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Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 5h

Love when they sing this one, perfectly in unison as their eyes go pitch black

Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 5h

That smart little $1 billion investment from December 2023 really paying off for the Dodgers

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Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 6h

Always thought it was weird to make a band out of four dudes named Jonas

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Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 1d

Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 1d

Good result tonight. Gotta hope the Leafs pull it together and lose 3-5 more in a row to make sure Berube gets turfed. If the losses are bad enough he might take GM Autodraft with him

Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 1d

Varsho!!!!

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Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 1d

Watching the Leafs and Jays simultaneously

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Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 4d

Is he Jackie Moon from Semi-Pro?!

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Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 4d

Anyway DeBoer is also a former terrible Leafs player and gets endless BJs from the msm, but unlike Berube does not suck at coaching NHL teams

Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 4d

You know if you absolutely must have a brand name coach whose decisions are going to be endless frustrating, at least Pete DeBoer guarantees you a couple of conference final appearances

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Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 4d

You know if you absolutely must have a brand name coach whose decisions are going to be endless frustrating, at least Pete DeBoer guarantees you a couple of conference final appearances

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Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 5d

Advancing on a massive game seven moment? Coming from
behind to eliminate the regular season MVP? Facing a dynasty team in California and being the underdog despite having home advantage?

a basketball player is standing in front of a microphone and talking into it .

Alt: It’s Kawhi Leonard!

media.tenor.com

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Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 17d

*Insistence intensifies*

Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 19d

It is with regret that I must insist that the Blue Jays win the World Series so that I can emotionally coast through the 2025-26 Leafs season

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Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 8d

Being mad at the Jays manager for screwing up the game is also just making me angrier that Craig Berube is coaching the leafs to be an unwatchable nightmare

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Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 8d

I'm learning more about Max Scherzer's history of being an absolute maniac and I have to ask: is he the direct inspiration for Shoresy?

Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 15d

Wait wait why didn't the pitcher chuck the ball to the catcher!!? v.redd.it/cg7gjbxqqeuf1

From the baseball community on Reddit: [HIGHLIGHT] KEIDER MONTERO STARTS THE DOUBLE PLAY! WE ARE HEADING TO THE 13TH!

Explore this post and more from the baseball community

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Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 17d

Inspiring: The New York Yankees honour Charlie Kirk with a 9-inning moment of silent bats

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Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 17d

*Insistence intensifies*

Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 19d

It is with regret that I must insist that the Blue Jays win the World Series so that I can emotionally coast through the 2025-26 Leafs season

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Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 17d

Leafs play tonight! (Derogatory)

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Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 19d

It is with regret that I must insist that the Blue Jays win the World Series so that I can emotionally coast through the 2025-26 Leafs season

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Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 21d

I don't know, I'm actually feeling okay about the Leafs this season - I know they're a flawed team but nobody's perfect and with that talent maybe they have a punchers chance, you know?

Umm no sweetie that's just ur trauma talking!! 😘 it's abusive and you should definitely be going 2 therapy!!! 👍❤️☮️

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Reality Winner @reazlepuff.bsky.social · 22d

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 22d

NEW YORK (AP) — Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs sentenced to 4 years and 2 months in prison in case involving sex workers, violence and ‘freak-offs’.

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Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · 22d

I generally try to repress any intrusive serious thoughts about the Toronto Maple Leafs

However, my one pre-season decree is that nothing about the roster construction worries me nearly as much as the coaching

Doesn’t really matter how well they replace Marner if they’re 47% across the board again

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Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · Sep 11

So you’re saying the FBI should be questioning Bernard Montgomery Sanders right now?

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Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · Sep 1

FBI agent Will Graham sees this post and immediately begins visualizing the gruesome murder of everyone currently in the same room as him

Insta Science @instascience.bsky.social · Aug 31

Stunning footage of a rare dark coloured deer, with estimates suggesting they make up less than 1% of all deer.

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Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law) @kungfucanuck.bsky.social · Aug 6

Lotta of so called progressives are joking that the 15 year old boy probably beat up the Doge guy for harassing the 15 year girl.

The 15 year old girl actually kicked his ass herself

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · Aug 6

According to the Washington Post, "Big Balls" was beaten up by an unarmed 15-year-old boy and girl, who then ran off when a police cruiser pulled into the block.

The two suspects are now being held at a juvenile detention center.

www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

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