There's a monopoly game that's been on my kitchen table for a couple weeks now that I'm not a part of. When I asked about it last night I was told "it's almost over, we're just waiting for *neighbor kid* to run out of money."

Me: "That's capitalism for you"

At least half a dozen companies vying for some of the $45B allocated for immigration detention work hired a friend of border czar Tom Homan because that friend (who previously had Homan on his payroll) led them to believe his connections to Homan would help their chances of scoring a contract.