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justinfartlett.bsky.social
@justinfartlett.bsky.social
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Imagine a horse winning the Kentucky derby named osama bin laden
I have no brand loyalty. I swap between Coke and Pepsi at the drop of a hat. I let the wind tell me if I’m going to food city or Walmart. Nothing matters.
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the third highest rookie debut point total in NBA history. 📈
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NBA @nba.com · 9d
With 34 points tonight, 76ers G VJ Edgecombe scored the third most for a player in their career debut and the MOST SINCE Wilt Chamberlain in 1959 🤯

🔥 Wilt Chamberlain: 43 PTS (Oct. 24, 1959)
🔥 Frank Selvy: 35 PTS (Nov. 30, 1954)
🔥 VJ Edgecombe: 34 PTS in 2025 (tonight)
*eminem voice* I’m beginning to feel like a cat dog
Is Christian getting pissed because the lines are too long?
Y’all wanna parlay with me now that I’m captain of this vessel but where were you when I was swabbing the poop deck
See previous (im hurt again)
From ESPN's Tim Bontemps:

Philadelphia 76ers guard Jared McCain suffered a UCL tear in his right thumb during a workout today, sources told ESPN. He and the team are working with specialists to decide how they will proceed, sources said.
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🗣 WHATEVER THE HELL IT TAKES, TOPPER!
Dating someone who wears meundies is crazy it’s like damn you really were listening to podcasts in 2014
Guy who starts the fantasy football draft with a land acknowledgement
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reject modernity embrace tradition
I see the vision, get it on the menu and I’ll order 10
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wait, whats that? by gawd thats the devils entrance music!
Guy with a foot fetish who constantly crashes his car so the tow truck will come
Invented a new sandwich called the devils cigar which is just a flatbread rolled up with a bunch of pimento cheese and chili crisp. It’s fine
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The players with a clear message during warmups.
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I made my local newspaper last week, my band was mentioned in it this week. EEK! is on the rise!!
Sharks watching food porn be like oh my god I’m about to chum
Ate a single drop of red 40 and I’m hearing the voices again