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Kimberley McLean @kirmley.bsky.social · 35m

I was more discombobulated by a crazed and incompetent bogart - like make an appointment with my therapist discombobulated

Kimberley McLean @kirmley.bsky.social · 37m

yeah. wish i was.

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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 2h

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Kimberley McLean @kirmley.bsky.social · 1h

you spelled "barefoot and pregnant" wrong

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Kimberley McLean @kirmley.bsky.social · 1h

guess you can kiss good bye any future awards - good job wrecking your magazine

Kimberley McLean @kirmley.bsky.social · 5h

I have just this minute googled “Internet archive the Caine mutiny”. Will let you know.

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Kimberley McLean @kirmley.bsky.social · 5h

I had only ever seen fred macmurray in my three sons before watching double indemnity and having my mind blown

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Kimberley McLean @kirmley.bsky.social · 5h

sorry mate that's fucked

Kimberley McLean @kirmley.bsky.social · 1d

a black and white drawing of an optical illusion

Alt: white cats sliding down the banisters of escher's staircases

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Kimberley McLean @kirmley.bsky.social · 1d

move over schroedinger's cat
we have escher's cats now

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 1d

Charles Corrigan is accused of Murdering someone outside a train station in August this year.

Does anyone remember that happening?

No because the Media and the trolls on Social Media completely ignore crimes unless they can use them for their own racist agenda.

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Kimberley McLean @kirmley.bsky.social · 1d

worst labour leader ever

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 2d

we've finally answered humanity's most ancient question, "What happens after you die?"

the answer is JD Vance fucks your wife

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Kimberley McLean @kirmley.bsky.social · 2d

he has credibility left?

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Kimberley McLean @kirmley.bsky.social · 2d

but... you just reposted it..

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · 2d

Married her yesterday.

Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.com · Dec 29

I asked my girlfriend if there was anything she wanted from the store and the first thing she asked was, “how is our cheese situation.” I’m going to marry this woman.

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Kimberley McLean @kirmley.bsky.social · 3d

wow

Kimberley McLean @kirmley.bsky.social · 3d

is it because everything costs a fucking bomb?

Kimberley McLean @kirmley.bsky.social · 3d

let them eat food

Democrats @democrats.org · 3d

BREAKING: The Trump administration must use contingency funds on SNAP during the government shutdown, a federal court has ruled.

Kimberley McLean @kirmley.bsky.social · 3d

there are worse places to spend eternity

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Kimberley McLean @kirmley.bsky.social · 3d

lol. perfect.

Kimberley McLean @kirmley.bsky.social · 5d

Small black and tan dog wrapped in a large dressing gown

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Kimberley McLean @kirmley.bsky.social · 5d

i drive a school bus with primary school-aged kids many of whom speak three languages. i love the bones of each and every one of them.

Kimberley McLean @kirmley.bsky.social · 5d

Point Blank Sandwich Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 5d

I would rather live next door to someone who speaks another language than live next door to someone who doesn’t want to live near people who speak other languages. I know nothing about Person A but I know person B is a shitbird.

FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 5d

Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do

Kimberley McLean @kirmley.bsky.social · 5d

i feel like the brits use the term auntie, no?