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Keith Houston
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Voice Actor! Rep: Dean Panaro Talent; Stars the Agency. Musician | Singer | DJ | Karaoke Carnival Barker | Icelandic Horse Viking Metal Circus Ringleader At-home Studio | Remote, On-Site Available [email protected] www.keithhoustonvoices.com
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“Bluesky is an echo chamber because no one wants to hear my fatuous contrarian braying” is certainly a take.
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the difference between a wonderful audiobook performance by a gifted voice actor and this "digital voice" horseshit masquerading as legit audiobooks makes me steaming mad. good narration is important and deserves to be paid for!!!!!!
yeah, me and the boys don’t talk like this in the chat, cause we aren’t slobbering fascist dipshits.
What an amazing thing to wake up to, I found my FSOL tribe! Did you ever listen to their side project Amorphous Androgynous? One of my favorite ambient albums ever.
Horrific stuff, but I can't help darkly laugh at the photos provided. The master race is apparently a bunch of sentient toes.
Didn't know that Budweiser and the United States National Anthem were in the Bible.
The amount of talent we have lost this year makes me sick to my stomach
Bachelorette party Swift sing-a-long
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

Manuscript lost in fire.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
Check avail fell through.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

Manuscript lost in fire.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
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Diane Keaton in her Manhattan apartment with Buster, an Abyssinian, photographed by Jill Krementz in 1977
No, no, precious Andrew, it is saying that you are an unctuous toad, and no one likes you.
It’s time to start pulling away from the internet, when a video of squirrels jumping on a trampoline causes a deep crisis of existentialism, and dread about what potential simulacra will drive us all to ruin.
Overwhelmed with a sort of sadness. The tech bros have even ruined the simple joy of watching a clip of a cute animal doing a silly thing. Now, instead of laughing, I have to question its‘ authenticity. why must they rob everything of wonder?
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"I am the default human experience" is a poisonous mindset
Picked up the Ambergris trilogy, brilliant stuff, so much I had to buy the first book, because I was excited to read several pages of a fictional(?) bibliography.
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Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms

“If you had enough money, you could hardly commit crimes at all. You just perpetrated amusing little peccadilloes.”
Discworld QOTD, from The Wee Free Men
I saw some hate for it recently, and was confused. such an awesome cast!
You and I are mortal enemies. team horse will prevail.
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"