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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · May 21

⛧ —— THE SLAYER’S TESTAMENT

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SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 6m

You mustn't allow yourself to be chained to fate, to be ruled by your genes.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 42m

Maybe I was wrong about you... I was wrong. You're not greedy, you're bat-shit insane!

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 1h

In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 1h

I wear no mask. And I hate everything.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 2h

Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 3h

Flock off, feather face, or you can stick around and find out the hard way!

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 3h

Well, not even last night's storm could wake you. I heard them say we've reached Morrowind, I'm sure they'll let us go.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 4h

THIS GOD WON'T FORGIVE YOU.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 4h

Not yet, Snake! IT'S NOT OVER YET!

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 5h

You were the lightning in that rain. You can still shine through the darkness.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 5h

What a fool you are. I'm a god, how can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No recall or intervention can work in this place. Come, lay down your weapons, it is not too late for my mercy.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 6h

Mine eyes can but weep as they bear witness to the majesty... THE BFG 9000!

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 6h

SHAGADELIC, BABY!

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 7h

Building the future, and keeping the past alive, are one in the same thing.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 8h

Not yet, Snake! IT'S NOT OVER YET!

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 8h

<< It's time. >>

<< This'll blanket the world like snow. >>

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 9h

I realize this moment may not be the most... convenient, for a heart to heart. . but, I had to wait until your friends were. . otherwise, occupied.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 9h

Like when the dream no longer needs its dreamer

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 10h

What's with these guys? It's just like one of my Japanese animes!

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 10h

<< You and I are opposite sides of the same coin. >>

<< When we face each other, we finally see our true selves. >>

<< There may be a resemblance, but we'll never face the same direction. >>

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 11h

Not yet, Snake! IT'S NOT OVER YET!

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 12h

You mustn't allow yourself to be chained to fate, to be ruled by your genes.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 12h

A strong man doesn’t need to read the future. He makes his own.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 13h

You mustn't allow yourself to be chained to fate, to be ruled by your genes.

SLAYER’S TESTAMENT @slayerstestament.bsky.social · 13h

MAN EATING ROCKS: AAAOORRGGHGGHG