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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 1d

Remember THAT “I Am Autism” commercial? So easily mistaken for horror movie, we made our own version for our Halloween audio sketch show!

Listen to the full sketch - and show - by searching for The Daily Tism News on your favourite podcast platform or clicking here: linktr.ee/tdtnews

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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 23h

If you're happily married, I'll make sure to do a quick vibe check to see if you're open to some sort of polycule or at the very least, a casual threeway. 😆😆😆😆

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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 1d

I never trusted block lists. It's always only a matter of time until someone is on that list who shouldn't be. Also, people can chance, but rarely are removed from block lists, even when they ought to be.

Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 1d

And then they get worms.

Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 2d

Oh my gosh! I time travelled!!! Time travel is real!!!

Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 2d

Incidentally, "quiet place" is also a German euphemism for toilet. (Stilles örtchen)
And of course, toilets are a commonly connected to several different kinks.

Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 3d

This is so weird to me, because I much preferred talking to earlier iterations of AI, which used to be fairly disagreeable compared to now. Now, I kinda lost interest in talking to AI, because it refuses to present new interesting viewpoints.

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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 3d

Why do mussels make bad friends? Cause they're always shellfish.

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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 3d

There also were no sick kids in Victorian England. They were either dead or healthy.

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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 3d

It's like the Japanese yokai legend of tanuki shapeshifters pretending to be people.

(I'm not the only one who just wants to eat kaki and chill under a tree all day, right?)

Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 4d

My gf said the animal noises I make are cute. I got that tism rizz.

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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 4d

This sounds like a naturalist fallacy. Just because something is synthetic doesn't mean it's bad for you. Most things people eat are artificially enhanced/modified. This has been the case for centuries.

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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 4d

Oh hi. We haven't talked in a long time

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Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 4d

I don't know. People tell me that I'm somewhat tolerable on ritalin.

Kerfuffle @kerfufflefur.bsky.social · 4d

You know... it would help if they had a partner who knows how to arouse them. 🙃

Can't help but suspect their idea of sex is hump-hump-squirt-done.

No wonder they can't get into that without using a drug.

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