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Kyle 🛹
@kylecubie.bsky.social
Is this thing on? *ahem*🎤 Filmer 📸/Skater 🛹/Drummer 🥁/Guitarist 🎸| ADHD | Pan💓💛💙| Non-binary | Polyam❤️ | Hesitant Pittsburgher | ACAB 🍉

18+ Content sometimes
they/them
Pinned
I mean fuck, I like sun, I like the grass
I like gettin' sweaty, I like clippers, I like to mow
I like day-workin' and lawn care and curb appeal
I like doin' Curb Appeal shit, trim it, probably would
I'm just gonna come out and say it.

I missed lawn care. I missed mowing grass. I missed pulling weeds. I missed getting stoned out of my mind during the day, sun shining, music blasting, shaking my hips and pushing the mower to the beat as I climb the only hill on my 1/4 of an acre.
I get so many likes from conservative women & men on my dating apps...why? what part of me says conservative?? What could you possibly think would happen???

Sometimes I'll humor the conversations and I get responses like "oh you're poly? ew"

like?!?? what.what.
December 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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this is not a title this is a statement
BBW DOLLS
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I drove in the blizzard last night, in my little Toyota Matrix with 260k miles on it.

that's want fun lmao. never ever again.
December 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
finally got my ADHD meds and boy is my day just generally more pleasant and present
December 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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HEED THE OMEN OF THE ROWLING CUBE.
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
HOW HAVE THERE BEEN MORE THAN 3 CALLERS AHEAD OF ME AT THE PHARMACY? WHAT ARE THEY DOING? WHY ARE THEY TAKING OVER 30 MINUTES.

I JUST WANT MY MEDICATION IM STARTING TO GO INSANE AGAIN
December 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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i will never let this die. i will never let him forget where he came from
Geoff Keighley in 2004 holding the alleged stolen panties of his two female cohosts on G4TV.
November 21, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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the gay m'awards
December 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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that's what they are gonna be called after i'm done hosting them
December 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I've never kissed under the cameltoe or whatever you call it
December 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
legitimately this energy with any piece of art or entertainment I consume.
nothing is sadder than seeing a channel yield to AI thumbnails. Sure you saved an hour in photoshop but now I will never, ever click on your video
December 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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nothing is sadder than seeing a channel yield to AI thumbnails. Sure you saved an hour in photoshop but now I will never, ever click on your video
December 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
let's fucking gooooooood devour the moon
SKATE STORY is NOW AVAILABLE on PC, PlayStation 5, and Nintendo Switch!

Go forth. Devour the Moon.
Skate Story - Official Launch Trailer | Out NOW
YouTube video by DevolverDigital
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
purposeful ignorance about technology, or anything really, is fucking loser behavior
December 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I think 32 is objectively my hottest year to date
December 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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its a classic
September 11, 2023 at 3:19 AM
Nick got medicated, found his friends, and discovered he's queer (he/they) good for him
December 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
gym 2 times this week after an extended period of time not going. please clap.

thank you.

additional musings, I've let my beard get hella thicc lately and it hasn't been giving me nearly as much ick as it used it. I've got a clean haircut with length and I like looking like a 70's porn star
December 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
it's a Balatro at work kinda day
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Paul Rudd is in talks to create a world in which bunnies are giant and they are our friends and you can ride around on them like horsies

(Source: tinyurl.com/4ac25cne)
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I'm already ready to invest in the sequel (I have no money)
Paul Rudd is in talks to create a world in which bunnies are giant and they are our friends and you can ride around on them like horsies

(Source: tinyurl.com/4ac25cne)
December 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
update, I'm gonna be starting an only fans. get your wallets ready sluts
Corporations don’t need your money but sex workers do. Buy some porn today!
December 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Corporations don’t need your money but sex workers do. Buy some porn today!
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
my hands are itchy, you know what that means.... eczema it means eczema
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM