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Korvidae Games @korvidaegames.bsky.social · 11d

No, because that would defeat the purpose of this being a sports rpg!

Korvidae Games @korvidaegames.bsky.social · 11d

Its a great day for #SelfPromoSaturday.

Kill Him Faster is thrle world's best award-winning #ttrpg about time-traveling athletes speed-running the execution of the fuhrer.

Korvidae Games @korvidaegames.bsky.social · Apr 24

Kill Him Faster is a ttrpg about time-traveling athletes speed-running hitler.

Jess Valentine from the Coffin Club called it "Fascinatingly tactical; a remarkable balancing act of black comedy, athletic ego and prime-time violence."

#ttrpg #indierpg #speedrun #fps #timetravel #rpg #sports

Kill Him Faster - Korvidae Games | Kill Him Faster | DriveThruRPG

2025 Golden Fez Award - The Bucket of Blood Award for best combat rules "Fascinatingly tactical; a remarkable balancing act of black comedy, athletic ego and prime-time violence." -- Jess Valentine...

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Mary @marytam.bsky.social · 25d

then they realised the bored lab techs working on it had started speedrunning

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Mary @marytam.bsky.social · 25d

there is a tabletop rpg with the premise that someone invented a time machine, but it only goes back to a specific date and you can't change the present or bring things back with you.

the military got excited then sold it off as useless.

the company that bought it couldn't find a way to sell it.

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Mary @marytam.bsky.social · 25d

korvidae.itch.io/kill-him-fas...

Kill Him Faster by Korvidae Games

Speedrun the fuhrer.

korvidae.itch.io

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Korvidae Games @korvidaegames.bsky.social · Sep 28

Why is @itch.io hosting nazi propaganda?

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Korvidae Games @korvidaegames.bsky.social · Sep 28

Kudos to @drivethrurpg.com for banning this literal nazi propaganda.

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Korvidae Games @korvidaegames.bsky.social · Sep 28

This is the second edition of the game posted on @itch.io. I reported the first, and have reported the second.

Does itch not care about hate speech and nazi propaganda?

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Korvidae Games @korvidaegames.bsky.social · Sep 28

Why is @itch.io hosting nazi propaganda?

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Nickoten @nickoten.bsky.social · Sep 24

Looks like Old School Stylish finally went gold on DrivethruRPG. To celebrate, I’m putting it and Nielsenauts on sale for $5! Links below “:

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Korvidae Games @korvidaegames.bsky.social · Sep 18

Haha, sadly not.

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Korvidae Games @korvidaegames.bsky.social · Sep 18

Our long national nightmare is over.

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Korvidae Games @korvidaegames.bsky.social · Sep 17

Is @itch.io cooked?

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Korvidae Games @korvidaegames.bsky.social · Sep 15

Neat: If a publisher doesn't claim their earnings, @itch.io will deduct "Ten percent (10%) of the original revenue earned per purchase older than twelve (12) months" PER MONTH until your balance reaches zero.

There's no obligation on their part to pay out in a timely fashion.

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Korvidae Games @korvidaegames.bsky.social · Sep 15

Perfectly!

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Korvidae Games @korvidaegames.bsky.social · Sep 15

It would be neat if the "doing something" including paying out the money I need.

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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · Sep 15

every time i think "maybe i've been too strident about itch being part of the problem" i'm reminded that no lol they fucking suck ass

Korvidae Games @korvidaegames.bsky.social · Sep 15

Neat: If a publisher doesn't claim their earnings, @itch.io will deduct "Ten percent (10%) of the original revenue earned per purchase older than twelve (12) months" PER MONTH until your balance reaches zero.

There's no obligation on their part to pay out in a timely fashion.

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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · Sep 15

I feel like a whole lot of the "itch is just trying their best, guys!" defenders might change their tune if they were the ones having payments withheld for months because ?????????????????, just a hunch

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Alchemist @alchemist64.bsky.social · Sep 15

😬😬😬😬

Korvidae Games @korvidaegames.bsky.social · Sep 15

Neat: If a publisher doesn't claim their earnings, @itch.io will deduct "Ten percent (10%) of the original revenue earned per purchase older than twelve (12) months" PER MONTH until your balance reaches zero.

There's no obligation on their part to pay out in a timely fashion.

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Korvidae Games @korvidaegames.bsky.social · Sep 15

Don't worry friends, I don't need money, I can eat my feelings.

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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · Sep 15

It'd be awesome if there was any explanation for how some people will go to claim a payment from itch and it'll take, charitably, a few weeks, and then for some people it'll take 4-5 months

Korvidae Games @korvidaegames.bsky.social · Sep 15

Neat: If a publisher doesn't claim their earnings, @itch.io will deduct "Ten percent (10%) of the original revenue earned per purchase older than twelve (12) months" PER MONTH until your balance reaches zero.

There's no obligation on their part to pay out in a timely fashion.

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Korvidae Games @korvidaegames.bsky.social · Sep 15

Neat: If a publisher doesn't claim their earnings, @itch.io will deduct "Ten percent (10%) of the original revenue earned per purchase older than twelve (12) months" PER MONTH until your balance reaches zero.

There's no obligation on their part to pay out in a timely fashion.

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Korvidae Games @korvidaegames.bsky.social · Sep 15

lol

Korvidae Games @korvidaegames.bsky.social · Sep 15

You can pick it up on @drivethrurpg.com, a platform that actually pays out in a reasonable amount of time.

www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...

Iytch Better Have My Money - Korvidae Games | Kill Him Faster | DriveThruRPG

Follow Korvidae Games for new games, news, and updates! On May 31st, 2025, I clicked Itch's "initiate new payout" button. 100 days later, I have not been paid. Inspired by this disappointment, Iytch ...

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Korvidae Games @korvidaegames.bsky.social · Sep 15

One week ago, I launched a new #indie #ttrpg, Iytch Better Have My Money.

Employing the Kinetic Engine used so successfully in Kill Him Faster, this is a protest game.

It's been --107 days-- since I clicked "initiate new payment" on @itch.io and I still haven't been paid.

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