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junjidevito.bsky.social
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34 he/they bi and poly. Historical materialist. Dogshit at fighting games and roguelikes. Fix your hearts or die.
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My gf has finished a trailer for the classicvania she's been developing for the past couple of months:

youtu.be/3FFlQGmSL_Q?...
Lady Dracula Teaser Trailer - CRT Filter
YouTube video by Goth Donut Games
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Austin Powers character who establishes the main antagonist 15 minutes into the movie and is never mentioned again
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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men, LISTEN up. you dont need to have huge bulging muscles, a Ferrari, or be a millionaire for women to like you. You need to put frozen turkeys directly into boiling oil
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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happy ten year anniversary to my favourite fighting game post of all time
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Trent Reznor 7 tracks into The Downward Spiral:
Hey man, thanks for stopping by, you're about to witness a great becoming!
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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wrapping up production on background art for stages / levels in my Castlevania-like "Lady Dracula"

this is a scene from the Library stage. the library is aesthetically inspired by Keeper libraries from the Thief series
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Indie devs should just start slapping a big banner or something on their Steam page, etc. that says “this game was made by humans and absolutely no AI tools were used.”

I genuinely think it will pay off more and more.
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Use the Mic to Radicalise Luigi
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
We are basically ruled by psychopaths who intend to poison and kill as many of us as possible because they think our labor can be automated
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Hot-Foot-It into the Volca- Oh My God They Actually Jumped in I Thought it Was Obvious That I Was Joking
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This man is the 21st century's Julius Streicher, and I will never stop saying this until he's treated as such
Meanwhile researchers have found that Grokipedia cites Stormfront 42 times, VDare 107 times, among other racist sources. Oh, and it prefers the term ‘advancement of peoples of European descent’ to ‘white nationalist’.
www.nbcnews.com/tech/elon-mu...
Elon Musk’s Grokipedia cites Stormfront — a neo-Nazi forum — dozens of times, study finds
An analysis by researchers at Cornell University is the first comprehensive look at Grokipedia since Musk launched his project last month.
www.nbcnews.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
At least over the past year if not sooner, yes.
You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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Its very funny to me that the day a right wing capitalist president suggested executing the opposing party, all the centrists on here decided to spend 10 hours shrieking about hallucinated internet communists
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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started taking beta blockers. so I don’t have to read your posts
August 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Honestly the Deserter fucking cooked when he came up with "liberast"
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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One of the problems with bluesky is that it's so US-centric that liberals start revealing their inner sociopathy without pushback
I hate this sort of meme.

“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”

Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Liberals think the tragedy of First They Came is that one person (the narrator) can be so severely punished just for doing the right thing
If he ends up being the Democrat on the presidential ticket in 2028, you would rather vote republican or not vote at all because of this issue?? That’s the million dollar question. Not the hill I would die on and def not worth losing an election over!
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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DUDE FAT DRACKY
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
If you have the correct level of admiration for billionaires and Amerikan politicians (zero) then it is virtually impossible to be shocked or let down by the Epstein files
I want to lay down a few markers here for folks as the clock starts ticking down to the release of the Epstein Files.

1) You are going to learn about a lot more disgusting and sickening things people said, joked about and maybe even did. You will likely be disappointed in someone you had admired
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Happy International Men's Day to all of the men who already know there's an International Men's Day and don't just publicly sob about its imagined absence on International Women's Day
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
November 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Longest wettest fart noise you've ever heard in your life
ICE should be cracking down on the cartels, not our communities.

ICE should be deporting gang members, not small business owners.

ICE should be hunting down human traffickers, not moms and babies.
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This is probably how it felt to say "Dragon Quest" instead of "Dragon Warrior" prior to 2005
November 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM