Tukach Shakur
@kachi.bsky.social
When I was 25, my hairline went to the store for a pack of cigarettes and never came.
I'm here for the jokes, but I build stuff, too: https://maskapp.co/users/7594333970293063680
I'm here for the jokes, but I build stuff, too: https://maskapp.co/users/7594333970293063680
I was reading an article about JFK's granddaughter having terminal cancer with only one more year left to live and this last paragraph hit me so hard. Keep in mind she's only 35.
You've got to be delusion beyond repair or have a deep aversion to evidence to think that karma is real because wtf
You've got to be delusion beyond repair or have a deep aversion to evidence to think that karma is real because wtf
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I was reading an article about JFK's granddaughter having terminal cancer with only one more year left to live and this last paragraph hit me so hard. Keep in mind she's only 35.
You've got to be delusion beyond repair or have a deep aversion to evidence to think that karma is real because wtf
You've got to be delusion beyond repair or have a deep aversion to evidence to think that karma is real because wtf
Wardrobe by Schizophrenia.
Nancy Mace: "You can see in the Epstein emails that he's clearly targeting President Trump as retribution for him being a good man ... he's a good man who protects women. That's what real men do."
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Wardrobe by Schizophrenia.
...wait. A couple of these NBA YoungBoy songs are fire.
Am I...am I...turning into a YN?
Am I...am I...turning into a YN?
a bald man with a beard wearing a white shirt looks to the side
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media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
...wait. A couple of these NBA YoungBoy songs are fire.
Am I...am I...turning into a YN?
Am I...am I...turning into a YN?
This is so cool. Gawd, this app is so fire
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This is so cool. Gawd, this app is so fire
How much more of this are we going to take?
In an era of skyrocketing CEO pay, Tesla shareholders overwhelmingly approved a $1 trillion pay package intended to keep Elon Musk in charge of the company for the next decade. https://wapo.st/4oTKbcZ
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
How much more of this are we going to take?
Okay, who is running the NYT Games section and why have they been in their bag?
November 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Okay, who is running the NYT Games section and why have they been in their bag?
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MAJOR BREAKING: California’s redistricting measure, Prop 50, has PASSED — a major win for Governor Gavin Newsom.
The Blue Tsunami is complete.
Trump and MAGA have been forcefully REJECTED by the American people.
The Blue Tsunami is complete.
Trump and MAGA have been forcefully REJECTED by the American people.
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
MAJOR BREAKING: California’s redistricting measure, Prop 50, has PASSED — a major win for Governor Gavin Newsom.
The Blue Tsunami is complete.
Trump and MAGA have been forcefully REJECTED by the American people.
The Blue Tsunami is complete.
Trump and MAGA have been forcefully REJECTED by the American people.
Mamdani leading off his speech with a quote by Eugene Debs? Yeah, he doesn't give AF anymore lmao
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Mamdani leading off his speech with a quote by Eugene Debs? Yeah, he doesn't give AF anymore lmao
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the second polls close in California, CNN projects that Proposition 50 passes
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
the second polls close in California, CNN projects that Proposition 50 passes
Gavin went crazy.
BREAKING:
NBC News projects: Prop 50 Congressional Redistricting has been approved.
NBC News projects: Prop 50 Congressional Redistricting has been approved.
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Gavin went crazy.
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banger cover & i hope you lucky mfs in NYC get a physical copy to frame as art
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
banger cover & i hope you lucky mfs in NYC get a physical copy to frame as art
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LMAO -- Hannity sounds shocked as he calls the Virginia AG race for Jay Jones
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
LMAO -- Hannity sounds shocked as he calls the Virginia AG race for Jay Jones
Seriously, what channel?
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Seriously, what channel?
Go crazy, my boy.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Go crazy, my boy.
Me, waving to all the ultra billionaires who swore they would leave NYC if Mamdani won
a woman in a plaid jacket is waving her hand in front of a tree
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media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Me, waving to all the ultra billionaires who swore they would leave NYC if Mamdani won
SOCIALISM SO FUCKING BACK, BABY!!!
Hell's Kitchen is no more. We calling it Halal's Kitchen from now on!!!!
Allahu Akbar to all my habibis!!!!
Hell's Kitchen is no more. We calling it Halal's Kitchen from now on!!!!
Allahu Akbar to all my habibis!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
SOCIALISM SO FUCKING BACK, BABY!!!
Hell's Kitchen is no more. We calling it Halal's Kitchen from now on!!!!
Allahu Akbar to all my habibis!!!!
Hell's Kitchen is no more. We calling it Halal's Kitchen from now on!!!!
Allahu Akbar to all my habibis!!!!
This Mamdani win and the Prop 50 vote really gonna be the cherry on top for tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
This Mamdani win and the Prop 50 vote really gonna be the cherry on top for tonight.
When the racism works in your favor >>>>>>>
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
When the racism works in your favor >>>>>>>
Detroit said "We're not America, we elect our baddies".
Mary Sheffield will become the first woman elected mayor of Detroit, CNN projects. Follow live updates. https://cnn.it/4oRiL7z
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Detroit said "We're not America, we elect our baddies".
When is Staten Island going to sink into the Atlantic Ocean?
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
When is Staten Island going to sink into the Atlantic Ocean?
What channel?
November 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
What channel?
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nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell
Watching CNN's election coverage is giving me PTSD from last year 😬😬
November 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Watching CNN's election coverage is giving me PTSD from last year 😬😬
It's so crazy to me seeing people who make $15/hr talk about how worried they are about Zohran raising their taxes.
My guy, have you forgotten how much money you make? You are not a multi-millionaire and you're never going to be a multi-millionaire. You literally have no money for NYC to take.
My guy, have you forgotten how much money you make? You are not a multi-millionaire and you're never going to be a multi-millionaire. You literally have no money for NYC to take.
November 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It's so crazy to me seeing people who make $15/hr talk about how worried they are about Zohran raising their taxes.
My guy, have you forgotten how much money you make? You are not a multi-millionaire and you're never going to be a multi-millionaire. You literally have no money for NYC to take.
My guy, have you forgotten how much money you make? You are not a multi-millionaire and you're never going to be a multi-millionaire. You literally have no money for NYC to take.
I've voted for Mamdani every day since they opened the polls for early voting in October and I cannot wait to vote for him again tomorrow!
Socialism is so BACK, baby!!!
Socialism is so BACK, baby!!!
November 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I've voted for Mamdani every day since they opened the polls for early voting in October and I cannot wait to vote for him again tomorrow!
Socialism is so BACK, baby!!!
Socialism is so BACK, baby!!!