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💀 Cromortuary 💀
@lapanique.bsky.social
Oh hi it's me your pal Panic.

Strident literary feminist. Publishing desk job. Ran one marathon one time.

"Worryingly erotic." "Disagreeable, quite shouty." "Alienating, dangerous, and perverse."

#Toronto
I guess
December 21, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Malaga is great.
December 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Google maps tells me this is actually Santa Iglesia. I saw Santa Maria on the wall and assumed that was the name.
Santa Maria, golden hour.
December 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Middle-aged English women who moved to Spain pre-Brexit are a fucking excellent party crowd. Take note.
December 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Santa Maria, golden hour.
December 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Dear Marge
Maybe it's the beer talking but you got a butt that just won't quit. They got this weird cheese here .... Skkskalxoowkendjk $5??! Get outta here.

(Actually this is delicious. And it was €2.)
December 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
How I long for the halycon days of 2022 when I took two almost empty planes to Berlin.
December 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I don't party on nye anymore because it's when Bez died, but I think I can handle a matinee of my favourite romantic comedy.
The Perfect Date: WHEN HARRY MET SALLY – 35th Anniversary Screening!
revuecinema.ca
December 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
CBC is showing Gerwig's Little Women instead of Escape to the Country for some reason today, but it's an equally cosy watch and I ain't mad about it. Saoirse Ronan has big
Megan Follows Anne energy in this. I love it.
December 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
When the locations showed that many right wing posters were bots or foreign troll farm agents I don't see the point in attempting combat. You're shooting at ghosts. You can't shoot a ghost.
These people want leftist and liberals to come back to Twitter so badly. They give all kinds of reasons, but the fact is without them the Nazi bar marinates in its own juices and they can't stand it.
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
This is kind of a problem!!
December 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I am self aware enough to know when things could not be less about me, shiksa in Canada, but also I keep thinking about that neighbourhood in Bondi, and how it's is one of the most special places I have ever been.
December 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Your particular heroes, when they fall, are not given special dispensaton.
December 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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We’re not even *close* to running out of good ideas. The issue is smart people’s ideas being systematically persecuted, under-resourced, and blocked from opportunity by fascists. Do not believe propaganda in the “Future Perfect” section of Vox that’s underwritten by Effective Altruism extremists.
This column on Vox is the biggest pile of steaming AI crap I've seen this year. Human's aren't running out of ideas. Instead, those with power and money don't want to listen to ideas that threaten their power and money.

Ideas are plentiful. Putting those ideas into action is the hard part.
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Went for a very cold long run and I have been in the bath for an hour after with no sign that I'll ever move again.

Aside from the ravenous. Damn.
December 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Here is a bit of my resignation speech from last night
Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If you're a London-head like me, or a design nerd, this entire lot is PHENOMENAL
December 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Anyone want to lay odds on the package that I've been sitting at home for all day will actually deliver today, before 9pm, as notified?
December 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Today is Duodi the 22nd of Frimaire in the year 234.
Frimaire is the month of frost.
Today we celebrate heather.#JacobinDay

More information on heather
December 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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I was talking to my Dad last night, he mentioned the weather and I had to take a screenshot of it because it was just the MOST Calgary bullshit. (I miss it!)
December 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Anyone working for the Ontario government has been mandated back to the office five days a week. The 11,000 people who asked for exceptions were told to fuck right off. Meanwhile...
It's a good thing provinces don't have any responsibilities in Canada's system of government.
December 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
They've already lost to the only country big enough and crazy enough to attack them and they renamed it the Department of War so what could all the money possibly be for? 🤔

(Hold on to your butts.)
Breaking News: The House approved a $900 billion defense bill that would codify much of President Trump’s agenda but mandate more consultation with Congress.

Follow live updates. nyti.ms/3Mu9STE
‘Trump Gold Card’ Applications Open: Live Updates
nyti.ms
December 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
My favourite "I can't leave Twitter" remains "I can't leave Twitter, it's where I talk to Michel Houellebecq."
December 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Would having to pay more for this finally get bikes in docks near my house? Probably not.
Worrying article from @graphicmatt.com about proposals from Toronto Parking Authority to further monetize Bike Share. They've built such a great system and it does so much good for so many people, why not focus on service and accept that the modest subsidy is excellent value for its impact?
Matt Elliott: Why dark clouds loom over Bike Share Toronto, despite its undeniable success
Adding more e-bikes certainly sounds like an admirable goal, but it comes with a downside.
www.thestar.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM