Jamie
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Launched the app to play Wordle but it opened to Strands and I accidentally played that first
So basically, the day is ruined.
So basically, the day is ruined.
February 18, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Launched the app to play Wordle but it opened to Strands and I accidentally played that first
So basically, the day is ruined.
So basically, the day is ruined.
If you claim to support democracy but are pushing the SAVE Act -- which makes voting harder for huge swaths of people -- you don’t support democracy. You support power.
February 17, 2026 at 7:24 PM
If you claim to support democracy but are pushing the SAVE Act -- which makes voting harder for huge swaths of people -- you don’t support democracy. You support power.
Came downstairs to find that one of the cats jumped into the pantry and knocked all of the dog's treats onto the floor for her. I blame Remy, those two are thick as thieves...
February 17, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Came downstairs to find that one of the cats jumped into the pantry and knocked all of the dog's treats onto the floor for her. I blame Remy, those two are thick as thieves...
I know people love to dunk on the Brentwood Promenade parking lot as the worst parking lot in St Louis, if not the world, but let's not sleep on the parking garage at the Foundry.
February 15, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I know people love to dunk on the Brentwood Promenade parking lot as the worst parking lot in St Louis, if not the world, but let's not sleep on the parking garage at the Foundry.
Umm, it's a hot dog. Degree of difficulty is already pretty low.
February 14, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Umm, it's a hot dog. Degree of difficulty is already pretty low.
I have some of these glasses, love them.
I do not want them to have this feature. Eww.
I do not want them to have this feature. Eww.
February 13, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I have some of these glasses, love them.
I do not want them to have this feature. Eww.
I do not want them to have this feature. Eww.
Nothing on the internet matches the confidence of an old white dude simping for an AI-generated 22-year-old and thinking, “she wants me."
February 13, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Nothing on the internet matches the confidence of an old white dude simping for an AI-generated 22-year-old and thinking, “she wants me."
They caught the Starbucks drive-through killer and linked him to other crimes because he wore the same bright yellow construction vest and hard hat when committing those, too.
I’m not a criminal, but if I were, I’d probably avoid the outfit specifically designed to draw attention to myself.
I’m not a criminal, but if I were, I’d probably avoid the outfit specifically designed to draw attention to myself.
February 12, 2026 at 2:53 PM
They caught the Starbucks drive-through killer and linked him to other crimes because he wore the same bright yellow construction vest and hard hat when committing those, too.
I’m not a criminal, but if I were, I’d probably avoid the outfit specifically designed to draw attention to myself.
I’m not a criminal, but if I were, I’d probably avoid the outfit specifically designed to draw attention to myself.
Story time! So, it's like 11 pm a few nights ago, and I hear two clear knocks on the back door.
I thought I imagined it at first, but the dog alerted to it and ran to the back door, so I know it was real.
1/8
I thought I imagined it at first, but the dog alerted to it and ran to the back door, so I know it was real.
1/8
February 10, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Story time! So, it's like 11 pm a few nights ago, and I hear two clear knocks on the back door.
I thought I imagined it at first, but the dog alerted to it and ran to the back door, so I know it was real.
1/8
I thought I imagined it at first, but the dog alerted to it and ran to the back door, so I know it was real.
1/8
Ghislaine Maxwell offering to testify to clear Trump, but only in exchange for clemency.
A fantastic deal for the two to them.
A deeply unserious one for anyone who cares about the truth.
What a time to be alive.
A fantastic deal for the two to them.
A deeply unserious one for anyone who cares about the truth.
What a time to be alive.
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell offering to testify to clear Trump, but only in exchange for clemency.
A fantastic deal for the two to them.
A deeply unserious one for anyone who cares about the truth.
What a time to be alive.
A fantastic deal for the two to them.
A deeply unserious one for anyone who cares about the truth.
What a time to be alive.
Be wary of anyone who’s really into “uncensored” or “no-guardrails” AI.
Usually tells you more about the user than the tool.
Usually tells you more about the user than the tool.
February 9, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Be wary of anyone who’s really into “uncensored” or “no-guardrails” AI.
Usually tells you more about the user than the tool.
Usually tells you more about the user than the tool.
Wasn’t sure i’d be able to get into the olympics this year. It's a weird time to be an American.
Thankfully, watching people from all over the country with totally different backgrounds work their whole lives to be amazing at something they care about is still pretty awesome. 😊
Thankfully, watching people from all over the country with totally different backgrounds work their whole lives to be amazing at something they care about is still pretty awesome. 😊
February 8, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Wasn’t sure i’d be able to get into the olympics this year. It's a weird time to be an American.
