Laserpferd
banner
laserpferd.dtun.de
Laserpferd
@laserpferd.dtun.de
Kraut Space Magic. Enjoyer of video games 🕹️, scale modeling newbie🛩️, sci-fi enthusiast🛸, OSINT lurker🔍.
Pinned
I'd love for my feed to be mostly updates from friends, scale modeling and video games, but currently it's mostly
Reposted by Laserpferd
One of the many fiendish creatures of #Nestavire is the Crustillery.

An oversized crab capable of launching some deadly artillery depending on the areas you find it in.

You'll need to think out of the box to harm these cutthroat crustaceans.
February 2, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Reposted by Laserpferd
Apparently Adobe popped to Bluesky like a flower in Spring.
And then ended like that.
April 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
TIL there was an N64 version of StarCraft

I was not prepared for who shows up in that ad
So it's not a total loss, I cut out all five video game commercials from the 5.5 hours of off-the-air nonsense on this tape. Enjoy video game commercials from 25 years ago. I kind of forgot that the year 2000 was still very much the 90s.
February 3, 2026 at 7:05 AM
February 3, 2026 at 6:39 AM
It's Flash all over again
I AM FURIOUS.

Adobe Animate remains an industry standard for TV animation. Star Trek: Lower Decks was made in Animate. Haunted Hotel was made in Animate. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was made in Animate.

And because you can't buy a permanent licence anymore, it'll just be gone.
February 2, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Reposted by Laserpferd
Prepping our #SteamNextFest coverage over on noclip_2 and the @noclipvideo.bsky.social Crewcast for later this month.

If you're an indie dev planning to have your demo as part of the event, feel free to reply here, in my dms, or send me an e-mail (in bio)!
February 2, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Germans don't really do bread rivalry, we just assimilate baked goods like some kind of Bread Borg
February 2, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Mask off! After a final matte coat, it is time to reveal the canopy and landing lights. Luckily, no ugly surprises here.

Calling this done - I'll shoot some proper pictures this week.

The first victim of #buildthestash completed!

#histscalemodels
February 1, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Couldn't be me
February 1, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Millennial Steam friends list be like

In Game:
That one unemployed guy - playing MMO / clicker game
3 guys - playing Counter Strike

Online:
13 people - staring at library, wishing the weekend was longer

Offline:
74 people - average last seen: 272 days ago
February 1, 2026 at 2:48 PM
She's a tailsitter, tailsitter on the floor🎶
and she's sitting like she's never sat befoore 🎶

No way I can fix that without gluing her to a diorama base. Now for the final step: A last coat. Should I go matt or satin?

#histscalemodels
February 1, 2026 at 1:58 PM
My least favorite part is always attaching the fiddly bits and hoping it stands. Will an entire nose cone full of fishing weights be enough?
February 1, 2026 at 1:42 PM
All oiled up and panel line washed. Unfortunately the yellow was so layered that the panel lines were inaccessible, so now they're a bit smeared. I'll just pretend it's intentional weathering.
February 1, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Reposted by Laserpferd
It's so cool how you can clearly track whether or not we're close to bombing Iran based on the frequency of "photo of hot women in [Muslim country] in the 70s before Islam ruined it and made them unfuckable" posts across Reddit and other social media sites.
February 1, 2026 at 2:31 AM
*Europe voice* It's the final gloss coat!

Decals on, tail attached, protective coat sprayed. Time for weathering.

Anyone got recommendations for what panel line wash to use here? Should I just go black? Or something light and contrasty?

#histscalemodels
January 31, 2026 at 6:34 PM
>meets Jeffrey Epstein
>reopens nazi containment board
>causes the birth of the current neoreactionary movement
>leaves
January 31, 2026 at 12:00 PM
UK really cornering the market on throwing useless AI slop at poor people and calling it a day
We want to make sure tutoring isn't the preserve of a lucky few, but accessible to every child who needs it.

AI can help us do that.

Safe, personalised, one-to-one learning support to help every child achieve and thrive.

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01...
Poorest pupils to be given AI tutors
Bridget Phillipson says tuition would no longer be the preserve of ‘the lucky few’
www.telegraph.co.uk
January 30, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Lmao the German old people radio station that's playing in the office is playing that new Bruce Springsteen song
January 30, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Military juntas across Africa kicking out the French and replacing them with Wagner mercenaries like
January 30, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Na wenn man den Maßstab von Friedrich Merz ansetzt für Arbeitsunfähigkeit dann ergibt das schon Sinn. Endlich mal einer der einfach arbeiten geht statt sich krank zu melden.
January 30, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Reposted by Laserpferd
january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing
Signs and portents
January 30, 2026 at 9:42 AM
👀 GitS has been more miss than hit in recent years but somehow I always come back to it. Looks fun.
January 30, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Reminds me of the stories where US snipers in Iraq would lay out spools of copper wire as bait and then shoot anyone who picked them up for being a combatant and carrying bomb making equipment
The USA, where the summary execution of an unarmed man can now be justified by the actual president, because on a separate occasion he kicked the tail light of a "very expensive government vehicle."
January 30, 2026 at 7:58 AM
Just not the same without the sound of a physical hard drive fighting for its life
recorded a Windows 95 full disk defrag to soothe your timeline.
January 30, 2026 at 7:03 AM