Tukach Shakur
@kachi.bsky.social
When I was 25, my hairline went to the store for a pack of cigarettes and never came.
I'm here for the jokes, but I build stuff, too: https://maskapp.co/users/7594333970293063680
I'm here for the jokes, but I build stuff, too: https://maskapp.co/users/7594333970293063680
I was reading an article about JFK's granddaughter having terminal cancer with only one more year left to live and this last paragraph hit me so hard. Keep in mind she's only 35.
You've got to be delusion beyond repair or have a deep aversion to evidence to think that karma is real because wtf
You've got to be delusion beyond repair or have a deep aversion to evidence to think that karma is real because wtf
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I was reading an article about JFK's granddaughter having terminal cancer with only one more year left to live and this last paragraph hit me so hard. Keep in mind she's only 35.
You've got to be delusion beyond repair or have a deep aversion to evidence to think that karma is real because wtf
You've got to be delusion beyond repair or have a deep aversion to evidence to think that karma is real because wtf
This is so cool. Gawd, this app is so fire
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This is so cool. Gawd, this app is so fire
Okay, who is running the NYT Games section and why have they been in their bag?
November 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Okay, who is running the NYT Games section and why have they been in their bag?
SOCIALISM SO FUCKING BACK, BABY!!!
Hell's Kitchen is no more. We calling it Halal's Kitchen from now on!!!!
Allahu Akbar to all my habibis!!!!
Hell's Kitchen is no more. We calling it Halal's Kitchen from now on!!!!
Allahu Akbar to all my habibis!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
SOCIALISM SO FUCKING BACK, BABY!!!
Hell's Kitchen is no more. We calling it Halal's Kitchen from now on!!!!
Allahu Akbar to all my habibis!!!!
Hell's Kitchen is no more. We calling it Halal's Kitchen from now on!!!!
Allahu Akbar to all my habibis!!!!
When is Staten Island going to sink into the Atlantic Ocean?
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
When is Staten Island going to sink into the Atlantic Ocean?
They told us that the MLB was dead. Okay, then wtf do you call the NBA?
November 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
They told us that the MLB was dead. Okay, then wtf do you call the NBA?
So basically, his mother found out she was pregnant and took Tylenol every day for 9 months?
September 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
So basically, his mother found out she was pregnant and took Tylenol every day for 9 months?
Was the NYT trying to be funny with this headline because why TF didn't Jesus take the wheel?
September 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Was the NYT trying to be funny with this headline because why TF didn't Jesus take the wheel?
I'm a decent man in the city of demons,
n****s be scheming 👍🏾, n****s be shooting 👉🏾.
Senseless violence, really so many reasons:
financial reasons 👍🏾, mental heath reasons 👉🏾
n****s be scheming 👍🏾, n****s be shooting 👉🏾.
Senseless violence, really so many reasons:
financial reasons 👍🏾, mental heath reasons 👉🏾
September 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I'm a decent man in the city of demons,
n****s be scheming 👍🏾, n****s be shooting 👉🏾.
Senseless violence, really so many reasons:
financial reasons 👍🏾, mental heath reasons 👉🏾
n****s be scheming 👍🏾, n****s be shooting 👉🏾.
Senseless violence, really so many reasons:
financial reasons 👍🏾, mental heath reasons 👉🏾
I remember there was a debate on Twitter a few years ago about whether it was the teacher's or the parents' responsibility to teach their kids how to read.
To everyone who said it was solely the teacher's responsibility: enjoy raising your dumbasses.
To everyone who said it was solely the teacher's responsibility: enjoy raising your dumbasses.
September 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I remember there was a debate on Twitter a few years ago about whether it was the teacher's or the parents' responsibility to teach their kids how to read.
To everyone who said it was solely the teacher's responsibility: enjoy raising your dumbasses.
To everyone who said it was solely the teacher's responsibility: enjoy raising your dumbasses.
September 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
How come y'all don't bodyshame DJ Khaled at the same level that y'all bodyshamed Lizzo? Because this is outrageous.
August 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
How come y'all don't bodyshame DJ Khaled at the same level that y'all bodyshamed Lizzo? Because this is outrageous.
The remake that America needs right now.
August 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The remake that America needs right now.
Okay, but why is this Chance album getting me emotional? Wtf is happening here?
August 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Okay, but why is this Chance album getting me emotional? Wtf is happening here?
Goddammit @nytimes.com, how much more of my time do you want?
August 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Goddammit @nytimes.com, how much more of my time do you want?
At this point, if your name is AMADOU DIALLO, you gotta get the hell out of NYC because wtf is going on??
August 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
At this point, if your name is AMADOU DIALLO, you gotta get the hell out of NYC because wtf is going on??
Just a reminder that many of us saw this coming a mile away.
August 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Just a reminder that many of us saw this coming a mile away.
It's incredible the way social media has made the majority of us worse people.
I can't imagine someone would ever say this to someone in-person just because they said something they disagreed with LMAO
I can't imagine someone would ever say this to someone in-person just because they said something they disagreed with LMAO
August 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It's incredible the way social media has made the majority of us worse people.
I can't imagine someone would ever say this to someone in-person just because they said something they disagreed with LMAO
I can't imagine someone would ever say this to someone in-person just because they said something they disagreed with LMAO
This comment is killing me lmaoooo
July 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This comment is killing me lmaoooo
Okay, but why has the @nytimes.com Games app been in their bag lately with these new features?
July 15, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Okay, but why has the @nytimes.com Games app been in their bag lately with these new features?
Okay, y'all are kind of in your bag with this update. Do a ranking for the NYT crossword next please @nytimes.com
June 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Okay, y'all are kind of in your bag with this update. Do a ranking for the NYT crossword next please @nytimes.com
The Mamdani haters gotta pick a side. They've been saying that "he can't do anything that he's proposing".
And okay, if that's so, then what exactly would business leaders need to be afraid of?
And okay, if that's so, then what exactly would business leaders need to be afraid of?
June 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The Mamdani haters gotta pick a side. They've been saying that "he can't do anything that he's proposing".
And okay, if that's so, then what exactly would business leaders need to be afraid of?
And okay, if that's so, then what exactly would business leaders need to be afraid of?