Julian Americanus
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Julian Americanus
@julianimperatorus.bsky.social
Emperor of the United States, High King of the Known Worlds, King of 1987 and the North, Hipster Lord of the 'Muricani

I will have 335 million co-Emperors, or I will be the Emperor. I will bend no knee and swear no oath to any other end.
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I hope people understand that if Trump gets his way America will soon be part of the global axis of evil if we aren't already. You see it in the Caribbean, you see it in Ukraine, and you see it with Trump trying to buddy up to Xi. We are a malevolent force.
December 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
A human being would notice that feeling and realize, with shame, what she had put other people through herself. A decent person wouldn’t have needed it to happen to them first.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I sent those deaths threats directly to him in a text message & informed him of what his name calling & words were doing - it was a direct assassination threat on my son. And he was extremely - I won't repeat what he said - but it was extremely unkind. No sympathy. No care"
December 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Style guide:

Alina Habba is not STEPPING DOWN.

She is ending her unlawful charade that she is US Attorney.
December 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
She did not “resign.” “Resign” implies she had the job. She quit trying to break the law by impersonating a US Attorney. That’s what she did.
December 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Chris is right: they’re killing people to score points on Twitter. Hegseth must be impeached. Trump must be impeached.
They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Think about this. Really think: even just the *accusations* the GOP made against Hunter Biden don’t begin to compare to the open corruption of the criminal Trump regime.

And then think about how they accused Democrats of being in the #EpsteinFiles.
December 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Hot take: I like “strong floor, no ceiling.” Building a ceiling leads to people trying to break through, no thought of what to do after that. Tax the crap out of progressively higher income levels, but there’s always got to be higher to go. It’s just how too many humans are built. Harness it. (1/3)
December 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
People looking for God in the machine is going to be a problem. Tarot, runes, dice- oracles “work” on the idea that a supernatural force influences the output. People are going to look at the black box of an LLM and think they can hear the voice of the gods. (1/2)
December 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I’m the Emperor and, with deep sorrow, I endorse this message.
Fuck you if you support him.
Trump on Minnesota's Somali community: "They contribute nothing. I don't want them in our country, I'll be honest with you."
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Donald Trump’s brain is melting down before our eyes. Dementia and a sense of invincibility is a heady drug, but the eventual crash is hard. He is going to burn the entire Republican Party to ash if they let him. And it looks like they will. Hell! They’ll burn thanking him for the privilege.
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Go get ‘em Tennessee! #Vote Democratic Party. It’s the only way to stand up to the men currently destroying this country. #VoteBlue
December 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
You wonder Trump and his MAGAts keep confessing? It’s because a confession without consequence is a boast. They’re bragging about what they’re doing, and they’ll keep doing so until the Supreme Court gives them a consequence that stings. 1/2
November 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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“To believe anything about Epstein coming from Trump and his cronies requires a complete suspension of common sense, which is why it’s good to remember that the simplest explanation is often the correct one: they’re lying.” — @justinglawe.bsky.social
MAGA's Epstein gaslighting is unsustainable
To believe anything they say requires a complete suspension of common sense.
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November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Trump is not leaving willingly. Period. Accept that. But he’s (hopefully) too stupid to understand how important the 2026 election is to him. Vote Democrat. Take the House and the Senate so Trump can be impeached when he tries to rig/call off/whatever stupid crap the 2028 election.
Trump posts an image of him holding a sign that reads, “Trump 2028, yes!”
November 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Please, Rian. We need this!
Rian Johnson Responds After Fans Clamor For The Next 'Knives Out' Movie To Star The Muppets
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November 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
That right there is the truth of the Republican Party: “ordinary folks.” Trump and his ilk think they are so much better than everybody else. And it’s not just racism, homophobia etc. In their eyes, the best a poor white man can be is: “ordinary folks.” As opposed to them, our supposed “betters”. 🤮
Hassett: "On one of the Sunday shows, the anchor criticized the fact Walmart said the Thanksgiving dinner is cheaper by about $10. Then he said, 'Oh yeah, but they substituted generic stuff,' as if having a generic something is a crime for ordinary folks! It shows how out of touch these people are."
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Now, son of Joe-El: Kneel before Charlie Brown!
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
You're too short for that gesture, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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To the six Democratic lawmakers who made that beautiful video reminding our military members of their duty and obligation to NOT obey illegal orders, I say this:

Make MORE of them.
November 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The mad king has reached, “Burn them all” stage. Donald Trump must be impeached, immediately. Trust me, America- we do NOT want to watch the most powerful man in the world crash out. He will do his best to take us all with him. Impeach him now House. Convict him now Senate.
🚨 Trump calls for the death of Democratic senators and representatives who produced a video advising members of the military and intelligence communities not to follow illegal orders:
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Once again- Trump does something that in any functional version of the United States would see him impeached by sunset. And once again- the Republican Party will do nothing. Disgusting. Pathetic.
Trump calls for Democratic members of Congress to be hanged
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Random thought: what absolute maniac invented the zipper? Like, there’s a lot stuff I think, “why’d that take so long to dream up?” But the zipper? In a world without zippers? It’s amazing we have them now. #DeepThoughts
November 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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"TERRIBLE THINGS ARE HAPPENING OUTSIDE. AT ANYTIME OF NIGHT AND DAY POOR HELPLESS PEOPLE ARE BEING DRAGGED OUT OF THEIR HOMES"

- ANNE FRANK, 01/13/1943
November 19, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I got a little shaky on #HazbinHotel season two in the middle there, but these last two episodes really brought it home. This is a truly beautiful show. My highest of recommendations.
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I’m not sure which is more disgusting: Trump’s “Quiet, Piggy,” or the fact that all the journalists on that plane haven’t gotten together and submitted a joint note of protest to the White House.
November 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM