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Juan to Suck Your Blood

@juan.mywasteofspace.com

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I can only promise you good takes (mostly about HORROR movies) 🦇 SPOOKY Sandwich Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/juan.mywasteofspace.com/feed/aaansno74tefw https://letterboxd.com/juaninja

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 5d

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 21h

forgive me but i'm going back to problematic behavior

overwatch competitive role queue, seven wins and zero losses, all this evening

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 1h

how about a foldable phone that flips open to a physical keyboard

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 5h

Wow private equity strikes again I guess 😡

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Nick Kapur @nickkapur.bsky.social · 12h

"Person waiting for a friend to finish tying their shoes"

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Nick Kapur @nickkapur.bsky.social · 18h

"Person standing next to the principal at graduation (in charge of handing the principal the diplomas)"

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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 22h

Will never get over how this place is like 1/2 roll deep social media veterans and 1/2 like people who have the commenting style of an Iowa PTA Facebook page.

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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 11h

Ralph fiennes in red dragon with the back tattoo and a speech bubble

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Nick Kapur @nickkapur.bsky.social · 18h

"That black suit in your closet that you only wear to funerals"

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 9h

it's like they made an entire movie out of only the boring parts

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 12h

After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion

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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 1d

RICHARDS! I BID THEE A HAPPY HALLOWEEN! FOR IT WILL BE…YOUR LAST!

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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · Dec 14

It’s time for a Bond who says “uh oh spaghetti-os” twice in every scene.

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 1d

gonna code an app view that hides all baseball posts

other sports are fine

Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · Sep 30

I'll mute every individual baseball player's name if that's what it takes 🫡

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Brian Brian Brian @heythisisbrian.bsky.social · 2d

It’s his day.

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 1d

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 1d

do you die each time you go through a transporter

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Juan to Suck Your Blood @juan.mywasteofspace.com · 1d

lotta people with intense persecution complexes on this webbed site

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Paul Frazee @pfrazee.com · 1d

I actually did major in the humanities so that apparently doesn’t help

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David Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 1d

love this scene in the movie

Nintendo Metro @nintendometro.bsky.social · 1d

Big Boss
'Super Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back'
Super Nintendo

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Elizabeth Zelle @kohizeri.bsky.social · 2d

On Saints Row we had a debug npc named Skinballs (lol) that was literally just four spheres wrapped in different shades of skin texture so we could test lighting for different skin tones during development. But teams need to plan for that kind of testing with intentionality, and not enough do.