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Kill Every Monster
@killeverymonster.com
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We are an award-winning Dungeons and Dragons podcast about every monster in the manual. Part of the @deadghostpro.com network.

Co-produced by @aramvartian.com and @djmalenfant.bsky.social

Follow our amazing guests! https://go.bsky.app/5WtDuQt
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Kill Every Monster @killeverymonster.com · Oct 22
Welcome new people!

We are an award-winning Dungeons and Dragons show that takes a deep-dive into every monster in the manual.
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I really despised the character I played in the People episode of @killeverymonster.com. In order to be a human that was worse than most humans, I just kept saying yes to every dark impulse.

The character that emerged was perfect for the moment, and I hate them.
raynegrimm.bsky.social Rayne Grimm Vulpes Zer-Duh @raynegrimm.bsky.social · 17d
Who was your least faveorite pc you've ever played as or had in a game you ran and what about them did you dislike?

Did you end up changing characters or sticking with it?

#TTRPGQuestion #ttrpg
a cartoon character with the words you 're the worst
Alt: Dipper pines with the words "you're the worst" on the screen as he slams the door on Pacifica
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January 18, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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aramvartian.com
2026 checklist:
✅ Redesign my portfolio site aramvartian.com
🔳 Wrap Season 5 of @killeverymonster.com and start Season 6
🔳 Launch 3 new shows on @deadghostpro.com
🔳 Take portrait shots of twelve friends
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January 20, 2026 at 8:58 AM
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One of the best things to happen to me in the last decade was becoming friends and creative partners with @djmalenfant.bsky.social.

We made @killeverymonster.com as a critique on the largest TTRPG company on earth. We made @deadghostpro.com because we love telling stories with games.
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January 6, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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The best compliment I can give @killeverymonster.com is that every new episode makes me want to play 5e, until I remember I fucking hate 5e
January 9, 2026 at 7:28 AM
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We cannot wait to share this story with you.
January 1, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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Get ready for more monsters, more amazing guests, and more new episodes in 2026.
aramvartian.com Aram @aramvartian.com · Jan 1
🍾2026 goals🥂

- Wrap Season 5 of @killeverymonster.com
- Release our next @deadghostpro.com production, a Dragon Age colab with Patchwork Productions
- 3 new @deadghostpro.com shows, including a @modiphius.bsky.social Star Trek Adventures story
- Take a portrait walk with as many friends as possible
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January 1, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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djmalenfant.bsky.social
When we started making @killeverymonster.com, it was partially an exercise in venting frustration. It is also because, after years around the periphery of the people who design games I love, I wanted an excuse to talk to people I thought were cool.

It's worked bafflingly well.
samsighs.bsky.social Sam Langford @samsighs.bsky.social · Dec 14
If you are making actual play TTRPG content, whether as a producer, GM or player, why do you do it?

Are you intentional and thinking about your audience?

Are you making something with the specific idea of someone else consuming the product, no matter how big or small that audience is?
December 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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We make @killeverymonster.com to be a critical voice of the most dominant TTRPG of all time.

We make @deadghostpro.com because we love playing games and crafting fully immersive audio experiences.
samsighs.bsky.social Sam Langford @samsighs.bsky.social · Dec 14
If you are making actual play TTRPG content, whether as a producer, GM or player, why do you do it?

Are you intentional and thinking about your audience?

Are you making something with the specific idea of someone else consuming the product, no matter how big or small that audience is?
December 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Just stumbled on this podcast and loving it so far! @killeverymonster.com #dnd #monstertropes #ttrpg
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Seconded.
zackgrey.bsky.social Zack Grey @zackgrey.bsky.social · Nov 13
Buddy sent me this from @baddndhooks.bsky.social today.

BEAUTIFUL!
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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In 15 minutes - Dungeons & Dragons 5e! with @conkliodd.bsky.social @aramvartian.com @etherealashie.bsky.social @taggianto.bsky.social Zach

Watch live: twitch.tv/PlaidDogEvents
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The cast line up for a game of Dungeons and Dragons, taking place on Sunday November 9 at 9 am Pacific, with GM Owen and Aram, Ashie, Tagg, Zach. All for Andrea's Adventurers charity RPG Weekend
November 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Hey people - we recently switched hosts and set up a new advertising program. We did not pay enough attention to what ads we wanted to filter out.

