90’s Kinda Girl
@krazyazzk.bsky.social
Mommy. 90’s R&B lover. Lover Girl. Gemini.
Keep it cute mfers.
Texas born & Texas bred & when I die I’m Texas dead.
Keep it cute mfers.
Texas born & Texas bred & when I die I’m Texas dead.
Having grocery bags full of pecans from somebody pecan tree>>>>>>
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Having grocery bags full of pecans from somebody pecan tree>>>>>>
Unless your grandma had pecan trees in your yard you can't tell me how to pronounce pecan.
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
And I be tryna understand how do they think they're going to get away with murdering the other parent & get custody of the kids & they're in an active custody battle
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November 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
And I be tryna understand how do they think they're going to get away with murdering the other parent & get custody of the kids & they're in an active custody battle
Boy one thing about white people...damn the divorce...they want them mfers DEAD
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Boy one thing about white people...damn the divorce...they want them mfers DEAD
I'm obviously a thick snack & have no problems eating in front of a nigga but I wouldn't eat popcorn in front of my nigga.
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I'm obviously a thick snack & have no problems eating in front of a nigga but I wouldn't eat popcorn in front of my nigga.
The way I eat popcorn should really have me locked up.
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The way I eat popcorn should really have me locked up.
I hope my child doesn't remember I said I'd take him to Chuck E Cheese tomorrow. I was tired & just wanted him leave me alone for a lil bit omg
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I hope my child doesn't remember I said I'd take him to Chuck E Cheese tomorrow. I was tired & just wanted him leave me alone for a lil bit omg
You know what...
Oh so yall ladies can rub our chins and beards for comfort, but we can’t rub your double chins for ours?
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
You know what...
My friend so fine.
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
My friend so fine.
Best time ever
Wow this is actually crazy bc we did do this and it was so normal 😂
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Best time ever
But to be fair...this the dog. Sweetest baby ever!
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
But to be fair...this the dog. Sweetest baby ever!
My baby gone ask if Zeke can come over for Thanksgiving. Now mind you...Zeke is my aunties DOG! He ain't ask about her or her husband. This baby invited the damn dog 😂😂😂
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My baby gone ask if Zeke can come over for Thanksgiving. Now mind you...Zeke is my aunties DOG! He ain't ask about her or her husband. This baby invited the damn dog 😂😂😂
My auntie passed away & she was one of my faves. And she always called me "foxy" when she saw me lol
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My auntie passed away & she was one of my faves. And she always called me "foxy" when she saw me lol
I'm feeling so much better today. This was a rough week.
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I'm feeling so much better today. This was a rough week.
Location????
Ladies, if you beat men, and need someone to practice on, hit me up.
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Location????
Me fussing at my mama daily
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November 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Me fussing at my mama daily
It doesn't matter how many times I tell her to just tell me so I can get more she just...don't.
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
It doesn't matter how many times I tell her to just tell me so I can get more she just...don't.
I swear raising a teenager(my mama) is so hard. I will ask her if she used or ate the last of something & she will look me dead in my face & say she don't know. I just saw you put the empty box in the trash. Ma'am plz!
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I swear raising a teenager(my mama) is so hard. I will ask her if she used or ate the last of something & she will look me dead in my face & say she don't know. I just saw you put the empty box in the trash. Ma'am plz!
Somebody got a voodoo doll of me & keeps licking the middle part.
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November 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Somebody got a voodoo doll of me & keeps licking the middle part.
I told them we'd have movie night & bake cookies but really I wanna eat popcorn, drink some wine & watch some true crime in complete darkness
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I told them we'd have movie night & bake cookies but really I wanna eat popcorn, drink some wine & watch some true crime in complete darkness
I took the kids to the park then to eat & to the bookstore & PetSmart. Titi is TIRED!
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I took the kids to the park then to eat & to the bookstore & PetSmart. Titi is TIRED!
One of my fave songs ever
November 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
One of my fave songs ever
Franklin ain't giving me SHIT
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November 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Franklin ain't giving me SHIT