You need to go back to work. All this time off is affecting your judgement.

Yes but he's being a very grumpy badger

There's a picture of you in an attic somewhere that's visibly getting older isn't there?

I forgot just how emotional the end of ep 5 made me.

I'd fan cast Joe as that role long before he was announced and..

I'd avoided as much online discourse as I could, we all knew who he was but...that week waiting for 100% confirmation was hell.

Was convinced they were gonna take it away from me.

I've just finished episode 5 and the wine is gone.

Sadly I'm not drunk enough to do magic.

I am however wearing the cape!

I've decided on a bottle of wine, Agatha All Along and then when a little drunk, pretending I can wield magic...possibly wearing a cape.

Needs more...fez.

Another Tory phone no doubt? 😉

ToriPhone? Does that work?

Wait, you can buy a bin from Next?