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Karl @karldaly.bsky.social · 2d

I can see it. Congrats!

Bloke in a Hermes jacket carrying a Hermes box but it’s not the Hermes you’re thinking of! It’s the beddy courier! Omg lol.

Karl @karldaly.bsky.social · Sep 6

Look, if the grift comes tumbling down without the grifter-in-chief at the helm then there is no amount of money that is unreasonable. They could offer a hundred trillion and it would make perfect sense.

You can have a big slice of nothing or a tiny slice of the greatest con on earth.

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Karl @karldaly.bsky.social · Sep 4

The Monaco GP should fit into a YouTube short. That’ll bring them in in droves.

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Karl @karldaly.bsky.social · Sep 3

Someone fixed the 996. #winning #weirdcars

A photo of a 2003 Porsche 911 Turbo with covers over the headlights to get rid of fried egg look.

Karl @karldaly.bsky.social · Sep 3

I would like to invite everyone here to enjoy the tagline of this book as much as I did.

A photo of the cover of a book with the tagline “How the Non-Artist, in 52 Weekly Lessons, Can Become Proficient or At Least
Fully Appreciative”

Karl @karldaly.bsky.social · Aug 31

I just know that a stamp collecting vid is now going to autoplay in the background when I’m not paying attention, start to finish, I’ll accidentally click like and subscribe while unlocking my phone and that’s it, I’ll have to uninstall YouTube.

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Karl @karldaly.bsky.social · Aug 31

I accidentally clicked a video about stamp collecting on YouTube. RIP to my feed.

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Karl @karldaly.bsky.social · Aug 29

Shur back then I used to run a boutique punt service for some well to do families who didn’t want to go to the Euro. They’d pay me in punts and I’d shop for them in euros. Triple the price of course but everyone was happy. They were the days.

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Karl @karldaly.bsky.social · Aug 29

Back then I was taxiing 45 quid bottles of water to destinations around Ballsbridge and Ranelagh in a Mercedes S Class. One bottle at a time, couldn’t be seen to be sharing. Delivered to your door. Ice if you need it. Like an uber eats but for people whose notions have notions.

Good times.

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Karl @karldaly.bsky.social · Aug 23

All I’ve got to hand here is some biscoff and a banana. Would that be close enough to give me the gist? Or not really?

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Karl @karldaly.bsky.social · Aug 23

Is there even biscuit in this?

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Karl @karldaly.bsky.social · Aug 23

What’s the configuration of these, chocolate on the outside? Chocolate on the inside? I’m concerned the bitterness of the dark choc and earthy meatiness of the fig will be too much.

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Karl @karldaly.bsky.social · Aug 14

That sounds promising. Another book I read recently was The Famine Plot by Tim Pat Coogan. Strong on history and less about secrets and more about revelations. Excellent book. Any similarity there?

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Karl @karldaly.bsky.social · Aug 14

I’ve not read this one. Let say I’m a fan of history and enjoy the odd secret from time to time would I like this? I recently read and enjoyed Treasure Island for context and it has both.

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Karl @karldaly.bsky.social · Aug 3

Well with the current administration’s keen focus on cost of living, cost of childcare, housing affordability, access to maternal healthcare and improving the quality early education I’ve no doubt it will absolutely turn around.

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Brian Peter Gluckman @bgluckman.bsky.social · Jul 27

Car spot of the day #2 -- one of less than 10 Mercedes-Benz C43 AMG wagons legally plated in the US

White 2018 Mercedes-Benz C43 AMG Wagon on Washington State tags

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Karl @karldaly.bsky.social · Jul 19

I didn’t have a figure in mind when I clicked that link but it certainly wasn’t that.

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Karl @karldaly.bsky.social · Jul 19

Makes perfect sense that the media would go to town researching the background of candidates for a ceremonial role.

Karl @karldaly.bsky.social · Jul 18

Toblerone is the gift that says you deeply know the true desires of men. That you can see into their souls. And that you choose to offer them something that you know will cause them to utterly debase themselves one glorious triangle at a time.

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Karl @karldaly.bsky.social · Jul 16

The Beach Boys DMCAing the Epstein video was not on my 2025 bingo card.

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Karl @karldaly.bsky.social · Jul 14

Food supplement makers should get into the bank vault business.

Imagine cracking a safe and then being faced with a foil lid to peel off. It comes off easy but leaves a paper film. It comes off in pieces but leaves little fragments all around the edge. You get to picking and then the cops show up.

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Karl @karldaly.bsky.social · Jul 11

Tired: Ozone Layer
Wired: Bro-zone Sprayer

Also tired: This meme, let’s be honest.

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Karl @karldaly.bsky.social · Jul 9

I wouldn’t be so hard on yourself. It looks like you were operating a carpool there so I’d say that’s still in the ballpark.

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Karl @karldaly.bsky.social · Jul 6

I assume this is a result of AI reading the AI generated posts of AI generated what-if photos along blurbs that inevitably end with “What do you think? Will Honda build this?”

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Karl @karldaly.bsky.social · Jul 4

“He even proposed “holding AI agents legally responsible” for accidents or crimes”

OMG lol. My sides. And what will we imprison? Some semiconductors? Deploy the agent onto an air-gapped server for 20 years? 20 milliseconds of rehab? Or will the agent just give some compute to community service?