Dan of Green Gables
@kozuh.bsky.social
Writer at The Hard Times, Infinite World Magazine, McSweeneys, and others. Author LINGERIA novel and Garages & Grievances TTRPG; CHI ➡️ ATL ➡️ ITH
I have nipples, Robotnik, could you milk me?
December 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I have nipples, Robotnik, could you milk me?
Watching the Dr Seuss’ estate sell his IP to anyone (those Walmart commercials are garbage) makes me respect Bill Watterson so much for not turning Calvin and Hobbes in movies and merchandise. Dude turned down millions. That’s a true punk.
December 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Watching the Dr Seuss’ estate sell his IP to anyone (those Walmart commercials are garbage) makes me respect Bill Watterson so much for not turning Calvin and Hobbes in movies and merchandise. Dude turned down millions. That’s a true punk.
The photographer:
December 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The photographer:
Still the best screenwriting software ever.
December 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Still the best screenwriting software ever.
Reposted by Dan of Green Gables
“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
#XPNCountdown… what a shrill pointless decade.
December 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
#XPNCountdown… what a shrill pointless decade.
#xpncountdown oh you art school nerds! This song sucks and you know it.
December 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
#xpncountdown oh you art school nerds! This song sucks and you know it.
#XPNCountdown… I’m sorry was I just broken up with in 2003?!
December 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
#XPNCountdown… I’m sorry was I just broken up with in 2003?!
#XPNCountdown So weird that none of the songs from Scarlett Johansson’s all Tom Waits’ covers album hasn’t appeared on the list. probably going to make up a bulk of the Top 10.
December 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
#XPNCountdown So weird that none of the songs from Scarlett Johansson’s all Tom Waits’ covers album hasn’t appeared on the list. probably going to make up a bulk of the Top 10.
#XPNCountdown Oh! He’s saying DEUCE!
a man and a woman are shaking hands and the man is saying i was way off
ALT: a man and a woman are shaking hands and the man is saying i was way off
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
#XPNCountdown Oh! He’s saying DEUCE!
#XPNCountdown… can you chew the scenery in a song?
December 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
#XPNCountdown… can you chew the scenery in a song?
#XPNCountdown Well this… this isn’t very good. Sounds like David Cassidy And The Mothers of Invention
December 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
#XPNCountdown Well this… this isn’t very good. Sounds like David Cassidy And The Mothers of Invention
#XPNCountdown… ugh this song was the anthem of white suburban theater nerds in the late 90s
December 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
#XPNCountdown… ugh this song was the anthem of white suburban theater nerds in the late 90s
We are in the final stretch and my phone’s headphones are about to die and I can’t stream the #XPNCountdown on my work computer. I don’t know what to do!
December 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
We are in the final stretch and my phone’s headphones are about to die and I can’t stream the #XPNCountdown on my work computer. I don’t know what to do!
That cover was the wort thing DMB has ever done and that includes what happened on the bridge in Chicago. #XPNCountdown
December 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
That cover was the wort thing DMB has ever done and that includes what happened on the bridge in Chicago. #XPNCountdown
The fact that Roberta Flack’s cover of The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face was at an offensive 254 shows the #XPNCountdown of the 885 Greatest cover songs is rigged.
December 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The fact that Roberta Flack’s cover of The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face was at an offensive 254 shows the #XPNCountdown of the 885 Greatest cover songs is rigged.
How dads watch movies
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
How dads watch movies
Reposted by Dan of Green Gables
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
Closed my Reddit account and I forgot to cash out my Karma for FunBuck$.
December 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Closed my Reddit account and I forgot to cash out my Karma for FunBuck$.
Oh Blue Sky, you thought you could just slide this into my feed without me noticing? No one wants this!
December 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Oh Blue Sky, you thought you could just slide this into my feed without me noticing? No one wants this!
Reposted by Dan of Green Gables
“I believe the metaverse is the next chapter for the internet.” - Mark Z
“We’re Craigslist now!”
“We’re Craigslist now!”
Meta's Facebook redesign elevates Marketplace, refreshes profiles, and aims to win back Gen Z users.
Facebook redesign focuses on friends, photos, Marketplace and more | TechCrunch
Meta's Facebook redesign elevates Marketplace, refreshes profiles, and aims to win back Gen Z users.
techcrunch.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
“I believe the metaverse is the next chapter for the internet.” - Mark Z
“We’re Craigslist now!”
“We’re Craigslist now!”
Reposted by Dan of Green Gables
Benito Mussolini [1929] (colorized)
December 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Benito Mussolini [1929] (colorized)
#NowWatching
(Made for TV Christmas Movies)
(Made for TV Christmas Movies)
December 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
#NowWatching
(Made for TV Christmas Movies)
(Made for TV Christmas Movies)