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Kyle 🛹 @kylecubie.bsky.social · 15h

the first one, I'll get possessed or lost in the tombs. the second, I'm accidentally joining a cult (it's a fitness cult)

Kyle 🛹 @kylecubie.bsky.social · 15h

I didn't do it on purpose 😔. "That's why they call it a union" was my first, years ago, thanks to Tony hawk games and I just never branched out.

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Diredoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 1d

hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is a waddle dee from the tokugawa shogunate] oh fuck

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Kyle 🛹 @kylecubie.bsky.social · 20h

I've been sleeping on Less Than Jake my entire life, what was I thinking.

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 1d

cartoon panel about an a.i. movie with a guy saying "it certainly enhances my enjoyment, knowing that no actual humans had to endure the torment of the creative process"

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Kyle 🛹 @kylecubie.bsky.social · 1d

this is outta left field,but totally related.

have you ever watched realcivilengineer on YouTube? This dude plays polybridge with the precision of a sniper. it's terrifying and entertaining at the same time.

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Bruno Dias @brunodias.bsky.social · 2d

Systems design: you have two cows. one of the cows dies; it drops 25 xp, 2x leather, 1x meat.

Narrative design: you have two cows. one of the cows dies; the other cow uses a salience-based storylet system to react with an appropriate bark ("moooo")

3c design: you have two cows. they can airdash

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Kyle 🛹 @kylecubie.bsky.social · 1d

graphic design: pictureof2cows.png

Bruno Dias @brunodias.bsky.social · 2d

Systems design: you have two cows. one of the cows dies; it drops 25 xp, 2x leather, 1x meat.

Narrative design: you have two cows. one of the cows dies; the other cow uses a salience-based storylet system to react with an appropriate bark ("moooo")

3c design: you have two cows. they can airdash

Kyle 🛹 @kylecubie.bsky.social · 1d

reading through this thread to categorize every single game I've ever played or program I've ever used

Bruno Dias @brunodias.bsky.social · 2d

Systems design: you have two cows. one of the cows dies; it drops 25 xp, 2x leather, 1x meat.

Narrative design: you have two cows. one of the cows dies; the other cow uses a salience-based storylet system to react with an appropriate bark ("moooo")

3c design: you have two cows. they can airdash

Kyle 🛹 @kylecubie.bsky.social · 1d

this was fascinating for me to read through as someone interested in how designers think.

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Kyle 🛹 @kylecubie.bsky.social · 2d

I need people to understand a digital upscale using AI is not the same as a language or video model 😭 guys come on

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Kyle 🛹 @kylecubie.bsky.social · 3d

and like, the worst part is I know this wasn't what any developer working on the game would have wanted.... for those of you that follow me, I love your work, thank you, sorry it's got a weird vibe that wasn't in your control.

Kyle 🛹 @kylecubie.bsky.social · 3d

I was kinda really rooting for skate to be good, and you know what, it is a mechanically good game... but my god.

4 different in-game currencies? What the fuck is that about.

it's really hard to enjoy a game when I'm actually just grinding currency for items. it feels cheap and fake.

Kyle 🛹 @kylecubie.bsky.social · 3d

it sucks because this is a great set of bones. but if these bones are riddled with 4 different micro transaction currencies you can get fucked.

Kyle 🛹 @kylecubie.bsky.social · 3d

I was kinda really rooting for skate to be good, and you know what, it is a mechanically good game... but my god.

4 different in-game currencies? What the fuck is that about.

it's really hard to enjoy a game when I'm actually just grinding currency for items. it feels cheap and fake.

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Kyle 🛹 @kylecubie.bsky.social · 4d

it's such an on the nose name for them it almost ruins the original and makes an entirely different joke lmao

I love it

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Kyle 🛹 @kylecubie.bsky.social · 4d

to give you a name, they're called foreshadowing memes lol

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John Skiles Skinner @skiles.blue · 5d

Once when canvassing I asked a voter his #1 concern and it was "yard sales are not enforcing sales tax"

Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 5d

Actual Voters have takes so much wilder than anyone online could imagine

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Kyle 🛹 @kylecubie.bsky.social · 5d

where did u get this top 👀 😊

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〽️ax krieger does the damn thing @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 5d

anybody can suck penis but nobody can pee suckness -shigeru miyamoto

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Kyle 🛹 @kylecubie.bsky.social · 5d

the sign on the right says I love war lmao. I hate this

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Cooger & Dark’s Pandemonium Shadow Podcast @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 6d

Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.

Zohran Mamdani looking uncharacteristically calculating

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Kyle 🛹 @kylecubie.bsky.social · 8d

seeing others have pointed you to Ubuntu. Seconding that. But, I personally am having a problem switching because I'm fucking lazy and angry at windows 11 lol

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Kyle 🛹 @kylecubie.bsky.social · 8d

dude I'm a technology person, self labeled, I love getting into the shit of it with computers... but I ain't fuckin touching Linux until someone makes it work with *gestures towards every application* without needing a spell book and a prayer circle

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Kyle 🛹 @kylecubie.bsky.social · 8d

your honor I call silicone lubricant to the stand

Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 8d

In Defense Of The Humble Handjob,

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 8d

In Defense Of The Humble Handjob,

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