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☘️Karen☘️
@karenll.bsky.social
Writer, baker, reader, ocean lover

“Excellent fun once you get to know her”
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I guess karma isn’t the guy on the chiefs?
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Ope, the doorbell just rang.

I think it might be ✨ depression ✨
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Sometimes I wish I didn’t have access to the Internet. I will never be the same.
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
these are really back...

rip everyone's skin, ears, and eyes iykyk.
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

yeah, I'd trust Pride and NCIS: New Orleans
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
do I just have different eyes than whoever wrote this? this man looks so unwell.
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I'll be spending thanksgiving with (among other family) my mom and her two closest friends, all of them (now mostly retired) nurses.

I'm looking forward to them talking about how nursing is their cute little hobby and not a professional career. 🙃
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I’m really starting to think that Dick Cheney‘s death reset the timeline or something.
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Ugh the patriots have helped me win 3 fantasy football games, maybe I’m a fan now.
November 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I'm sorry but I have to say ham
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
lets goooo
Showdown in Dallas

🎨: realheavyslime
@Toyota | #FlyEaglesFly
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I got your picture,
I’m coming with you,
dear Maria, count me in
there’s a story at the bottom of this bottle and I’m the pen

MAKE IT COUNT
when I’m the one who’s selling you out
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I had my first eggnog latte of the season today!
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Actually yes, we would gather around a fire, chant their name, and then throw the CD in and watch it burn.

and then they would magically fall in love with you
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 AM
You would think I am cooking for a husband and seven children judging by the size of this pot of taco soup
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?

MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes

TRUMP: surely they ate him

MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't

TRUMP: Unbelievable
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I’m a pretty flexible person until somebody says they want to do something with me and then don’t confirm or make plans beyond that.
November 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I’m desperate to know what Obama, Biden, Bush, and Clinton are gonna talk about after Cheney’s funeral service. 💀💀💀💀
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
When the truth comes out, it’s quiet. It’s so… quiet.
November 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I just need someone to appreciate how crispy my broccoli got in the air fryer
November 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
me last week: yeah I don't know, I think I'm a pretty good writer, but I don't know if I could ever write a good novel.

me today: oh, never mind, I could at least write something better than that.
when the full Olivia Nuzzi book streets Bluesky is going to collectively experience something akin to the ecstasies of the Bacchae
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Donald Trump blasting very loud music while having a meltdown is the most relatable he's ever been, honestly.
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Siri, play Cassandra by Taylor Swift (for like the 900th time).
November 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM