Kev Kage
@kevkage.bsky.social
enjoyer of themed experiences, in spite of how embarrassing that sounds
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I don’t have an agent and I’m not in the union but if you need a middle-aged, small, bald, portly man for any roles I’m the cream of the crop, baby
In our worldwide search for Brainiac in Man of Tomorrow, Lars Eidinger rose to the top.
Welcome to the DCU, Lars.
Welcome to the DCU, Lars.
December 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I don’t have an agent and I’m not in the union but if you need a middle-aged, small, bald, portly man for any roles I’m the cream of the crop, baby
BREAKING: Malibu Brewing Company heading to CityWalk Hollywood in the old Karl Strauss spot!!
h/t: @parkobsession.bsky.social
h/t: @parkobsession.bsky.social
December 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
BREAKING: Malibu Brewing Company heading to CityWalk Hollywood in the old Karl Strauss spot!!
h/t: @parkobsession.bsky.social
h/t: @parkobsession.bsky.social
Happy 1st Birthday Toothsome Chocolate Emporium Hollywood bar!!
December 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Happy 1st Birthday Toothsome Chocolate Emporium Hollywood bar!!
Haters gonna say it’s fake
December 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Haters gonna say it’s fake
Disneyland needs this. I do feel bad that the host CMs are harangued nonstop, but when you ask to join the walk-up list they always seem mad about it.
And it's nuts when they quote a 2hr wait but you go in to pee and see lots of open space and then you get a text 10 min later saying jk we're ready
And it's nuts when they quote a 2hr wait but you go in to pee and see lots of open space and then you get a text 10 min later saying jk we're ready
Trader Sam’s Grog Grotto Rolls Out Digital Walk-Up List in My Disney Experience App
Trader Sam's Grog Grotto Rolls Out Digital Walk-Up List in My Disney Experience App
Walt Disney World has rolled out a digital walk-up list for the popular Trader Sam's Grog Grotto at Disney's Polynesian Village Resort
blogmickey.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Disneyland needs this. I do feel bad that the host CMs are harangued nonstop, but when you ask to join the walk-up list they always seem mad about it.
And it's nuts when they quote a 2hr wait but you go in to pee and see lots of open space and then you get a text 10 min later saying jk we're ready
And it's nuts when they quote a 2hr wait but you go in to pee and see lots of open space and then you get a text 10 min later saying jk we're ready
This really is a great summary on how the reservation system crept in and cascaded into more nightmares. Worth the watch and a great place to direct your misguided friends to!
Throwing this back out there: My breakdown of the enshittification of Disneyland based on my observation of policies, changes, and product offerings they've made. I could be wrong, but so much of what I've seen tells me I'm right. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiSe...
The Spreadsheet People Are Winning
YouTube video by obscurica disneyana
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December 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This really is a great summary on how the reservation system crept in and cascaded into more nightmares. Worth the watch and a great place to direct your misguided friends to!
If anyone has a direct line to Mick Foley, I've got a great Christmas screenplay I think he would absolutely ADORE
December 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
If anyone has a direct line to Mick Foley, I've got a great Christmas screenplay I think he would absolutely ADORE
In bad times, look for the helpers
Jets head coach Aaron Glenn announced that he has fired defensive coordinator Steve Wilks.
Chris Harris has been named as the interim DC.
Chris Harris has been named as the interim DC.
December 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
In bad times, look for the helpers
I actually think you’re in the majority! But walking around tediously getting coins scratches an obsessive itch for me. After today I’m ranked 799th overall in Hollywood and it’s totally NOT a big deal
Honestly Any version of Super Nintendo World gets old for me. But I am probably in the minority.
December 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I actually think you’re in the majority! But walking around tediously getting coins scratches an obsessive itch for me. After today I’m ranked 799th overall in Hollywood and it’s totally NOT a big deal
Adorable. Tipsy and cute is an S Tier description. Mine is usually “disconcerting and small” which @sjlem.me can attest to
We battled the insane crowds for fireworks only for them to be cancelled so we stayed for snowfall, took some selfies around the park and rode Storybook. Got to meet and tipsy and cute @jakefozio.dissky.com which was great. Luckily he grabbed a photo as I forgot.
