J_irk
@kirksauce.bsky.social
Avid Seattle sports fan and dad of 2 cool kids. Pro-decency (Howard Schultz, not so much 🖕🏼). Still boycotting the NBA until Seattle gets our Sonics back. Sonicsgate.com
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Beatson: Rihanna to accept my hand in marriage
Buscaglia: Coleman to lead Bills WRs in targets
Buscaglia: Coleman to lead Bills WRs in targets
The Athletic's Joe Buscaglia believes Keon Coleman will lead the Bills wideouts in snaps, targets, and yards in 2025.
dlvr.it
September 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Beatson: Rihanna to accept my hand in marriage
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actual broken record bsky.app/profile/jben...
instead of writing an 8-part thread about a blog post that sucks (and inflicting it on the rest of us), please consider sharing something you enjoy instead
August 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
actual broken record bsky.app/profile/jben...
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I'm glad someone is.
August 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I'm glad someone is.
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Guess we'll never know if the OKC Thunder were good enough to win a title on their own
June 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Guess we'll never know if the OKC Thunder were good enough to win a title on their own
Let's go Pacers! Forever eff the zombie-sonics
OKC having already painted the championship buses before game 7 seems like extremely bad juju if you believe in that sort of thing
June 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Let's go Pacers! Forever eff the zombie-sonics
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In honor of Brian Wilson's passing, here are the four categories of Beach Boys songs:
1. surfing is great, you should try it
2. I have a good vehicle
3. I reach beyond myself into the ineffable, and that's where I find you, my love
4. sloop john b
1. surfing is great, you should try it
2. I have a good vehicle
3. I reach beyond myself into the ineffable, and that's where I find you, my love
4. sloop john b
June 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
In honor of Brian Wilson's passing, here are the four categories of Beach Boys songs:
1. surfing is great, you should try it
2. I have a good vehicle
3. I reach beyond myself into the ineffable, and that's where I find you, my love
4. sloop john b
1. surfing is great, you should try it
2. I have a good vehicle
3. I reach beyond myself into the ineffable, and that's where I find you, my love
4. sloop john b
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The first time your baby throws up on you you’re like- oh the other times were all spit up
May 31, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The first time your baby throws up on you you’re like- oh the other times were all spit up
The Seattle dog is incredibly wrong here. Missing grilled onions and "chopped cabbage", that's what happens when AI does the heavy lifting. It's called sauerkraut
May 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The Seattle dog is incredibly wrong here. Missing grilled onions and "chopped cabbage", that's what happens when AI does the heavy lifting. It's called sauerkraut
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Zero sugar, that's how you know it's good for you
April 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Zero sugar, that's how you know it's good for you
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If you’re coming to Bluesky from TikTok, the best advice I can give you is that every post is always 100% serious and should be responded to with a severe earnestness no matter what
January 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
If you’re coming to Bluesky from TikTok, the best advice I can give you is that every post is always 100% serious and should be responded to with a severe earnestness no matter what
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Coming for the libraries and universities makes the goal a bit obvious.
March 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Coming for the libraries and universities makes the goal a bit obvious.
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Worst. Episode. EVER.
February 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Worst. Episode. EVER.
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I’ll never get over that all of this was avoidable and our kids could’ve had a better future had voters just made the obviously rational choice in November. It’s water under the bridge now. But what the fuck, people.
January 25, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I’ll never get over that all of this was avoidable and our kids could’ve had a better future had voters just made the obviously rational choice in November. It’s water under the bridge now. But what the fuck, people.
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one thing i’m stuck on is this idea that “masculine” energy means license to act like a chud in public, as opposed to more traditional notions of public masculinity, such as those that put a premium on the performance of integrity, honesty, honor and generosity.
January 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
one thing i’m stuck on is this idea that “masculine” energy means license to act like a chud in public, as opposed to more traditional notions of public masculinity, such as those that put a premium on the performance of integrity, honesty, honor and generosity.
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Did sports bluesky crash the app???? We did it folks
January 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Did sports bluesky crash the app???? We did it folks
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Wife [from other room]: HE HAS A SUPER DOG!!!
Me: so.. I guess she saw the Superman trailer then.
:)
Me: so.. I guess she saw the Superman trailer then.
:)
December 19, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Wife [from other room]: HE HAS A SUPER DOG!!!
Me: so.. I guess she saw the Superman trailer then.
:)
Me: so.. I guess she saw the Superman trailer then.
:)
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Today in 1993: Nirvana’s iconic “Unplugged” concert airs on MTV.
“.. In the moment, you weren’t aware you were taping what was Nirvana's last album," producer Alex Coletti said later. "It was only in hindsight that it became what it became."
#RIP
“.. In the moment, you weren’t aware you were taping what was Nirvana's last album," producer Alex Coletti said later. "It was only in hindsight that it became what it became."
#RIP
December 16, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Today in 1993: Nirvana’s iconic “Unplugged” concert airs on MTV.
“.. In the moment, you weren’t aware you were taping what was Nirvana's last album," producer Alex Coletti said later. "It was only in hindsight that it became what it became."
#RIP
“.. In the moment, you weren’t aware you were taping what was Nirvana's last album," producer Alex Coletti said later. "It was only in hindsight that it became what it became."
#RIP
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very relatable. this is how most people watch oregon
December 8, 2024 at 2:30 AM
very relatable. this is how most people watch oregon
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Your dad is a piece of shit, btw
December 2, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Your dad is a piece of shit, btw
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For those going home to visit family this weekend:
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
For those going home to visit family this weekend:
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.