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I don't have the heart of a poster, I have the heart of an old man with a pale blue vulture eye under my floorboards and it won't shut the fuck up
sorry I keep missing the hole, it says I have a 99% chance of penetration but it’s xcom rules, ya know?
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
love to see these studies completed every couple years with outstanding results, and instead of doing the thing that works we just continue to criminalize homelessness. give people some fucking money
"$1,000 a month as part of a state program experimenting with giving homeless youths cash payments for two years with no strings attached."

"Of the 117 youths [..] who completed Oregon's two-year pilot program, 91% reported being in stable housing."
#Oregon #USA #Housing #Nonprofit
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
this is neither new nor news, but I wish all the zoomers a happy hat man meeting
Deliriants like Benadryl can bring on terrifying hallucinations in high doses. Some Gen Z-ers are taking at least a dozen pills at a time—and challenging others to do the same.
Young People Are Tripping on Benadryl—and It’s Always a Bad Time
Deliriants like Benadryl can bring on terrifying hallucinations in high doses. Some Gen Z-ers are taking at least a dozen pills at a time—and challenging others to do the same.
wrd.cm
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
why is everyone arguing with what is obviously a stoned 15-year old
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
there’s a homeless guy who camps in an alley by my house in a little alcove of an empty building. he has slowly been fortifying it with cardboard walls against the elements and today he has two tarps up as well! he seems like a nice guy and it’s been fun to watch, though I wish I could do more
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 PM
its cool to have an aunt and uncle who both worked in the medical field and somehow have been so taken in that they believe vaccines cause autism. thats some next level brainwashing to make someone forget their fucking doctorate knowledge
November 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
the coolest part of being unemployed is having free time to pursue my hobbies but having no money to pursue my hobbies
November 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
playing what I call ‘coen roulette’ where I randomly select a corn movie to watch. unfortunately, their solo work is mixed in too
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
whoever decided that youtube should auto play video previews with sound on i’ll see you in hell
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
me, 19 years old and fatally addicted to heroin: wow this sucks so bad, thank god my vices will kill me young

(a portal opens with a burst of blue static and a man steps out)

me, 34 years old and fatally sober: hey I got some bad news champ
November 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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i grew this personality myself and now you’re telling me it’s a disorder???
November 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
if you got one ply tp I promise you that i’m gonna make sure I use enough that you’re losing money by not upgrading
November 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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boycotting is super easy when there are so many tiny local stores and ebay
November 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
the question I have is does anyone still love boris yeltsin?
November 18, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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[doughy middle manager guy walks into the office, putting a sheaf of papers down on the conference table with a sigh] Welp. Saw the face of God and it was weeping
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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What do you mean I have to experience my chronic illness chronically?
November 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I don’t understand how every except of that nuzzi book I see is more ridiculous than the last. she’s also obviously someone who has read a decent amount and is just trying desperately to emulate ‘literature’ and failing so hard
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I have nothing to say about the recent ‘revelations’ (lol) that isn’t already being said by people with a larger reach and better words. well. nothing I can say here, at least
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I wanna be like that woman who charges 25k to name babies but for animals. i’ve worked in the field long enough I know what makes a good pet name. also i’ll do it for so much less money
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I mean this in all seriousness, who is the hemp product ban even for? who’s out here railing against the evils of cbd??
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I try not to be that guy on here, or anywhere really, but god I love linux so fucking much
November 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
hate when I lose the safe word to my cnc machine and have to make a new one
November 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
just got an ad that went “have you ever noticed how wealthy people in shanghai never carry charging cables?” and idk who the fuck you think I am, but I wish I had the opportunity to notice that
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM