Hawking 🏳️🌈 🦿🍂
@khawking.bsky.social
Amputee | Aspiring writer | Gamer | Big Gay Nerd | Horror Fan | Wrestling Fan | Leftie | LGBTQIA+ Support Charity Worker | Collector of Bookmarks | British Gameshow Enthusiast
So that's his internet cancelled, his landlord told that he's moving, rent paid until the end of January...he really is moving in.
What have I done????
What have I done????
November 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
So that's his internet cancelled, his landlord told that he's moving, rent paid until the end of January...he really is moving in.
What have I done????
What have I done????
Somebody has just got up and is feeling rather delicate...but he definitely wasn't drunk 🙄
Time to have some fun 😈
Time to have some fun 😈
November 30, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Somebody has just got up and is feeling rather delicate...but he definitely wasn't drunk 🙄
Time to have some fun 😈
Time to have some fun 😈
Well he's home. He's drunk. He's brought home something hot and wrapped in paper.
He's told me he's definitely not drunk. He's told me he only had a couple. He's not eaten his food. He's asleep.
So, apart from 9000 dicks, what else should I draw on his face?
He's told me he's definitely not drunk. He's told me he only had a couple. He's not eaten his food. He's asleep.
So, apart from 9000 dicks, what else should I draw on his face?
November 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Well he's home. He's drunk. He's brought home something hot and wrapped in paper.
He's told me he's definitely not drunk. He's told me he only had a couple. He's not eaten his food. He's asleep.
So, apart from 9000 dicks, what else should I draw on his face?
He's told me he's definitely not drunk. He's told me he only had a couple. He's not eaten his food. He's asleep.
So, apart from 9000 dicks, what else should I draw on his face?
Well, boyfriend is out for the night and I have no idea what to do...
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Well, boyfriend is out for the night and I have no idea what to do...
I've had a brilliant few years ring announcing.
You know what I'd love to do, though?
Announce a match on AEW's UK tour in December.
HERE'S WHAT I DO! Putting it out there into the universe!
@aewontv.bsky.social @tonykhan.bsky.social <3
You know what I'd love to do, though?
Announce a match on AEW's UK tour in December.
HERE'S WHAT I DO! Putting it out there into the universe!
@aewontv.bsky.social @tonykhan.bsky.social <3
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Rachel Reeves is 'a serious error'.
Rachel Reeves is asked about how the 3p a mile electric vehicle charge will work for new cars, when they don't have to have an MOT for 3 years. So who will monitor the mileage in order to calculate the tax owed during that period?
Reeves doesn't know.
Reeves doesn't know.
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Rachel Reeves is 'a serious error'.
The previously mentioned unicorn bookmark.
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The previously mentioned unicorn bookmark.
Sort of Christmas party today, well, closest work gets to one and I can honestly say I haven't laughed so much in months, proper face achingly prolonged laughter, and this was before Quiplash!
And I got a new bookmark! I definitely collect bookmarks now.
*sigh*
At least it's a unicorn one!
And I got a new bookmark! I definitely collect bookmarks now.
*sigh*
At least it's a unicorn one!
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Sort of Christmas party today, well, closest work gets to one and I can honestly say I haven't laughed so much in months, proper face achingly prolonged laughter, and this was before Quiplash!
And I got a new bookmark! I definitely collect bookmarks now.
*sigh*
At least it's a unicorn one!
And I got a new bookmark! I definitely collect bookmarks now.
*sigh*
At least it's a unicorn one!
Why do I love watching videos on YouTube of people reaching THAT part of Alan Wake 2 for the first time so much?
Anyway, back to Coven!
And yes, we did also end up with a succulent Indian meal tonight after the stream, with G
garlic naan because I'M not a boring, vanilla twink!
Anyway, back to Coven!
And yes, we did also end up with a succulent Indian meal tonight after the stream, with G
garlic naan because I'M not a boring, vanilla twink!
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Why do I love watching videos on YouTube of people reaching THAT part of Alan Wake 2 for the first time so much?
Anyway, back to Coven!
And yes, we did also end up with a succulent Indian meal tonight after the stream, with G
garlic naan because I'M not a boring, vanilla twink!
Anyway, back to Coven!
And yes, we did also end up with a succulent Indian meal tonight after the stream, with G
garlic naan because I'M not a boring, vanilla twink!
It's time for some Patrick Cake!
Join Us!
Join Us!
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It's time for some Patrick Cake!
Join Us!
Join Us!
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Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:
Finally back to working the Youth Groups as of tomorrow and can't bloody wait.
It's been far too long. Last one was the 11th September before being bedridden for 5 weeks, just for having a good time 🙈
Still not walking right and needing an escort to go out anywhere though.
It's been far too long. Last one was the 11th September before being bedridden for 5 weeks, just for having a good time 🙈
Still not walking right and needing an escort to go out anywhere though.
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Finally back to working the Youth Groups as of tomorrow and can't bloody wait.
It's been far too long. Last one was the 11th September before being bedridden for 5 weeks, just for having a good time 🙈
Still not walking right and needing an escort to go out anywhere though.
It's been far too long. Last one was the 11th September before being bedridden for 5 weeks, just for having a good time 🙈
Still not walking right and needing an escort to go out anywhere though.
Why do chocolate M&Ms still exist when we have peanut and crispy?
Who's still buying chocolate M&Ms? Anyone? Or are they just so supermarkets can substitute peanut ones for them on your online order?
Who's still buying chocolate M&Ms? Anyone? Or are they just so supermarkets can substitute peanut ones for them on your online order?
