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Dick Pussy, Professional Shitkicker @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 1d

they're all way overpriced. i think the model is to bury profiles so they get way fewer matches in hopes of getting them frustrated enough to pay for premium

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Dick Pussy, Professional Shitkicker @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 3d

[sitting on my ass watching tv in the 1960s] why are they just sitting at that lunch counter

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Dick Pussy, Professional Shitkicker @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 3d

what the fuck is the "bhargava gita"

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Dick Pussy, Professional Shitkicker @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 3d

girlfriend has had me watching vanderpump for the last little while, and i accidentally spoiled myself on what scandoval was. the fact that he cheated with her is wild

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Dick Pussy, Professional Shitkicker @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 4d

well, there are 22 official ones lol. there are hundreds of unofficial ones

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Dick Pussy, Professional Shitkicker @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 5d

lol

Dick Pussy, Professional Shitkicker @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 10d

he's looking at the bathroom scale

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Dick Pussy, Professional Shitkicker @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 10d

6 million? Seems a little high

(I apologize for this joke)

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Dick Pussy, Professional Shitkicker @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 12d

it makes sense once you realize that these people think the DNC has mind control powers that it uses in primaries but chooses not to in the general

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Dick Pussy, Professional Shitkicker @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 13d

my "phil lyman had nothing to do with charlie kirk's death" shirt is raising

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Dick Pussy, Professional Shitkicker @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 13d

i think "jaw-strengthening exercises" are an online incel thing

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Dick Pussy, Professional Shitkicker @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 14d

even if you put some blame on bad dem messaging or the media environment, the fact remains that corruption gets straightforwardly reported and a significant portion of the public shrugs at it. not sure what you do about that

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Dick Pussy, Professional Shitkicker @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 16d

Please, Mr. Fuckface, Esq. was my father. Call me Frank.

Dick Pussy, Professional Shitkicker @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 19d

because we know so little about his personal life, i like to imagine him as a completely sober suburban dad writing these insanely long books where people get sucked into toilet worlds

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Dick Pussy, Professional Shitkicker @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 19d

well, it worked for labour. hang on i'm getting a call...

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Dick Pussy, Professional Shitkicker @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 19d

it would be insanely funny if these guys swung the election and our discourse has been completely off for 13 years

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Dick Pussy, Professional Shitkicker @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 19d

neal katyal lol

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Dick Pussy, Professional Shitkicker @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 22d

5 Seconds of Summary Judgment

Eric Boo-erg 👻 @lawliberg.bsky.social · 22d

Ruin a band with law

FOIA Fighters

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Dick Pussy, Professional Shitkicker @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 25d

i bet they got in a flamewar on the something awful forums

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Dick Pussy, Professional Shitkicker @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 27d

at a previous job i had to do a number of research projects involving EAR and ITAR regulations. my god were those impenetrable

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Dick Pussy, Professional Shitkicker @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 28d

Cuno

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Dick Pussy, Professional Shitkicker @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · 29d

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Dick Pussy, Professional Shitkicker @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · Sep 16

would work equally well as the cowboy or as the thing behind the diner

Dick Pussy, Professional Shitkicker @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · Sep 16

news articles are primarily recitations of facts (construed loosely depending on the outlet). social media posts contain the most attention-grabbing facts combined with commentary like "five-alarm fire," "unprecedented," "very bad." even if accurate it's bad for our brains to consume info like that

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Dick Pussy, Professional Shitkicker @koyaanisgoatse.bsky.social · Sep 15

so you're saying that...democrats should vote to remove, and pretend they were successful even though they fell short of 2/3? i don't follow

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