The result is that promotions for ICE recruiting ended up in our feed. We have taken steps to ensure this will not happen again.
November 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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aramvartian.com
Get ready to meet Sssudie.
killeverymonster.com Kill Every Monster @killeverymonster.com · Oct 31
🐍 NEW EPISODE ALERT 🐍

We are joined by the amazing @sebastianyue.bsky.social for the Yuan-Ti episode!

Listen to Kill Every Monster anywhere you get your podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...
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October 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
killeverymonster.com
🐍 NEW EPISODE ALERT 🐍

We are joined by the amazing @sebastianyue.bsky.social for the Yuan-Ti episode!

Listen to Kill Every Monster anywhere you get your podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...
An episode cover for the Dungeons and Dragons podcast 'Kill Every Monster,' with the theme being the Yuan-ti. The main subject is a fantasy illustration of a muscular, humanoid creature with the head of a blue cobra, holding a large scimitar. In the upper right is a color instant photo of a person named Sebastian, who has stylish turquoise hair and glasses. The title 'YUAN-TI' is centered in large, dripping, yellow-and-pink gradient letters. The bottom of the image features a landscape of purple D20 dice.
October 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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aramvartian.com
I think about my little dragon buddy often 🥰
partyofonepodcast.bsky.social Party of One Podcast @partyofonepodcast.bsky.social · Oct 26
10 years of 2-player TTRPGs, and intimate one-on-one conversations. Thanks for coming along for the ride so far. Here's to many more parties to come.

If you'd like to quote-tweet this with kind words, or a favorite episode, or what you like about the show, I would appreciate it.

Party On, y'all.
PARTY OF ONE CELEBRATES TEN YEARS OF 2-PLAYER TTRPGS 2025: "Take it, Past Me" 2015: "Thanks, Future Me"
October 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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I can't say enough how proud I was to contribute to @partyofonepodcast.bsky.social

Jeff is an institution unto himself in AP and TTRPG interviews. His work is fundamental to @killeverymonster.com

I can't say enough good about him or his show.
October 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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djmalenfant.bsky.social
I'm one of the hosts of @killeverymonster.com with @aramvartian.com

We do an interview about a D&D monster, then run a short AP around the monster in the back half of the episode.
October 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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If you heard the Treant episode of @killeverymonster.com, you know how funny Anica is, and this idea is so fun.

It's gonna be worth having just to read.
anicacihla.com Anica Cihla @anicacihla.com · Oct 24
only five days left to back The CryptID Show! i’d love to break 200 backers, so please check it out/back it/share it with friends and family and frenemies and enemies and enemies-to-lovers and just regular lovers and colleagues and collaborators and coworkers and co-conspirers and
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October 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Forreal forreal, this episode made me want to have a dwarf town that is in a symbiotic relationship with rust monsters
killeverymonster.com Kill Every Monster @killeverymonster.com · Oct 16
✅ build catapults
✅ lay siege to a castle
🚫 make thermite
October 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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*takes notes*
killeverymonster.com Kill Every Monster @killeverymonster.com · Oct 16
✅ build catapults
✅ lay siege to a castle
🚫 make thermite
October 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
killeverymonster.com
✅ build catapults
✅ lay siege to a castle
🚫 make thermite
October 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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𝙰 𝚜𝚔𝚎𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚌𝚊𝚗 seͤeͤ 𝚊 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚜...

Arcane Corps: Gifts of Fear continues TONIGHT at 8PM ET! Watch it our Twitch, Youtube, and @MonteCookGames ' Moonbeam platform!
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October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Libraries rule
October 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Sound off. Celebrate yourself here. Find each other. We're stronger together.

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October 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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@killeverymonster.com a thought.
“Anything that’s been invented for trains is something dwarves would have”
“Dwarves would definitely invent a railgun”

Maglev trains.
October 2, 2025 at 7:20 AM