soon you're gonna be zooming past hades in your sleep!

you can do it!!

I will accept it if it’s on clearance, which this presumably is not

the cITy'S top RATed TWO brothers riDe

how about Whittles, hero of Knott's Berry Farm!

*bibbidi not included
It’s hilarious to me that spending $14k won’t even get you two table service meals

oooh yes! she's a beaut!

ah man, have fun! lousy work...

What that

It’s a great park now haha. Imperfect but great. We could all be dead in 15-20 years!

Full disclosure I am choking on Grinch salt but what a way to go

lol my brain read “ is really going vertical now” as “going really slow now”

that's amazing. i will say (granted we came from a diff time zone) but the early access for a hotel guest being at 9am instead of 8am was nice, because 8am means getting up at like 6:30 minimum which is brutal with the kids haha

but even here we're lucky to leave the house at 9 on a non-school day!

Wait you could theoretically be at a park gate BEFORE 10am WITH your small child? Your kid’s a saint and you’re crushing parenthood 😄

Monsters the whole lot of ‘em

it sounds like something james cameron would have attacking a n’avi planet