Kinky Things I Like
@kinkythingsilike.bsky.social
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Just some kinky things I like and thoughts I think. Locked in a #behindbarz #chastity belt. #BDSM & #FF switch, #hedonist, cat dad. Married to @vanillaontheside.bsky.social.
Find me on Fetlife: https://fetlife.com/Daddy_ThiccLegs
Just some kinky things I like and thoughts I think. Locked in a #behindbarz #chastity belt. #BDSM & #FF switch, #hedonist, cat dad. Married to @vanillaontheside.bsky.social.
Find me on Fetlife: https://fetlife.com/Daddy_ThiccLegs
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Day 120. Being taken out, used, and put back without cumming feels amazingly right. I don’t have a cock and balls anymore; it’s a metal shell containing and compressing me into a tight ball of heat and *need*.
#humpday #behindbarz #gaychastity #teamlocked #chastity #steeljockstrap #bdsm #justapole
#humpday #behindbarz #gaychastity #teamlocked #chastity #steeljockstrap #bdsm #justapole
I think it’s a pretty good likeness, don’t you?
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I think it’s a pretty good likeness, don’t you?
Oh yeah, I forgot to update. As it turns out, it was only one 20A circuit… on which are all of the house’s overhead fixtures, original 1930’s outlets, and the bathroom. Basically any of the original wiring to the old fuse box was put on one circuit in the 1990’s when it was replaced.
Well fuck. About half of the power circuits in my house aren’t working (mostly ones with original wiring from the 1930s) but the circuit breaker isn’t tripped. I don’t have a regular electrician, either. This is not how I wanted to start my day.
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot to update. As it turns out, it was only one 20A circuit… on which are all of the house’s overhead fixtures, original 1930’s outlets, and the bathroom. Basically any of the original wiring to the old fuse box was put on one circuit in the 1990’s when it was replaced.
A day late for #monochromemonday, but whatever. I’ve been wearing the rear rod for the #behindbarz more and coming to love it. The way it slots right into my hole feels nice. I just need to come up with a way to attach a vaculock adapter to it that won’t pinch skin. 🤔
#gaychastity #chastity #mcm
#gaychastity #chastity #mcm
November 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
A day late for #monochromemonday, but whatever. I’ve been wearing the rear rod for the #behindbarz more and coming to love it. The way it slots right into my hole feels nice. I just need to come up with a way to attach a vaculock adapter to it that won’t pinch skin. 🤔
#gaychastity #chastity #mcm
#gaychastity #chastity #mcm
I have a think for nerdy twunks with hot asses. I make no apologies.
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I have a think for nerdy twunks with hot asses. I make no apologies.
One of the two sexiest asses I’ve ever seen.
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 AM
One of the two sexiest asses I’ve ever seen.
My first time trying this combo (rear rod and plug); we’ll see how long I can take it. Being free to go with it when my body involuntarily tries to push out the solid, hand-sized chunk of glass it’s stretched around is both a relief and frustrating at the same time. Because it just won’t move. 🥵🥴
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My first time trying this combo (rear rod and plug); we’ll see how long I can take it. Being free to go with it when my body involuntarily tries to push out the solid, hand-sized chunk of glass it’s stretched around is both a relief and frustrating at the same time. Because it just won’t move. 🥵🥴
The plug in question. This is my “medium” glass plug. Still sore from last night. 🥴
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The plug in question. This is my “medium” glass plug. Still sore from last night. 🥴
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A girl is a thing you can hurt. A boy is a thing you can hurt and feel good about it.
gn yall
gn yall
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
A girl is a thing you can hurt. A boy is a thing you can hurt and feel good about it.
gn yall
gn yall
Slept with a 9" (around) glass plug in last night. My cunt is nice and loose and delightfully sore this morning.
#buttstuff #justahole #holestretching #ff
#buttstuff #justahole #holestretching #ff
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Slept with a 9" (around) glass plug in last night. My cunt is nice and loose and delightfully sore this morning.
#buttstuff #justahole #holestretching #ff
#buttstuff #justahole #holestretching #ff
I’d give him a safeword and go ham on him.
Leave? I don't think so... a tied up naked man... so many options that could be done😈
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I’d give him a safeword and go ham on him.
Trying out a left-handed keypad setup. I often use one on the left side at work. Not sure how I feel about the right-shifted trackpad.
