@justindallen.bsky.social
The roly poly little bat faced girl Paul Simon sang about
I got a silly little Phillies ghost tattoo. It’s rightfully angry
October 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I got a silly little Phillies ghost tattoo. It’s rightfully angry
That 3.009 OPS though
September 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
That 3.009 OPS though
I am keeping my grandma locked in this cage until the Phillies win a game at Citi Field
August 27, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I am keeping my grandma locked in this cage until the Phillies win a game at Citi Field
One of my neighbors is a Detroit Lions fan and is really putting in the effort to make sure everyone knows
August 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
One of my neighbors is a Detroit Lions fan and is really putting in the effort to make sure everyone knows
Putting together a slow pitch softball season that even Barry Bonds would be envious of
July 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Putting together a slow pitch softball season that even Barry Bonds would be envious of
RIP to the coolest motherfucker to ever put on a baseball uniform
June 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
RIP to the coolest motherfucker to ever put on a baseball uniform
Saquon today
April 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Saquon today
Taking a break from tariff talk:
Why does the combination of cheese and peanut butter work for these crackers but in no other recipe? Like this had to be an accident, right?
Why does the combination of cheese and peanut butter work for these crackers but in no other recipe? Like this had to be an accident, right?
April 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Taking a break from tariff talk:
Why does the combination of cheese and peanut butter work for these crackers but in no other recipe? Like this had to be an accident, right?
Why does the combination of cheese and peanut butter work for these crackers but in no other recipe? Like this had to be an accident, right?
The Lonnie to the Sixers prophecy has been fulfilled
February 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The Lonnie to the Sixers prophecy has been fulfilled
Little Pete gets it
February 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Little Pete gets it
For your viewing pleasure, here are two photos of me long ago wearing Notre Dame gear
January 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
For your viewing pleasure, here are two photos of me long ago wearing Notre Dame gear
Tried going to the Flyers game today but saw Mickvei Mousekov instead
December 28, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Tried going to the Flyers game today but saw Mickvei Mousekov instead
Getting some extremely targeted ads this morning
December 25, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Getting some extremely targeted ads this morning
…….and we’re off
December 10, 2024 at 5:35 PM
…….and we’re off
My annual list of top albums of the year that no one asked for
December 6, 2024 at 7:56 PM
My annual list of top albums of the year that no one asked for
Just dad stuff
December 4, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Just dad stuff
My mother in law just brought this mug back to the dinner table and said she thought it was a cute Halloween mug
November 28, 2024 at 11:51 PM
My mother in law just brought this mug back to the dinner table and said she thought it was a cute Halloween mug