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Why do chocolate M&Ms still exist when we have peanut and crispy?
Who's still buying chocolate M&Ms? Anyone? Or are they just so supermarkets can substitute peanut ones for them on your online order?
Who's still buying chocolate M&Ms? Anyone? Or are they just so supermarkets can substitute peanut ones for them on your online order?
Join Us!
There's Lego and a twink!
There's Lego and a twink!
It's Doctor Who's anniversary so today I'm streaming the closest it ever got to the franchise's best video game and it's not even a Doctor Who game
www.twitch.tv/nostalgia_tw...
www.twitch.tv/nostalgia_tw...
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Join Us!
There's Lego and a twink!
There's Lego and a twink!
Did not want to get out of bed this morning...
So we haven't (apart from to get a cuppa, I really should get a Teasmade) and are now watching Tomb of the Cybermen.
Happy Who Day everyone!
So we haven't (apart from to get a cuppa, I really should get a Teasmade) and are now watching Tomb of the Cybermen.
Happy Who Day everyone!
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Did not want to get out of bed this morning...
So we haven't (apart from to get a cuppa, I really should get a Teasmade) and are now watching Tomb of the Cybermen.
Happy Who Day everyone!
So we haven't (apart from to get a cuppa, I really should get a Teasmade) and are now watching Tomb of the Cybermen.
Happy Who Day everyone!
So much talent.
Shame he's such an insufferable arse! 😘
Shame he's such an insufferable arse! 😘
November 23, 2025 at 9:13 AM
So much talent.
Shame he's such an insufferable arse! 😘
Shame he's such an insufferable arse! 😘
Was quite happy in the end to use my lack of leg as an excuse to leave a place early.
Went for a quiet drink ourselves instead...which we learned is impossible round here on a Saturday.
Oh well, time to force him to watch some Doctor Who ready for tomorrow!
Went for a quiet drink ourselves instead...which we learned is impossible round here on a Saturday.
Oh well, time to force him to watch some Doctor Who ready for tomorrow!
November 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Was quite happy in the end to use my lack of leg as an excuse to leave a place early.
Went for a quiet drink ourselves instead...which we learned is impossible round here on a Saturday.
Oh well, time to force him to watch some Doctor Who ready for tomorrow!
Went for a quiet drink ourselves instead...which we learned is impossible round here on a Saturday.
Oh well, time to force him to watch some Doctor Who ready for tomorrow!
I've had to leave so one of you needs to go and take my place.
Off you pop!
Off you pop!
November 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I've had to leave so one of you needs to go and take my place.
Off you pop!
Off you pop!
Survived the bus, got soaked, bought nothing.
And now I'm being dragged out later so my disability can be used to leave early. I mean, I guess it's nice to feel useful.
And now I'm being dragged out later so my disability can be used to leave early. I mean, I guess it's nice to feel useful.
November 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Survived the bus, got soaked, bought nothing.
And now I'm being dragged out later so my disability can be used to leave early. I mean, I guess it's nice to feel useful.
And now I'm being dragged out later so my disability can be used to leave early. I mean, I guess it's nice to feel useful.
I'm going on the bus!!!!
To a town I hate. In the rain. To do Christmas shopping on a Saturday...with the only person here I will be buying a present for.
What's the point? I could be staying at home playing as Patrick Cakee (seriously, that ass 😘). Someone get me a gin!
To a town I hate. In the rain. To do Christmas shopping on a Saturday...with the only person here I will be buying a present for.
What's the point? I could be staying at home playing as Patrick Cakee (seriously, that ass 😘). Someone get me a gin!
November 22, 2025 at 11:11 AM
I'm going on the bus!!!!
To a town I hate. In the rain. To do Christmas shopping on a Saturday...with the only person here I will be buying a present for.
What's the point? I could be staying at home playing as Patrick Cakee (seriously, that ass 😘). Someone get me a gin!
To a town I hate. In the rain. To do Christmas shopping on a Saturday...with the only person here I will be buying a present for.
What's the point? I could be staying at home playing as Patrick Cakee (seriously, that ass 😘). Someone get me a gin!
Starting this tonight specifically because it's 100% the c*ntiest of all the AHS series I bothered with. The amount of serving in this is off the charts.
No, we won't be only watching it on a Friday. He can barely remember who I am week to week.
No, we won't be only watching it on a Friday. He can barely remember who I am week to week.
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Starting this tonight specifically because it's 100% the c*ntiest of all the AHS series I bothered with. The amount of serving in this is off the charts.
No, we won't be only watching it on a Friday. He can barely remember who I am week to week.
No, we won't be only watching it on a Friday. He can barely remember who I am week to week.
Oh gods. I've reached a voodoo episode of Muder, She Wrote.
This is going to be really sensitive with no outdated stereotypes right? Right?
This is going to be really sensitive with no outdated stereotypes right? Right?
November 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Oh gods. I've reached a voodoo episode of Muder, She Wrote.
This is going to be really sensitive with no outdated stereotypes right? Right?
This is going to be really sensitive with no outdated stereotypes right? Right?
Gay Public Service Announcement!
Important: Jonathan Bailey is reading a CBeebies Bedtime Story today.
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Gay Public Service Announcement!
Thought I'd have a look and see if anyone was selling these yet.
Of course they are. £250ish already...each 🤯
Of course they are. £250ish already...each 🤯
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Thought I'd have a look and see if anyone was selling these yet.
Of course they are. £250ish already...each 🤯
Of course they are. £250ish already...each 🤯