EG Katz
lasagnaoptimist.bsky.social
EG Katz
@lasagnaoptimist.bsky.social
three goats in a trenchcoat
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
wearing a powdered wig and tails as I ask anyone unlucky enough to speak to me if they have any Grey Poupon
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US Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy suggests travelers dress more formally and follow common courtesy guidelines as part of the Trump administration's "Civility Campaign" ahead of the busy holiday travel season.
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
ah yes, perfect for a reality where everyday viewers want to see themselves represented by *checks notes* an old perv and the former spokesperson for the NRA
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"

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November 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
mau mau’s living the good life
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Stephen Miller watching the Trump-Mamdani presser
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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I saw a post a few months ago that was one of those fake texts that said “hi this is Warren Zevon. I need money so that I can make Werewolves of London 2. Here’s proof it’s me: awooo” and I doubt I’ll ever find that post again but ever since I keep repeating “here’s proof it’s me: awooo” in my head
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
that’s true no mother should it’s a good thing you’re not in that situation
what
November 16, 2025 at 10:19 AM
no one should have $500 million in an art collection besides a museum
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 AM
This is Musk’s legacy. Every article about him should begin with this.
November 8, 2025 at 11:13 AM
That’s like 400 pounds per person and I just don’t think we have it in us
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms
November 7, 2025 at 7:25 AM
these people are fucking monsters and every single one of them needs to be put on trial once this is over
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I don’t think they want to win. I think the party heads make more money fundraising in opposition than when in power and their stocks benefit more under republican-controlled government so they have strong financial incentives not to alter the current path
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale

The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I thought this was a super fancy hotdog
Earlier, Crowley brought me three jam and cream doughnuts, very similar to these from Great British Bake-off (which I adore!).

I wasn't hungry then (fish & chips & Guinness), but one of these would go down a treat now.

Do you think Crowley would mind if I had the barest nibble of one now?
October 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
it’s going to be wild when Letitia James sues the doj for malicious prosecution and kicks the shit out of them
October 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
people are saying it's the most useless endorsement ever
Breaking News: Mayor Eric Adams will endorse Andrew Cuomo for mayor of New York City to try to stop the momentum of Zohran Mamdani. nyti.ms/4nfliHv
October 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
how does ‘guy with a nazi tattoo’ get through the democrat vetting process it’s not like he’s shy about taking off his shirt
October 23, 2025 at 7:40 AM
if I have this right, the same party that won’t endorse mamdani is trying to prop up a man with a literal nazi tattoo on his chest
October 23, 2025 at 7:39 AM
let he who hasn’t had an SS Totenkopf tattoo on their chest for almost two decades and claimed to not know that’s what it is while looking at it presumably every day and I think that’s reasonable to say because every time I see an article about this guy he has his shirt off cast the first stone
October 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
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Y’all. What the fuck is this.
October 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM