God Is A Tulpa
@kristyclueless.bsky.social
Witch. Cats and raccoons. Horror and punk rock. Taco Bell enthusiast. Never Republican. ACAB.
LOVE RACCOONS - HATE FASCISTS
LOVE RACCOONS - HATE FASCISTS
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Literally been saying this for a while now. The problem is that maga has made it to where the only thing people care about is making sure the other team doesn't win. That's it. When that's the attitude on both sides, we all lose.
Guys ...I just ....😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Guys ...I just ....😭😭😭😭😭😭
There's a book by Dr Joe Dispenza that I wanted to borrow from the library with the Libby app but I was on the wait-list for like another 2-3 months and all of a sudden it became available today!!
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November 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
There's a book by Dr Joe Dispenza that I wanted to borrow from the library with the Libby app but I was on the wait-list for like another 2-3 months and all of a sudden it became available today!!
A bit of good news, despite the circumstances it comes with. So y'all remember when I said I got to see some people at my old store and how I missed them? Well I just talked to the service manager and they're going to take me back! Just got to get it all set up!
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
A bit of good news, despite the circumstances it comes with. So y'all remember when I said I got to see some people at my old store and how I missed them? Well I just talked to the service manager and they're going to take me back! Just got to get it all set up!
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It's official!!! I hate 47 way more than I hated 45
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
It's official!!! I hate 47 way more than I hated 45
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Yah this is gonna be stuck in my head all day. 😒 #BadTattoo
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Yah this is gonna be stuck in my head all day. 😒 #BadTattoo
Omg I love this!!
Guy goes to a fish market, rescues an octopus, then teaches it to play the piano 🤯 they are both so smart 🤩🥰
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🎥 Mattias Krantz
🐙 🎹
🎥 Mattias Krantz
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Omg I love this!!
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Look at it. LOOK AT IT
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Look at it. LOOK AT IT
A man suffering of dementia was shopping at Walmart with his wife. He lost track of her and they got separated. He was confused and walked behind a counter to pick up some beer & put it in his kart so Walmart employees called the cop on him.The cops arrested him for shoplifting & beat him.
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I'm so sick of capitalism.
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I'm so sick of capitalism.
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
Seriously, what is the point of this?? #BadTattoo
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Seriously, what is the point of this?? #BadTattoo
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Happy Friday, Skeeters.
I hope you all survived your Thanksgiving gatherings.
I realize that today is Black Friday. If you must shop, please consider purchasing from small or independent businesses.
Amazon doesn't need your money, but the little guys do.
I hope you all survived your Thanksgiving gatherings.
I realize that today is Black Friday. If you must shop, please consider purchasing from small or independent businesses.
Amazon doesn't need your money, but the little guys do.
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Happy Friday, Skeeters.
I hope you all survived your Thanksgiving gatherings.
I realize that today is Black Friday. If you must shop, please consider purchasing from small or independent businesses.
Amazon doesn't need your money, but the little guys do.
I hope you all survived your Thanksgiving gatherings.
I realize that today is Black Friday. If you must shop, please consider purchasing from small or independent businesses.
Amazon doesn't need your money, but the little guys do.
@kristyclueless.bsky.social
I think this one belongs in the Hall of Fame of kick ass tattoos. bsky.app/profile/wobe...
I think this one belongs in the Hall of Fame of kick ass tattoos. bsky.app/profile/wobe...
Quote something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Anybody want a roommate with two cats and a crappy car?? I know a gal that's looking. 🫤
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Anybody want a roommate with two cats and a crappy car?? I know a gal that's looking. 🫤
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Happy Thanksgiving. I’m thankful for some of you.
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Happy Thanksgiving. I’m thankful for some of you.
Its the stomps for me 😭
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Its the stomps for me 😭
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All I want for Xmas is 20k followers so I can level off my numerical karma, but I have less than 200 posts to use until then! 😦🤔
Please help me out of my completely imaginary predicament
Please help me out of my completely imaginary predicament
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
All I want for Xmas is 20k followers so I can level off my numerical karma, but I have less than 200 posts to use until then! 😦🤔
Please help me out of my completely imaginary predicament
Please help me out of my completely imaginary predicament
Its like they photocopied the picture onto this person! #BadTattoo
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Its like they photocopied the picture onto this person! #BadTattoo
Happy thanksgiving to those of y'all that celebrate. And happy Thursday to those that don't. 💛🫶🦝🦝🦝
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Happy thanksgiving to those of y'all that celebrate. And happy Thursday to those that don't. 💛🫶🦝🦝🦝
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this beer is starting to taste like everyone at Thanksgiving needs to hear my opinions about the US government
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
this beer is starting to taste like everyone at Thanksgiving needs to hear my opinions about the US government
How I'm rolling up to thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
How I'm rolling up to thanksgiving
AAAAAHHH!!! 😭😭😭
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
AAAAAHHH!!! 😭😭😭
Me and who?
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Me and who?