Kinky Things I Like
@kinkythingsilike.bsky.social
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43 | #RVA | 🔒🐓 | #Switch Just some kinky things I like and thoughts I think. Locked in a #behindbarz #chastity belt. #BDSM & #FF switch, #hedonist, cat dad. Married to @vanillaontheside.bsky.social. Find me on Fetlife: https://fetlife.com/Daddy_ThiccLegs
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Day 120. Being taken out, used, and put back without cumming feels amazingly right. I don’t have a cock and balls anymore; it’s a metal shell containing and compressing me into a tight ball of heat and *need*.

#humpday #behindbarz #gaychastity #teamlocked #chastity #steeljockstrap #bdsm #justapole
kinkythingsilike.bsky.social
"Hm. I don't see one here called 'yes.'"
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It was easy for me, I lived in a town small enough to only have one exchange. You only had to know the last four digits.
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
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I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
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Repeat after me: “I am not a kink dispenser.”

My last two boys didn’t work out for that reason.
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If I didn’t already have a floofy queen of my own it would totally be her. 😻
kinkythingsilike.bsky.social
So, Subway Builder has completely eaten my weekend and free time. This game is crack for autistic transit nerds. Still in (somewhat buggy) beta, but worth it to support the final product.

subwaybuilder.com

#subwaybuilder
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I'm a fan. Forced inflation and retention always does it for me. #catheter #bdsm #omorashi
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I swear to god this boy's ass is a work of art.
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Ben Hudson is definitely a winner.
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Benny. Bro. What are you doing, my guy?

#bennyman #oneorangebraincell #catsofbluesky #catdad #catloaf
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That was my concern with it as well.
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Random, but are those Oliver Peoples frames?
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Lemme tell you about my escrow account. 😈
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“Yeah, that’s why he married me. That, and my cock.”
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Came home from work to find the boys basking. Cat trap works every time.

#bennyman #cecillyboye #oneorangebraincell #catsofbluesky #catdad #behindbarz #ansingularpeet #oranges
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Thanks! Turned out to be no worse than a shaving cut. I just couldn’t find my styptic pen.
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#Locktober 9th, and I’m locked back in after this morning’s mishap. Feels better. 🥰

#gaychastity #chastity #behindbarz #teamlocked #fullbelt #metaljockstrap #steelbulge #cagecheck #lockedcock #malechastity #chastityclub #chastitybelt #locked #bdsm #gayfetish #gaykink #lockedup #chastitylife
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My husband and I did that… we were living together within two months. The lesbian jokes abounded.
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Threaten to buy him the gayest jockstrap ever unless he shuts up about it.