Thankfully, watching people from all over the country with totally different backgrounds work their whole lives to be amazing at something they care about is still pretty awesome. 😊
Thankfully, watching people from all over the country with totally different backgrounds work their whole lives to be amazing at something they care about is still pretty awesome. 😊
The algorithm knows me well...
February 7, 2026 at 4:04 PM
The algorithm knows me well...
Me, Day 1 of the Olympics: “Wait, these figure skating moves are different? They all look the same to me.”
Me, by the end of the Olympics: “YOU CALL THAT A LUTZ?? C’MON, MAN.”
Me, by the end of the Olympics: “YOU CALL THAT A LUTZ?? C’MON, MAN.”
February 6, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Me, Day 1 of the Olympics: “Wait, these figure skating moves are different? They all look the same to me.”
Me, by the end of the Olympics: “YOU CALL THAT A LUTZ?? C’MON, MAN.”
Me, by the end of the Olympics: “YOU CALL THAT A LUTZ?? C’MON, MAN.”
Reposted by Jamie
The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring
![To:
Jeffrey Epstein[jeevacation@gmail.com]
From:
Sent:
Wed 7/15/2009 1:56:13 AM
Subject:
Re: florida visit?
good typing!
oh well, looks like it's a long flight anyhow... edmonton is so far away from EVERYTHING.
On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 7:49 PM, Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com>
wrote:
i am tied up until aug
On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 9:41 PM,
wrote:
You planted a seed with your invite today. I have next Wed thru Sunday off (July 22-26), my last vacation for months.
I was going to take polo lessons in Calgary but I (DON'T) think my body can handle it! I pull a muscle every time, and I'm starting to realize my budding polo career might have to take a back seat to my actual job.
think
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February 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring
I just learned there’s a cheese conveyor belt restaurant right by my hotel on an upcoming trip.
This is either going to be the best or worst thing to ever happen to me.
This is either going to be the best or worst thing to ever happen to me.
February 5, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I just learned there’s a cheese conveyor belt restaurant right by my hotel on an upcoming trip.
This is either going to be the best or worst thing to ever happen to me.
This is either going to be the best or worst thing to ever happen to me.
A wintery mix with a high in the 60s is the most St. Louis forecast imaginable
February 5, 2026 at 1:33 PM
A wintery mix with a high in the 60s is the most St. Louis forecast imaginable
Anyone done this Le Petit Chef thing? Looks like a cool experience, but also has the potential to be a little gimmicky.
Is the food any good?
Is the food any good?
February 5, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Anyone done this Le Petit Chef thing? Looks like a cool experience, but also has the potential to be a little gimmicky.
Is the food any good?
Is the food any good?
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February 4, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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Wrapping up a hearing where the judge didn't actually sanction opposing counsel today, but did direct him to choose how he should be sanctioned if he doesn't comply with today's order.
Where my brain went
Where my brain went
a close up of a man 's face with the words `` the stay puft marshmallow man '' written below it .
Alt: Ray from Ghostbuster's face with the words `` the stay puft marshmallow man '' written below it .
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February 4, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Wrapping up a hearing where the judge didn't actually sanction opposing counsel today, but did direct him to choose how he should be sanctioned if he doesn't comply with today's order.
Where my brain went
Where my brain went
Reenactment of what my sheet does seconds after I fall asleep.
a little girl in a white shirt is playing on an orange slide
Alt: a little girl waves before disappearing from view as she slide down an orange slide
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Reenactment of what my sheet does seconds after I fall asleep.
It's hard for me to imagine a world where I was so bored that I scrolled my LinkedIn feed looking for stuff to read.
February 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
It's hard for me to imagine a world where I was so bored that I scrolled my LinkedIn feed looking for stuff to read.
2026 feels like Groundhog Day, except instead of learning something like Bill Murray, we somehow keep lowering the bar.
February 2, 2026 at 2:03 PM
2026 feels like Groundhog Day, except instead of learning something like Bill Murray, we somehow keep lowering the bar.
An "unprecedented political war chest" for someone who can’t run for office again?
Noted.
Noted.
February 1, 2026 at 2:52 PM
An "unprecedented political war chest" for someone who can’t run for office again?
Noted.
Noted.
I love creative, outside-of-the-box cuisine as much as anyone, but there's a lot to be said for taking a classic like lasagna and just executing it perfectly.
January 31, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I love creative, outside-of-the-box cuisine as much as anyone, but there's a lot to be said for taking a classic like lasagna and just executing it perfectly.