, uh.

* well, they changed it to one less than what was originally supposed to be, which was the max one.

sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 16d

* i did that before, the little guy nearly scammed me, though.

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sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 16d

* it looks nice on you, miss.

[ He chuckles, moving his umbrella around. ]

* but, nah, no rain today, at least i don't think so, but maybe it's raining somewhere else, you know what i mean?

[ Sans looks up at Toriel, rubbing a red ketchup stain on his shirt. ]

* who got it to you, if i can ask?

Ｍꜱ. Ｔᴏʀɪᴇʟ @dreamingofhome.bsky.social · 17d

﹙ a small, wrinkle-eyed smile accompanied a couple hushed laughs of her own, spare hand curling in front of her mouth. ﹚

Sorry, I guess that was sort of out of nowhere..
But I just like color coordinating, I guess. It was an old gift.

Unless you mean the rain-?

sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 17d

* cute, eh? i could blush, but i don't got no skin, or like some folk, fur.

[ He gives a slight wink, shrugging his arms and shifting his foot slightly. ]

* but, yours is nice too, ma'am.

* so, what's up with the umbrella? is this one of the trends the kids are doing?

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sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 17d

(sans dies to the roaring knight 2)

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sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 17d

* ... and, uh, some hanging out, we could all just avoid this.

* come on, pal, don't you remember me? i made mistakes, so did you, let's try to forgive each other.

* just, weapon down, and this will make my job much easier.

[ Arms wide open, his breathing heavy. ]

[ Sans is sparing you...? ]

sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 17d

[ He pulls his two hands out of his pockets, shaky and reluctant to fight, trying to believe that the kid that he used to know is still there, even given the fact that the both of them don't go well. ]

* and i figured, with some good puns...

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sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 17d

[ Or, out of everything, really. ]

* hey, buddy.

[ His voice slips for a second, he can barely even look at you straight. ]

[ Then, he seems to lower his guard. ]

* my bro always believed that... that even the worst people can change.

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sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 17d

[ Despite the current situation, he manages to make some humor out of it, inches away from dying, as always... the weakest enemy, after all. ]

[ Sweat drips down his head faster and faster, he's nearly out of options. ]

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sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 17d

[ Yet, he grows slower and slower by the second, or maybe he's storing his energy. ]

* huff... no matter how much i stall you, you keep swinging that sword.

* you must really want me dead, eh?

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sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 17d

* ... hope your mom doesn't mind this, kiddo.

[ He says, his eye glowing yellow, a glimmer of hope, an attempt to believe that the 'person' he's fighting can even ATTEMPT to change. ]

[𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂! Countless breathless dodges, but he visibly grows weaker due to the speed. ]

[+]

( EVENT. ) @cageparts.being.dog · 17d

Then, they line up from their circle around him —

and charge straight for him.

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sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 17d

* yummers.

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sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 17d

* ... uh.

[ He doesn't want to say anything to this, but he is curious... well, not really. ]

sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 17d

* well, that looks gnarly, or should i say, 'crawly'? eheheheh.

𝘼𝙢𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙧. @fellambassador.bsky.social · 17d

[ @lazyjudgement.bsky.social ]

WINNER!

Reaching into the candy bucket, what's this he spies?

Why it's a glow in the dark spider ring! The Ambassador tosses it over!

sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 17d

* oh, yeah... man, shame that's not enough information.

* could you, hmm... maybe tell me a little bit more about all that.

* it's only you...? @whatmakesyou.is.tired.fyi · 17d

*

*

* FAZBEAR MADE THEM YOU FUCKING-,,

sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 17d

* yeah, and it's a shame i never found out how the animatronics attacked the night guard.

* and who made the animatronics.

* and who worked with william afton.

* and if he had any children.

* and what happened in majority of the games.

* and about the minigames, too.

sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 17d

* yeah, and it's a shame i never found out how the animatronics attacked the night guard.

* and who made the animatronics.

* and who worked with william afton.

* and if he had any children.

* and what happened in majority of the games.

* and about the minigames, too.

* it's only you...? @whatmakesyou.is.tired.fyi · 17d

* SSHUT UP

sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 17d

* yeah, shame there isn't anybody as wise and intelligent to do it around here, eh?

* maybe i should search it online, i always liked that william afton guy, wonder what's the deal with him.

sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 17d

* yeah, shame there isn't anybody as wise and intelligent to do it around here, eh?

* maybe i should search it online, i always liked that william afton guy, wonder what's the deal with him.

* it's only you...? @whatmakesyou.is.tired.fyi · 17d

[ VISIBLE SHAKING ]

* yyeah haha

sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 17d

* boy, how i wish someone explained that one game with the five nights and the bear to me...

sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 17d

* boy, how i wish someone explained that one game with the five nights and the bear to me...

* it's only you...? @whatmakesyou.is.tired.fyi · 17d

[ fighting demons not to nerd rant about fnaf lore. ]

sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 17d

* cute, eh? i could blush, but i don't got no skin, or like some folk, fur.

[ He gives a slight wink, shrugging his arms and shifting his foot slightly. ]

* but, yours is nice too, ma'am.

* so, what's up with the umbrella? is this one of the trends the kids are doing?

Ｍꜱ. Ｔᴏʀɪᴇʟ @dreamingofhome.bsky.social · 17d

Ah- Mister Sans! It's always nice to see you.

﹙ her own umbrella was a soft pastel purple, intended to keep her colors matching.. but she found herself smiling at his. ﹚

How cute..

sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 17d

[ Well, he's there... too? Unfortunately or fortunately, he holds an umbrella, with skeleton faces as the style. ]

* what's up, miss toriel?

sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 17d

* well, he's fine, or, it seems he's fine, he just doesn't leave our house much.

[ He looks at his hand for a second, then back at you. ]

* if you ever plan on visiting again, we could use the company, how about it, eh?

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sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 17d

* ...

* i'm still glad you chose me for your, uh, experiments.

* and, everything else.

* like your studies, but...

* for some reason, even if i want to, i can't bother to look into you.

* like i don't want to believe this is what you are now.

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sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 17d

* the truth, huh?

* i would know it as good as the next person, we worked together.

* or, a part of you, worked with me.

* ... so strange how a man can live on because of his words.

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sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 17d

[ He shrugs, looking over his shoulder. ]

* keep living in delusion, and you'll die on it.

[ After that, he just starts to walk away?? His steps seem reluctant, like he has a few words he'd like to share, but decides not to. ]

sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 17d

* i don't want to be.

[ He looks away, one hand slowly slipping out of his jacket. ]

* gladly, i've got 'thick skin', so that won't get to me.

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sans, sans the skeleton. @lazyjudgement.bsky.social · 17d

* ... you're only saying that because you don't have anything else to say.

* maybe you can still change, put a little thought into it.

* ... last time i saw everyone go wild because of you, they were not happy.

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