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Jamie Claus
@jrtoastyman.com
Dad. Husband. Ally. Lawyer. Disney. #DisSky S.E.A. Star Wars. TouringPlans. STL. Cheese. Anti-Kale. Raconteur. Cephalopods. Stone-skipping. Cryptozoology. BBQ. EDM. Biohacking. He/Him.

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It is once again time for DisTwitter (RIP) Secret Santa! Now spread over Twitter/X, Threads and Bluesky, come one and come all for a gift exchange with your fellow Disney fans! Click for details!

P.S. Please share, report, etc. to get the word out!

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Mother fucker I'm out. Tiktok got me for real this time 🤦‍♂️ best of luck to those of you still going!

#whamageddon
December 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Reminder to all of you doing this year's #DisneyFanExchange -- make sure you've checked your draw and you're getting your gift out on time!
December 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Huge thanks to @megadis13.dissky.com for my #DisneyFanExchange gifts, you nailed it! Can't wait to give the mug and cheese knives a test run, and the book is such a cute touch! Thank you and have an amazing holiday season!
December 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Introducing Vesper, the newest member of the family!

Side note: anyone have any tips on photographing a black cat? 😂
December 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Had a wonderful time at the Holiday Lodge pop up at the Four Seasons, capped off by an amazing dinner at Gordon Ramsay's place!
December 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The USA has never been perfect, but I've always at least felt like we were "the good guys." Between this and [gestures around vaguely], I'm genuinely having a tough time feeling that these days. Ugh

www.cnn.com/2025/12/05/p...
Exclusive: Boat at center of double-tap strike controversy was meeting vessel headed to Suriname, admiral told lawmakers | CNN Politics
The alleged drug traffickers killed by the US military in a strike on September 2 were heading to link up with another, larger vessel that was bound for Suriname — a small South American country east ...
www.cnn.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
So last night, I was on Tiktok and Last Christmas came on. A torrent of profanity followed. But then, as I continued to listen, I realized it was a remix. Whew, disaster averted!

#Whamageddon
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
What mother fucker scheduled a work zoom at 3:30 on a Friday?

Me. I am that mother fucker.

Because it really needed to happen and that was the only time that made sense.

And yet, I remain full of regret...
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Feeloing this deeply in 2025
December 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I hate when I linger over an ad for some absurd product on tiktok out of morbid curiosity, and the algorithm is like, "you clearly love this, so you're going to see it every third video for the foreseeable future 🫡"
December 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Walked into the office Christmas party and immediately heard George Michael. I gave that company the best years of my life, and this is how they repay me.

#Whamageddon
December 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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My gift is sent I don't know my person but I've done my Disley duty 🙌 @jrtoastyman.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
🎶🎶
Frosty the Snowman,
Has a lot of 'splainin' to dooooo...
🎶🎶
Samsung News
‘Frosty the Snowman’ voice actor Jackie Vernon exposed by son for having 3 secret families
www.samsung-news.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Umm, it was a lyric from a little ditty called The Star Spangled Banner. For reasons I can't begin to understand, I was singing "who'd brought stripes and brought stars" for years. Learned the song when very young and not really thinking about the lyrics, and then I was just on autopilot, I guess🤷‍♂️
What is the most meaningful lyric you misheard for years?
December 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Question: what is the cut-off for "modern" or "contemporary" Christmas music? It has dawned on me that a lot of Xmas songs that I think of as "modern" rather than "traditional" are actually like 40 years old lol
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Don Jr wants cocaine measured in “Freedom Scoops.”
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Obviously can't get out of the car just yet, gotta wait for, well, you know...
December 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I wonder if they were like, "It's a boy!!!," when they finally extracted him 🤔
American Student Ends Up Trapped in Giant Vagina Sculpture
Firefighters embarked on an "extraordinary rescue mission" when an American exchange student got his leg trapped inside a giant vagina sculpture.
www.nbcnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
ChatGPT is uniquely awful at legal research. Sending your lawyer your AI-generated "analysis" is not helpful. It's also not admissible, nor is it even evidence. Please stop.
December 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Good afternoon to everyone except the people behind kale and Lane Kiffin.
December 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Just setting this here...
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
December 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I saw Wicked: For Good last night, and one of my biggest takeaways from the show was how wrong this "Wicked Witch of the East, bro" dude was

youtu.be/uznUlgpKBzE?...
THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!
YouTube video by Austin Parrish
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December 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM