Avi Cohen
@khorpus.bsky.social
South African bass singer and voice actor. Metal head and gamer, cat dad and absurdist. Doomsday comedian.
The verkakte nonsense of accidentally not hitting record while composing a long voice note.
August 18, 2025 at 8:29 AM
The verkakte nonsense of accidentally not hitting record while composing a long voice note.
Rest in peace Ozzy. Heavy metal mourns tonight.
July 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Rest in peace Ozzy. Heavy metal mourns tonight.
Hold up, there’s an Expanse game coming that plays like Mass Effect?!
This is everything I’ve wanted in a sci-fi ARPG. *weeps tears of joy*
“Inyalowda..they never look up.”
youtu.be/pIQifuOTTe8?...
This is everything I’ve wanted in a sci-fi ARPG. *weeps tears of joy*
“Inyalowda..they never look up.”
youtu.be/pIQifuOTTe8?...
The Expanse: Osiris Reborn Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by Owlcat Games
youtu.be
June 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Hold up, there’s an Expanse game coming that plays like Mass Effect?!
This is everything I’ve wanted in a sci-fi ARPG. *weeps tears of joy*
“Inyalowda..they never look up.”
youtu.be/pIQifuOTTe8?...
This is everything I’ve wanted in a sci-fi ARPG. *weeps tears of joy*
“Inyalowda..they never look up.”
youtu.be/pIQifuOTTe8?...
The new animated Predator movie is so damn good.
June 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The new animated Predator movie is so damn good.
Trying not to wake the rest of the apartment laughing this morning while watching Venture Bros.
Dr Venture: 'Why are you naked?'
Brock: 'To prey on their fear. Move like an animal, feel the kill.'
Patrick Warburton's VO is absolute s tier stuff. Completely nails the deadpan comedy delivery.
Dr Venture: 'Why are you naked?'
Brock: 'To prey on their fear. Move like an animal, feel the kill.'
Patrick Warburton's VO is absolute s tier stuff. Completely nails the deadpan comedy delivery.
June 7, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Trying not to wake the rest of the apartment laughing this morning while watching Venture Bros.
Dr Venture: 'Why are you naked?'
Brock: 'To prey on their fear. Move like an animal, feel the kill.'
Patrick Warburton's VO is absolute s tier stuff. Completely nails the deadpan comedy delivery.
Dr Venture: 'Why are you naked?'
Brock: 'To prey on their fear. Move like an animal, feel the kill.'
Patrick Warburton's VO is absolute s tier stuff. Completely nails the deadpan comedy delivery.
Back to watching Venture Bros to cheer myself up a bit.
Dr Venture: 'Look, if you have a clumsy child, you make him wear a helmet. If you have death prone children, you keep a few clones of them in your lab.'
Dr Venture: 'Look, if you have a clumsy child, you make him wear a helmet. If you have death prone children, you keep a few clones of them in your lab.'
June 6, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Back to watching Venture Bros to cheer myself up a bit.
Dr Venture: 'Look, if you have a clumsy child, you make him wear a helmet. If you have death prone children, you keep a few clones of them in your lab.'
Dr Venture: 'Look, if you have a clumsy child, you make him wear a helmet. If you have death prone children, you keep a few clones of them in your lab.'
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Silent Hill f - Release Date Trailer | PS5 Games
YouTube video by PlayStation
youtu.be
June 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
It's one of my least favourite times of the year. Chasing after financial institutions for tax certificates.
Bureaucracy will be the death of me.
Bureaucracy will be the death of me.
June 4, 2025 at 7:29 AM
It's one of my least favourite times of the year. Chasing after financial institutions for tax certificates.
Bureaucracy will be the death of me.
Bureaucracy will be the death of me.
Didn't get a chance to see 'Sinners' at the cinema, but it's out today for streaming rental/purchase. Let's fire this up!
June 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Didn't get a chance to see 'Sinners' at the cinema, but it's out today for streaming rental/purchase. Let's fire this up!
It's been hot enough to be a 'second shower' kind of day today.
Gotta stop going for walks at lunchtime and go either at dawn or in the evening.
Gotta stop going for walks at lunchtime and go either at dawn or in the evening.
June 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
It's been hot enough to be a 'second shower' kind of day today.
Gotta stop going for walks at lunchtime and go either at dawn or in the evening.
Gotta stop going for walks at lunchtime and go either at dawn or in the evening.
Been listening to the new Rivers of Nihil album today. While it's not as good as their 2018 album, 'Where Owls Know My Name', it's still an incredibly kickass album. To be fair though, I doubt anything will be better than Owls. But this is still absolutely worth your time:
youtu.be/y-nale3RPbU?...
youtu.be/y-nale3RPbU?...
Rivers of Nihil - Rivers of Nihil (FULL ALBUM)
YouTube video by Metal Blade Records
youtu.be
May 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Been listening to the new Rivers of Nihil album today. While it's not as good as their 2018 album, 'Where Owls Know My Name', it's still an incredibly kickass album. To be fair though, I doubt anything will be better than Owls. But this is still absolutely worth your time:
youtu.be/y-nale3RPbU?...
youtu.be/y-nale3RPbU?...
Reposted by Avi Cohen
[releases helium-filled heart balloon]
Me: You're free now
Balloon: Ima choke a bird
Me: You're free now
Balloon: Ima choke a bird
May 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
[releases helium-filled heart balloon]
Me: You're free now
Balloon: Ima choke a bird
Me: You're free now
Balloon: Ima choke a bird
Time for some comfort television, so I'm starting a rewatch of Ash vs Evil Dead.
May 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Time for some comfort television, so I'm starting a rewatch of Ash vs Evil Dead.
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Have you supported your local degenerates today?
May 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Have you supported your local degenerates today?
Had a chuckle at this.
May 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Had a chuckle at this.
Reposted by Avi Cohen
Well this hit me like a fucking freight train.
There’s a quote that’s always stuck with me that loneliness isn’t the lack or presence of other people but is lacking the ability to express what is truly essential about yourself. And we’re all getting sicker, all of us, from casual hatred that exists to anyone being forced into the shadows of life
May 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Well this hit me like a fucking freight train.
So apparently we’re getting an Elden Ring movie, directed by Alex Garland.
As much as I love the game, that’s going to be a really heavy lift to make it work on screen.
As much as I love the game, that’s going to be a really heavy lift to make it work on screen.
May 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM
So apparently we’re getting an Elden Ring movie, directed by Alex Garland.
As much as I love the game, that’s going to be a really heavy lift to make it work on screen.
As much as I love the game, that’s going to be a really heavy lift to make it work on screen.
The new Igorrr track is as per usual, insane, heavy and avant-garde as fuck:
youtu.be/PYRdJo3cG2Q?...
youtu.be/PYRdJo3cG2Q?...
IGORRR - BLASTBEAT FALAFEL
YouTube video by Igorrr
youtu.be
May 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The new Igorrr track is as per usual, insane, heavy and avant-garde as fuck:
youtu.be/PYRdJo3cG2Q?...
youtu.be/PYRdJo3cG2Q?...