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Trying out a left-handed keypad setup. I often use one on the left side at work. Not sure how I feel about the right-shifted trackpad.
I miss having a sane president in the White House who also had a sense of humor and could laugh at himself.
And not a stitch of gold paint in sight.
And not a stitch of gold paint in sight.
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I miss having a sane president in the White House who also had a sense of humor and could laugh at himself.
And not a stitch of gold paint in sight.
And not a stitch of gold paint in sight.
Procrastinating getting dressed after a shower. Definitely been a bed rotting fall so far.
#chastity #gaychastity #piercednipples #thiccthighs #nipplerings #behindbarz #chastitybelt #dadbod
#chastity #gaychastity #piercednipples #thiccthighs #nipplerings #behindbarz #chastitybelt #dadbod
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Procrastinating getting dressed after a shower. Definitely been a bed rotting fall so far.
#chastity #gaychastity #piercednipples #thiccthighs #nipplerings #behindbarz #chastitybelt #dadbod
#chastity #gaychastity #piercednipples #thiccthighs #nipplerings #behindbarz #chastitybelt #dadbod
This is the kind of dick I need in my life.
#tbt to beating up @vorenus211's [birthday] cakes at Bears Bikers and Mayhem 2022 😈
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
This is the kind of dick I need in my life.
No Country for Old Gooners
The Goonfather
The Many Gooners of Newark
The Goonfather
The Many Gooners of Newark
Goon in 60 seconds.
All gooners go to heaven
November 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM
No Country for Old Gooners
The Goonfather
The Many Gooners of Newark
The Goonfather
The Many Gooners of Newark
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Be careful out there y’all, just got a phishing attempt DM on this here platform. Reported it as illegal and urgent.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Be careful out there y’all, just got a phishing attempt DM on this here platform. Reported it as illegal and urgent.
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Literally less than 60 seconds after texting the electrician, everything starts working again. What the actual fuck.
Well fuck. About half of the power circuits in my house aren’t working (mostly ones with original wiring from the 1930s) but the circuit breaker isn’t tripped. I don’t have a regular electrician, either. This is not how I wanted to start my day.
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Literally less than 60 seconds after texting the electrician, everything starts working again. What the actual fuck.
Well fuck. About half of the power circuits in my house aren’t working (mostly ones with original wiring from the 1930s) but the circuit breaker isn’t tripped. I don’t have a regular electrician, either. This is not how I wanted to start my day.
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Well fuck. About half of the power circuits in my house aren’t working (mostly ones with original wiring from the 1930s) but the circuit breaker isn’t tripped. I don’t have a regular electrician, either. This is not how I wanted to start my day.
And here in the states, we're rapidly coming up on my favorite time of the year.
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
And here in the states, we're rapidly coming up on my favorite time of the year.
Age yourself with gaming 🎮
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Age yourself with gaming 🎮
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So, so many of you.
I want to fuck oomf’s boyfriend with him so bad, it’s insane
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
So, so many of you.
I always feel better locking back up after a shower and lube job.
#gaychastity #chastity #behindbarz #teamlocked #fullbelt #metaljockstrap #steelbulge #cagecheck #lockedcock #malechastity #chastitybelt #gaybdsm
#gaychastity #chastity #behindbarz #teamlocked #fullbelt #metaljockstrap #steelbulge #cagecheck #lockedcock #malechastity #chastitybelt #gaybdsm
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I always feel better locking back up after a shower and lube job.
#gaychastity #chastity #behindbarz #teamlocked #fullbelt #metaljockstrap #steelbulge #cagecheck #lockedcock #malechastity #chastitybelt #gaybdsm
#gaychastity #chastity #behindbarz #teamlocked #fullbelt #metaljockstrap #steelbulge #cagecheck #lockedcock #malechastity #chastitybelt #gaybdsm
Welp, just did the thing. My credit card hates me, but it will recover in time.
My 2018 Dell XPS laptop is finally giving up the ghost after 7 years of faithful (if very warm) service. I’ve replaced enough components in it for it to be the Laptop of Theseus. Time to pull the trigger on a @frame.work Laptop 16; I’m a sucker for modular, self-repairable devices. 🤓
November 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Welp, just did the thing. My credit card hates me, but it will recover in time.