Relocated Midwesterner
@lauragoof.bsky.social
Ex-wedding photographer, ttrpg & PC gamer, Baby Scoop adoptee, Scorpio, cat lover & foster, born in Chicago, now lives in the South. Sarcasm free of charge, Mr Boffo enthusiast
Can confirm. My mom had this horrible disease too. Saddest thing to witness
a little girl is hugging a monster from monsters inc
ALT: a little girl is hugging a monster from monsters inc
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Can confirm. My mom had this horrible disease too. Saddest thing to witness
Same! I remember the short story very well. People should read it! www.leonschools.net/cms/lib/FL01...
www.leonschools.net
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Same! I remember the short story very well. People should read it! www.leonschools.net/cms/lib/FL01...
Hello friends. I volunteer at the humane society in my area in NC. We are working out a way to donate pet food to a local food bank. Did you know that food banks rarely get pet foods donated? Folks are choosing to feed their pets or themselves. PLEASE consider donating www.paypal.com/donate?token...
Donate to Columbus Humane Society Inc.
Help support Columbus Humane Society Inc. by donating or sharing with your friends.
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November 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Hello friends. I volunteer at the humane society in my area in NC. We are working out a way to donate pet food to a local food bank. Did you know that food banks rarely get pet foods donated? Folks are choosing to feed their pets or themselves. PLEASE consider donating www.paypal.com/donate?token...
Oh it just got fixed
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Oh it just got fixed
Mine too! What’s happened?
November 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Mine too! What’s happened?
Anybody else having audio issues with NFL Redzone? @nfl what is happening?
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Anybody else having audio issues with NFL Redzone? @nfl what is happening?
My 58th trip around the sun.
a monkey is standing on a rock in the woods and saying `` it 's my birthday whoohoo '' .
ALT: a monkey is standing on a rock in the woods and saying `` it 's my birthday whoohoo '' .
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November 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
My 58th trip around the sun.
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The northern lights tonight from my front door in North Pole, Alaska
October 29, 2025 at 7:40 AM
The northern lights tonight from my front door in North Pole, Alaska
Jesus
a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed
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October 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Jesus
My tortie hates it too, acts like I’m killing her with acid
October 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My tortie hates it too, acts like I’m killing her with acid
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We are the richest nation in the world
We are the richest nation in the world
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We are the richest nation in the world
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Americans brace for food stamps to run out: ‘the greatest hunger catastrophe since the Great Depression’
Americans brace for food stamps to run out: ‘the greatest hunger catastrophe since the Great Depression’
Nearly 42 million people in danger as federal government shutdown continues and Snap funding to end 1 November
www.theguardian.com
October 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
We are the richest nation in the world
We are the richest nation in the world
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We are the richest nation in the world
We are the richest nation in the world
We are the richest nation in the world
We are the richest nation in the world
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We are the richest nation in the world
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My personal favorite. An oldie but goodie
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
My personal favorite. An oldie but goodie
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“We don’t have illegal aliens… the legal term for my people were slaves….”
🚨This is what leadership looks and sounds like in 2025.✊🏼
🚨This is what leadership looks and sounds like in 2025.✊🏼
October 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
“We don’t have illegal aliens… the legal term for my people were slaves….”
🚨This is what leadership looks and sounds like in 2025.✊🏼
🚨This is what leadership looks and sounds like in 2025.✊🏼
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The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
October 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
A good long life. Safe travels on your journey June ❤️
October 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
A good long life. Safe travels on your journey June ❤️
Sure I’m finishing my 1st round edits by the end of the week. DM me your email.
October 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Sure I’m finishing my 1st round edits by the end of the week. DM me your email.
Do you read all genres? I have a sci-fi ms that I’m doing a first edit on and will need a beta reader in a couple months
October 21, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Do you read all genres? I have a sci-fi ms that I’m doing a first edit on and will need a beta reader in a couple months
Currently going through a first edit of the rough draft of a novel I’ve written and I don’t know how anyone can remain objective doing this. Is this a job for beta readers? #betareader
October 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Currently going through a first edit of the rough draft of a novel I’ve written and I don’t know how anyone can remain objective doing this. Is this a job for beta readers? #betareader
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OK, so our "Secretary of War" currently has two big priorities: (1) murdering innocent fishermen in the Caribbean, and (2) endangering the lives of commuters in Southern California.
Perhaps, we are seeing one of the downsides to having a drunk TV talk show chatterbox running our military.
Perhaps, we are seeing one of the downsides to having a drunk TV talk show chatterbox running our military.
October 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
OK, so our "Secretary of War" currently has two big priorities: (1) murdering innocent fishermen in the Caribbean, and (2) endangering the lives of commuters in Southern California.
Perhaps, we are seeing one of the downsides to having a drunk TV talk show chatterbox running our military.
Perhaps, we are seeing one of the downsides to having a drunk TV talk show chatterbox running our military.
Incredible to think someone just put this in a bag and took it home. Thinking those gems will be removed and sold separately
October 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Incredible to think someone just put this in a bag and took it home. Thinking those gems will be removed and sold separately
October 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I emailed Spotify my displeasure in their ICE ads. [email protected] you should too.
October 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I emailed Spotify my displeasure in their ICE ads. [email protected] you should too.