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dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️
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dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️ @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 3h
chocolate helps
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dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️ @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 3h
do you want to come over and listen to my “Now! That’s What I Call Music!” CD collection
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dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️ @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 3h
get it right, get it right get it tight
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dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️ @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 6h
learning to say “i just work here” in every language
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dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️ @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 7h
don’t even feel like returning the slab today
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dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️ @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 9h
@tideisopod.bsky.social idle
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duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 1d
Jesus' real name was Josh
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duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · 23h
Morale is low
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duck @snakeroot.bsky.social · Jun 23
Did Batman ever ask if hte Jokester just was having a laugh? Was he just having a good ol time? Context gets so lost with all these dang purity tests in these woke times
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dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️ @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 1d
knock it off
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dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️ @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 1d
you get it
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dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️ @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 1d
dropping pianos on people’s heads is a lost art
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dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️ @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 1d
beating the shit out of someone with a set of salami nunchucks
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dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️ @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 1d
i rarely post well but i’m trying
well
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dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️ @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 1d
wholesome content
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dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️ @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 1d
scalping my tickets to a wedding
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dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️ @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 1d
tying my hair to the ceiling fan and going for a spin
mirror selfie. there is also a ceiling fan
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dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️ @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 1d
hell yeah
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dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️ @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 1d
tired of my uterus going feral every month
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dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️ @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 1d
can he do metallica next
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dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️ @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 2d
lebarn james
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dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️ @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 3d
plastic surgery to make yourself look youthful call that youthanizing 😎
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dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️ @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 4d
being a musician/artist/writer & being deeply sad are directly correlated probably
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dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️ @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 4d
ellie’s version of ‘take on me’ on guitar
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dr. uncle boobs phD 👁️👄👁️ @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 4d
gay drink theory
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