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Dad. Husband. Ally. Lawyer. Disney. #DisSky S.E.A. Star Wars. TouringPlans. STL. Cheese. Anti-Kale. Raconteur. Cephalopods. Stone-skipping. Cryptozoology. BBQ. EDM. Biohacking. He/Him. https://linktr.ee/jrtoastyman

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🦇 Count Jamie 🦇 @jrtoastyman.com · Dec 26

I need a new pinned post, so here goes. I mostly post about #Disney parks, Star Wars, STL Stuff ⚜️, travel, anything I find funny, great food and wine, legal stuff, Mizzou sports, STL Cardinals, KC Chiefs, human rights, and blue politics. If you're into any of that, too, give a dude a follow!

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🦇 Count Jamie 🦇 @jrtoastyman.com · 9h

Anyone else wondering what bodies were buried -- figuratively or maybe literally -- in the East Wing of the White House that are now gone forever? I don't want to go all tin foil hat, but it wasn't supposed to be touched at all until it was abruptly razed instead without notice... 🤔

🦇 Count Jamie 🦇 @jrtoastyman.com · 16h

Hey media, can we get more coverage of this #LouvreHeist? I haven't felt this alive since Kate Middleton went missing and I need something to fill my internet-sleuthing needs. TIA

🦇 Count Jamie 🦇 @jrtoastyman.com · 1d

I need to install an underdeck drainage system for a small (8x10) deck, including a gutter to route the water away from the house. Anyone ever done this and is it DIY friendly? It seems doable, but maybe I'm underthinking it. Sloping seems the biggest challenge. Thoughts?

🦇 Count Jamie 🦇 @jrtoastyman.com · 2d

Add the $250M being spent on that stupid ballroom, and that's nearly half a billion dollars that could probably do a ton of good for this country... 🙄

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 2d

Breaking News: President Trump wants $230 million from the Justice Department for investigating him, people familiar with the matter say. Any settlement might ultimately be approved by senior department officials who defended him or those in his orbit. nyti.ms/4hmIi5X

🦇 Count Jamie 🦇 @jrtoastyman.com · 2d

Narrator: "he would not, in fact, give that money to charity..."

🦇 Count Jamie 🦇 @jrtoastyman.com · 2d

I guess he's technically correct in that it's not really a secret at this point?

Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 2d

i mean the MAIN headline is bad enough

but the subhead really finishes the job

Graham Platner says ‘I am not a secret Nazi’ after photos of his tattoo emerge
A former acquaintance of the Maine Senate candidate said he called the tattoo ‘my Totenkopf,’ referring to a symbol adopted by a Nazi SS unit

🦇 Count Jamie 🦇 @jrtoastyman.com · 2d

I don't know who needs to hear this, but not everyone needs to be an influencer or have a social media "brand." Existing on these platforms purely to follow content that interests you, share your thoughts, and/or engage with friends and like-minded people is totally fine.

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🦇 Count Jamie 🦇 @jrtoastyman.com · 2d

Have frog suit, will travel, I guess 🛫

Screenshot of headline: Alaska Airlines to start non-stop service from St. Louis to Portland

🦇 Count Jamie 🦇 @jrtoastyman.com · 3d

In fairness, I won some Kraft Pumpkin Pie Mac and Cheese several years ago, and it was better than it sounds. If someone offered you pasta in a rich cheese sauce seasoned with nutmeg, cinnamon, and cloves on a crisp fall day, you might be intruiged. But as presented, it doesn't sound great lol

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🦇 Count Jamie 🦇 @jrtoastyman.com · 3d

JFC no

🦇 Count Jamie 🦇 @jrtoastyman.com · 3d

I have, but it's been a while, had forgotten about that one! Good call!

🦇 Count Jamie 🦇 @jrtoastyman.com · 3d

So, I find myself in the mood to watch a good heist movie tonight for, you know, no particular reason. Any recs? I love the Oceans 11 series, so something in that vein would be great, but I also enjoy a good documentary. Whatcha got?

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🦇 Count Jamie 🦇 @jrtoastyman.com · 3d

Why is being a complete asshole such an important component of the MAGA movement? It's her wedding. It's her day. Just leave it at home for this one day FFS

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🦇 Count Jamie 🦇 @jrtoastyman.com · 3d

OK, who's ready?

#LouvreHeist

movie picture for "Broad Daylight Brazen: The Louvre Heist" coming soon to Netflix, featuring that detective with a fedora and umbrella

🦇 Count Jamie 🦇 @jrtoastyman.com · 3d

Ok NYT, please fix this login problem so I don't lose my #Wordle streak...

🦇 Count Jamie 🦇 @jrtoastyman.com · 4d

I hear ya, it was not ideal. I'll add that request

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 5d

So no terrorism then?

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🦇 Count Jamie 🦇 @jrtoastyman.com · 5d

Seeing these huge crowds at #NoKings rallies all over the country is SENDING ME 🥰

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🦇 Count Jamie 🦇 @jrtoastyman.com · 6d

Long story short, show of hands if you accidentally ate someone's leftover burger tonight because you thought it was an hors d'oeuvre? 🙋‍♂️

Just me? Cool, cool...

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🦇 Count Jamie 🦇 @jrtoastyman.com · 6d

Xmas will be here before we know it, so I wanted to gauge interest for another round of what was once #DisTwitterSecretSanta. It's not quite the same with people spread over so many platforms, but if there's enough interest, I'll do it again. Please chime in, thanks!

#DisSky

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🦇 Count Jamie 🦇 @jrtoastyman.com · 6d

I was just thinking about this myself, I was going to put something out to gauge interest. I would like to, but people seem even more scattered about than last year. Watch here for updates!

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🦇 Count Jamie 🦇 @jrtoastyman.com · 7d

In times like this where so much divides us, I'm so glad that we as a society can agree that that Caillou kid fucking sucks...

🦇 Count Jamie 🦇 @jrtoastyman.com · 8d

Yep!

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🦇 Count Jamie 🦇 @jrtoastyman.com · 8d

I'm a middle aged bald man. Please just give me this.

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🦇 Count Jamie 🦇 @jrtoastyman.com · 8d

Show of hands if you just got an entire wheel of Rogue River Blue Cheese delivered to your house today? 🙋‍♂️

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An entire freaking wheel of Rogue River Blue Cheese sitting on a white countertop

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