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Lager Goaty 🍻🐐

@lagergoaty.bsky.social

1.9K followers 230 following 610 posts

36, He/Him, Artist, Animator, Comic Maker, Tail Shaker! BLM and Trans Rights! Minors DNI See things 2 wks before upload and stuff you won't see elsewhere! https://www.patreon.com/LagerGoaty DO NOT USE MY ART FOR AI GENERATION OR MAKE CHATBOTS OF MY OCS!

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Caudle - Bookish Bat @caudlewag.bsky.social · 1h

Oh my sweet god, the level to witch *Just commenting* can help a small business/artist on social media.

The things that you can do to keep small operations going in this tumultuous time are many. It is NOT THE TIME TO BE SHY ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVE NON-COPORATE THINGS.

Thomas N. Perkins IV @tnperkins4.bsky.social · 9h

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Caudle - Bookish Bat @caudlewag.bsky.social · 2h

Just in case Bsky does something stupid today DO CHECK OUT MY TELEGRAM CHANNEL

It's basically a newsletter with a comments section I post to daily lately, with exclusive news/stuff! Good way to keep up with me in the age of shaky censorship.
t.me/Caudlestuff

Barring that, I'm on FA as Caudle.
👇

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Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 2h

Whelp. I didn't get paid today so...

TOMORROW (16 Oct) I will be opening my commission form for 24 hrs! (8am Eastern)

Patreons will get discounts: www.patreon.com/c/LagerGoaty

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Caudle - Bookish Bat @caudlewag.bsky.social · 21h

I think if you're caught selling AI nonsense at any con, but specifically a FURRY con, where supporting our artisans is the lifeblood and soul of the community, you should be banned for like...two years. Do it twice? Forever.

Heinous. Do not bring that garbage into the space.

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Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 16h

I love him!

Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 22h

GOSSH This is good. Noodle dragons can typically fly/float and have magic so a "trust in me" sequence can 100% canonically happen if you ask one for it ;)

Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 1d

I am in a mooooood...

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Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 1d

More people need to realize the hypnotic potential of noodle dragons

- You can still sleepwalk in a trance on their looping body while they sing a lullaby to you
- They can squish your cheeks in their meaty paws (and/or feet) while still having you coiled from waist to neck
- can be scaley OR furry

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Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 2d

Phone is being quite inconsiderate. I'm so sorry bud

Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 4d

Suuuuure you are 😤

Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 4d

I'll never forget that time I met @dracour.bsky.social at Confuzzled and he hypnotized me into wearing a maid outfit the whole time 😵‍💫 #fursuitfriday #furry #CFz2025

📷 @vexxblack.bsky.social

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Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 4d

I need to try that game! Defs have been looking for more chill VR games.

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Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 7d

Gahhh thanks so much man! ^^ you're wonderful!

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Wulfeary (🔞Comms Closed :3c) @wulfeary.bsky.social · 7d

A very happy birthday to one of the best beans I know, it's a huge privilege to be your friend and I'm grateful to have met you💙
🐐: @lagergoaty.bsky.social

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Caudle - Bookish Bat @caudlewag.bsky.social · 8d

HEADS UP

WANNA WATCH ME PLAY A FUN GAME WITH @brendanblaber.bsky.social (JelloApocolype), Kenedy Phillips (Creator of Clutch) and a bunch of other fun beans?

AND raise money for the Trans Legal Fundraiser?

THEN BE HERE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lqe...

AT 5pm!

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Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 9d

Since I work in the Air Force, if the government shutdown goes past the 15th, I may open for commissions again.

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Chu @raizap.com · 10d

I got my flu & covid boosters and you should do, if you can!

The CVS website asked if I was high risk (to justify the booster), but one of the examples was "BMI of 25+". According to the BMI, I'm Gigantimax Snorlax, so I figured I would just cite that if they challenged me, but they didn't!

An illustration of an anthropomorphic cartoon hyena with a needle, implying that getting injected made them transform into a Flareon.

Flareon's Japanese name is "Booster".

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Caudle - Bookish Bat @caudlewag.bsky.social · 11d

HEY YOU

With everything going on right now, it's a VERY good idea to try to keep track of creators off of social media!

Thus I'm going to try to USE my Telegram channel as a way to update folks, comments are also on!

We're all feeling the squeeze, but keep up with me here!
t.me/Caudlestuff

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Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 11d

I cannot believe I am JUST now discovering this 😲

Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 11d

Someone order the Python Lager? 🐐 🐍 🍺

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Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 13d

a man in a suit and tie says go on in front of a comedy central logo

ALT: a man in a suit and tie says go on in front of a comedy central logo

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Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 13d

Ahh jeez :( I hope they lay off your funds here soon. If I have to fly down there to bypass their greedy grip on my support to ya I'll DO it!

Lager Goaty 🍻🐐 @lagergoaty.bsky.social · 13d

VERY lovely work here!

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SecretCaudle - Bashful Bat @secretcaudle.bsky.social · 14d

Q: Autistic hallmarks of a bat?

A: HA well I mean I'm always a bit spectrum-y, but as far as 'Shapes liable to lean into deviant-art level fixations of subject matter and just SLAP A GIANT TAIL on a comfort fave'...

This one is high.

Art by Lager, Binturongboss and CatsinBriefs

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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 15d

if you have democrat rep/senators i recommend calling and reminding them you will never vote for them again if they bend the knee on this. shutting down the government is the correct choice. that is the exact phrasing in my 3 calls and it took 5 min total

bsky.app/profile/pink...

PinkNews @pinknews.bsky.social · 16d

Trump threatens to shut down US government unless Democrats agree to ban all trans health care
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/09/29/trans-care-ban-government-shutdown/?utm_content=1759153201&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

Trump threatens to shut down US government unless all trans health care is banned

The US government's looming shutdown hinges on anti-trans measures after Donald Trump refused to speak to Democrats unless they were passed.

www.thepinknews.com

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