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The roly poly little bat faced girl Paul Simon sang about
It’s a bad day for the dumb motherfuckers who complain in the comment section of local Patch articles on Facebook that their tiny little predominately white township “has been turning into North Philly” every time someone is caught shoplifting from Giant.
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It’s a bad day for the dumb motherfuckers who complain in the comment section of local Patch articles on Facebook that their tiny little predominately white township “has been turning into North Philly” every time someone is caught shoplifting from Giant.
This Snocaps album is so good. It scratches such an itch that can only be filled by slacker rock country fusion. It’s like Pavement impregnated Patsy Cline but Jeff Tweedy was also in the room for some reason? Idk man
October 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
This Snocaps album is so good. It scratches such an itch that can only be filled by slacker rock country fusion. It’s like Pavement impregnated Patsy Cline but Jeff Tweedy was also in the room for some reason? Idk man
LSU could do a lot worse things to Brian Kelly than just firing him. For example, they could make him go up on a scissor lift in the middle of hurricane season.
October 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
LSU could do a lot worse things to Brian Kelly than just firing him. For example, they could make him go up on a scissor lift in the middle of hurricane season.
VJ went up to Boston, dumped tea in the harbor, and burned down every Dunkin in the New England area. We’ve got ourselves a dawg
October 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
VJ went up to Boston, dumped tea in the harbor, and burned down every Dunkin in the New England area. We’ve got ourselves a dawg
I got a silly little Phillies ghost tattoo. It’s rightfully angry
October 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I got a silly little Phillies ghost tattoo. It’s rightfully angry
Anyone interested in a pair of tickets to see The Wonder Years at Underground Arts on Saturday? Willing to part for face value. Let me know, please.
October 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Anyone interested in a pair of tickets to see The Wonder Years at Underground Arts on Saturday? Willing to part for face value. Let me know, please.
Going to start posting TikToks every day of me working out in hopes of becoming a 36 year old Banana Ball player
October 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Going to start posting TikToks every day of me working out in hopes of becoming a 36 year old Banana Ball player
Trying so hard to fight the urge to say “we’re so back” but boy, don’t let us bring that series back to Philly. Saturday will be a bloodbath.
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Trying so hard to fight the urge to say “we’re so back” but boy, don’t let us bring that series back to Philly. Saturday will be a bloodbath.
Baseball is fucking stupid and I wish I didn’t love it so much
October 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Baseball is fucking stupid and I wish I didn’t love it so much
Kevin Patullo, have you considered looking for other opportunities
September 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Kevin Patullo, have you considered looking for other opportunities
As a one time former almost guest of Jimmy Kimmel Live, I will say he definitely didn’t deserve to go out like this. He’s a quality person, whether you like him or not. We are one step closer to full state run media.
September 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
As a one time former almost guest of Jimmy Kimmel Live, I will say he definitely didn’t deserve to go out like this. He’s a quality person, whether you like him or not. We are one step closer to full state run media.
Swung open the doors at Starbucks to pick up my wife’s mobile order and yelled “Go Birds, Dickheads” and no one even looked up from what they were doing. I am suburban trash.
September 15, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Swung open the doors at Starbucks to pick up my wife’s mobile order and yelled “Go Birds, Dickheads” and no one even looked up from what they were doing. I am suburban trash.
That 3.009 OPS though
September 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
That 3.009 OPS though
As someone whose college football allegiances lie with Mississippi State and Temple, it has been a miserable few years, but boy I am having fun today.
September 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
As someone whose college football allegiances lie with Mississippi State and Temple, it has been a miserable few years, but boy I am having fun today.
Good morning and more importantly, go birds
September 4, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Good morning and more importantly, go birds
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*cautiously getting out of my seat as a fly ball looks like it might have the distance*
August 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
*cautiously getting out of my seat as a fly ball looks like it might have the distance*
I am keeping my grandma locked in this cage until the Phillies win a game at Citi Field
August 27, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I am keeping my grandma locked in this cage until the Phillies win a game at Citi Field
One of my neighbors is a Detroit Lions fan and is really putting in the effort to make sure everyone knows
August 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
One of my neighbors is a Detroit Lions fan and is really putting in the effort to make sure everyone knows
I think a songwriter taking the approach of “I’m very depressed, but don’t take it from me. Here’s my cat’s point of view” is some of the best and boldest writing ever and it doesn’t get talked about enough.
Anyways, I really miss The Weakerthans
Anyways, I really miss The Weakerthans
August 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I think a songwriter taking the approach of “I’m very depressed, but don’t take it from me. Here’s my cat’s point of view” is some of the best and boldest writing ever and it doesn’t get talked about enough.
Anyways, I really miss The Weakerthans
Anyways, I really miss The Weakerthans
I cannot get over how funny it is every single time that Edwin Diaz points up like it’s a pop up on 400+ foot home runs. It’s the funniest thing in baseball
August 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I cannot get over how funny it is every single time that Edwin Diaz points up like it’s a pop up on 400+ foot home runs. It’s the funniest thing in baseball
If I had a dollar for every pitcher in the Phillies organization who has hit me with a pitch, I would now have $1
Phillies have signed righty reliever Lou Trivino to a minor-league deal, a source told The Athletic. Montco native who went to Slippery Rock. Pitched for Giants and Dodgers earlier this season.
August 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If I had a dollar for every pitcher in the Phillies organization who has hit me with a pitch, I would now have $1
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Jhoan Duran intro at Citizens Bank Park
August 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Jhoan Duran intro at Citizens Bank Park
