EG Katz
@lasagnaoptimist.bsky.social
three goats in a trenchcoat
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
the words no fan ever wants to hear
Steinbrenner: 'Ideal' for Yankees to lower payroll
Yankees owner Hal Steinbrenner claimed it was too early in the offseason to determine his team's payroll range for the 2026 season, but he'd prefer that the number drop from the $319 million he said N...
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November 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
the words no fan ever wants to hear
wearing a powdered wig and tails as I ask anyone unlucky enough to speak to me if they have any Grey Poupon
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
wearing a powdered wig and tails as I ask anyone unlucky enough to speak to me if they have any Grey Poupon
ah yes, perfect for a reality where everyday viewers want to see themselves represented by *checks notes* an old perv and the former spokesperson for the NRA
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
ah yes, perfect for a reality where everyday viewers want to see themselves represented by *checks notes* an old perv and the former spokesperson for the NRA
mau mau’s living the good life
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
mau mau’s living the good life
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Stephen Miller watching the Trump-Mamdani presser
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Stephen Miller watching the Trump-Mamdani presser
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I saw a post a few months ago that was one of those fake texts that said “hi this is Warren Zevon. I need money so that I can make Werewolves of London 2. Here’s proof it’s me: awooo” and I doubt I’ll ever find that post again but ever since I keep repeating “here’s proof it’s me: awooo” in my head
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I saw a post a few months ago that was one of those fake texts that said “hi this is Warren Zevon. I need money so that I can make Werewolves of London 2. Here’s proof it’s me: awooo” and I doubt I’ll ever find that post again but ever since I keep repeating “here’s proof it’s me: awooo” in my head
that’s true no mother should it’s a good thing you’re not in that situation
November 16, 2025 at 10:19 AM
that’s true no mother should it’s a good thing you’re not in that situation
no one should have $500 million in an art collection besides a museum
Dozens of pieces are expected to fetch half a billion dollars in all when they’re auctioned next week.
Cosmetics Billionaire’s Estimated $500 Million Art Collection Up For Auction—Including Works By Van Gogh, Klimt, Mattise
Dozens of pieces are expected to fetch half a billion dollars in all when they’re auctioned next week.
www.forbes.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 AM
no one should have $500 million in an art collection besides a museum
This is Musk’s legacy. Every article about him should begin with this.
November 8, 2025 at 11:13 AM
This is Musk’s legacy. Every article about him should begin with this.
That’s like 400 pounds per person and I just don’t think we have it in us
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms
November 7, 2025 at 7:25 AM
That’s like 400 pounds per person and I just don’t think we have it in us
these people are fucking monsters and every single one of them needs to be put on trial once this is over
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
these people are fucking monsters and every single one of them needs to be put on trial once this is over
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(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶
I don’t think they want to win. I think the party heads make more money fundraising in opposition than when in power and their stocks benefit more under republican-controlled government so they have strong financial incentives not to alter the current path
A year after Trump won, why won’t Democrats change their playbook? | Norman Solomon
A year after Trump won, why won’t Democrats change their playbook? | Norman Solomon
The corporate-friendly party refuses to learn the lessons of the past decade. When will it implement a truly humane agenda?
www.theguardian.com
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I don’t think they want to win. I think the party heads make more money fundraising in opposition than when in power and their stocks benefit more under republican-controlled government so they have strong financial incentives not to alter the current path
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F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
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“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
I thought this was a super fancy hotdog
Earlier, Crowley brought me three jam and cream doughnuts, very similar to these from Great British Bake-off (which I adore!).
I wasn't hungry then (fish & chips & Guinness), but one of these would go down a treat now.
Do you think Crowley would mind if I had the barest nibble of one now?
I wasn't hungry then (fish & chips & Guinness), but one of these would go down a treat now.
Do you think Crowley would mind if I had the barest nibble of one now?
October 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I thought this was a super fancy hotdog
it’s going to be wild when Letitia James sues the doj for malicious prosecution and kicks the shit out of them
LIVE: New York Attorney General Letitia James appears in court youtube.com/live/uEs7XfJ...
LIVE: New York Attorney General Letitia James appears in court
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October 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
it’s going to be wild when Letitia James sues the doj for malicious prosecution and kicks the shit out of them
people are saying it's the most useless endorsement ever
Breaking News: Mayor Eric Adams will endorse Andrew Cuomo for mayor of New York City to try to stop the momentum of Zohran Mamdani. nyti.ms/4nfliHv
October 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
people are saying it's the most useless endorsement ever
how does ‘guy with a nazi tattoo’ get through the democrat vetting process it’s not like he’s shy about taking off his shirt
October 23, 2025 at 7:40 AM
how does ‘guy with a nazi tattoo’ get through the democrat vetting process it’s not like he’s shy about taking off his shirt
if I have this right, the same party that won’t endorse mamdani is trying to prop up a man with a literal nazi tattoo on his chest
October 23, 2025 at 7:39 AM
if I have this right, the same party that won’t endorse mamdani is trying to prop up a man with a literal nazi tattoo on his chest
let he who hasn’t had an SS Totenkopf tattoo on their chest for almost two decades and claimed to not know that’s what it is while looking at it presumably every day and I think that’s reasonable to say because every time I see an article about this guy he has his shirt off cast the first stone
October 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
let he who hasn’t had an SS Totenkopf tattoo on their chest for almost two decades and claimed to not know that’s what it is while looking at it presumably every day and I think that’s reasonable to say because every time I see an article about this guy he has his shirt off cast the first stone
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Research reveals racist chants on rise in Israeli football – with Maccabi Tel Aviv the worst offenders
Research reveals racist chants on rise in Israeli football – with Maccabi Tel Aviv the worst offenders
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Kick It Out Israel finds 367 instances in 2024-25
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Of those, 118 were linked to Maccabi supporters
Racist chanting by Israeli football fans grew rapidly over the past year, data shows, with Maccabi Tel Aviv supporters the most likely to engage in discriminatory behaviour.
The research was conducted by Kick It Out Israel, which is funded by a civil society organisation, Givat Haviva, that works towards the “creation of a shared society for Jews and Arabs”. It found 367 instances of racist chanting at Israeli Premier League (IPL) matches in the 2024-25 season, a record total and an increase of 67% on the previous campaign. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
October 23, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Research reveals racist chants on rise in Israeli football – with Maccabi Tel Aviv the worst offenders
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Y’all. What the fuck is this.
October 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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