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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 3d

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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 4d

Understand that when a cat climbs in your lap they're telling you that everything else in the entire world sucks except you.

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Kenza @kenzamaka.sheath.church · Sep 14

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Meri @ladymer.bsky.social · 4d

Go build a better club - with blackjack*! And hookers*!

*Awesome books
**Jewelry***
***Ah, hell, the hookers can stay.

Meri @ladymer.bsky.social · 4d

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Meri @ladymer.bsky.social · 5d

With that look, I’m guessing the quest reward involves a cutscene that has to fade to black?

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Meri @ladymer.bsky.social · 7d

Delicious moon ice cream…

Meri @ladymer.bsky.social · 7d

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Meri @ladymer.bsky.social · 7d

Will trade all of the above in exchange for the chance to give belly rubs.

Meri @ladymer.bsky.social · 7d

“Go high” was such a lovely thought back then - now I’m firmly in the camp of “Go lower and dig their graves.”

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Meri @ladymer.bsky.social · 8d

Picture it with a Christmas hat on - it’s versatile!

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Meri @ladymer.bsky.social · 10d

But I want it nowwwww!
(Kidding!)
(Sort of!)
(But if one of manages to get the earrings I want, you become my sworn enemy.)

Meri @ladymer.bsky.social · 11d

Shep, that is not what she meant!

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Meri @ladymer.bsky.social · 11d

Huh! I always assumed it was referring to quality - pampering your child.

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Meri @ladymer.bsky.social · 11d

Saja is voiced by Keith David, confirmed.

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Make Some Noise @makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social · 11d

We think Dr. Goodall would have been honored by this 🫶

#MakeSomeNoise

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Meri @ladymer.bsky.social · 11d

But have you considered that A: this one is really funny, I swear, and B: I am a special princess?

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Meri @ladymer.bsky.social · 11d

While I respect your opinion, Dioptaste is so stunning that I will always vote for it. Patron mineral of being a master of one trade.

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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 15d

I hold many grudges against "Artificial Intelligence", but perhaps the biggest one is how confusing this era is for all us Weird Al Yankovic fans.

Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 15d

To the Daily Beast staffer who put “79” into this headline, know this:

We salute you.

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Evil Twin Lee Black @leeblack.bsky.social · 17d

How Doctor Dinosaur paid for that doctorate

Lætus @bajamothblast.bsky.social · 17d

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𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐢 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐭 🩷 @jastuart68.bsky.social · 19d

An important message from the president of Antifa 😂 🤭

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Weremuskrat John @muskratjohn.bsky.social · 18d

www.dorktower.com/tag/boxes/

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Meri @ladymer.bsky.social · 18d

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Meri @ladymer.bsky.social · 20d

Tara, mounted on a majestic hippo, surrounded by cats, rides down the golden streets of Heaven. The angels are confused, but supportive and, when they see how the hippo deals with assholes who keep trying to insist that only they should be in Heaven, even enthusiastic.

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Meri @ladymer.bsky.social · 20d

Ooh, look at those layers! Screw perfectly smooth buttercream, give me a cake that has a decent layer of frosting in between the layers any day!

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