December 14, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Adorable. Tipsy and cute is an S Tier description. Mine is usually “disconcerting and small” which @sjlem.me can attest to
Being half in the bag in a mostly empty Super Nintendo World surprisingly never gets old
December 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Being half in the bag in a mostly empty Super Nintendo World surprisingly never gets old
They just ran a Hollywood Drift test with the lights of the cars on and my natural reaction was screaming “OH SHIT”
December 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
They just ran a Hollywood Drift test with the lights of the cars on and my natural reaction was screaming “OH SHIT”
In line for Grinch meet and greet in the passholder section. VIP tours keep coming up. Grinch goes “these people are cutting you because they’re rich! You have to wait because you’re poor! On 3, boo them!” Amazing
December 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
In line for Grinch meet and greet in the passholder section. VIP tours keep coming up. Grinch goes “these people are cutting you because they’re rich! You have to wait because you’re poor! On 3, boo them!” Amazing
From my handful of interactions with John Cena I’d describe him as insanely committed to his spot, incredibly shrewd with business, always on, and a nice guy even when no one’s looking. He had to rebuild a company from the ground up by himself with none of the love. Glad he finally got his flowers 🫡
December 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
From my handful of interactions with John Cena I’d describe him as insanely committed to his spot, incredibly shrewd with business, always on, and a nice guy even when no one’s looking. He had to rebuild a company from the ground up by himself with none of the love. Glad he finally got his flowers 🫡
My kid’s packing list for a day at Universal
(Might seem like she’s spoiled but the majority of this was purchased for 70-90% off on clearance racks)
(Might seem like she’s spoiled but the majority of this was purchased for 70-90% off on clearance racks)
December 13, 2025 at 7:03 AM
My kid’s packing list for a day at Universal
(Might seem like she’s spoiled but the majority of this was purchased for 70-90% off on clearance racks)
(Might seem like she’s spoiled but the majority of this was purchased for 70-90% off on clearance racks)
I am also out
Tyrod Taylor and Justin Fields are both officially out for the Jets this week.
Another week of Brady Cook for New York.
Another week of Brady Cook for New York.
December 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I am also out
oh it’s not on switch? PASS
Is Clair Obscur good because I can’t get past the name
December 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
oh it’s not on switch? PASS
Is Clair Obscur good because I can’t get past the name
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Is Clair Obscur good because I can’t get past the name
this disney/sora partnership is huge news for tumblr
December 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
this disney/sora partnership is huge news for tumblr
create a video where mickey farts and stitch says "stinky!" in 3d graphics style and then pregnant elsa walks in and says "let it blow" and they all fart
December 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
create a video where mickey farts and stitch says "stinky!" in 3d graphics style and then pregnant elsa walks in and says "let it blow" and they all fart
old and busted: investing a billion dollars in the tech of tomorrow
new hotness: investing a billion dollars in the tomorrowland of now
new hotness: investing a billion dollars in the tomorrowland of now
December 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
old and busted: investing a billion dollars in the tech of tomorrow
new hotness: investing a billion dollars in the tomorrowland of now
new hotness: investing a billion dollars in the tomorrowland of now
As someone who frequently gets served Sora videos of the Crocodile Hunter fighting animals in a WWE Cage Match, I celebrate welcoming beloved Disney Marvel and Pixar characters into the mix
December 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
As someone who frequently gets served Sora videos of the Crocodile Hunter fighting animals in a WWE Cage Match, I celebrate welcoming beloved Disney Marvel and Pixar characters into the mix
This is great! You did the ol’ prospector proud!
Knott's Berry Farm art for a change. Far from perfect, Roughly an hour was spent on this. Still, Hoping I did Whittles justice! #fanart #KnottsBerryFarm #Whittles
December 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
This is great! You did the ol’ prospector proud!
My toxic trait is the chuckles I get from riling up the Disneyland subreddit
December 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My toxic trait is the chuckles I get from riling up the Disneyland subreddit