Imitation Leatherman
@jpeghotdog77.bsky.social
What’s in name?
I can help you keep your plants alive.
I can help you keep your plants alive.
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wtf is wrong w/ me I meet a nice lady and all I can wonder is if she’s undercover.
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It takes about 500 angry men with baseball bats and tire irons in any given city in the United States to end fascism.
December 5, 2025 at 7:43 AM
It takes about 500 angry men with baseball bats and tire irons in any given city in the United States to end fascism.
All praise to the good congresswoman!
Rep. Crockett’s Statement on the Supreme Court’s Ruling on Texas’s 2026 Map
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
All praise to the good congresswoman!
…and that’s how I became a sex-shop window washer…
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
…and that’s how I became a sex-shop window washer…
I love how glitchy my phone gets when I talk shit on basic bitches like Kash Patel.
December 5, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I love how glitchy my phone gets when I talk shit on basic bitches like Kash Patel.
wtf is wrong w/ me I meet a nice lady and all I can wonder is if she’s undercover.
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
wtf is wrong w/ me I meet a nice lady and all I can wonder is if she’s undercover.
@cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy @nbcnews.com #ABC @cnn.com
STOP LETTING THESE FUCKS LIE TO US. Just because they de-fanged the FCC doesn’t mean you abandon standards. Fuck alla yall!
STOP LETTING THESE FUCKS LIE TO US. Just because they de-fanged the FCC doesn’t mean you abandon standards. Fuck alla yall!
It’s always fun to see the clips of the Sunday political shows because you get to go “yep the news lets people lie to them for an hour and airs it”
November 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
@cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy @nbcnews.com #ABC @cnn.com
STOP LETTING THESE FUCKS LIE TO US. Just because they de-fanged the FCC doesn’t mean you abandon standards. Fuck alla yall!
STOP LETTING THESE FUCKS LIE TO US. Just because they de-fanged the FCC doesn’t mean you abandon standards. Fuck alla yall!
The person who gets Trump out of office will forever be hailed as an American hero.
In the last week, Donald Trump has called for the murder of Congressional Democrats and threatened to unilaterally declare an invasion of Venezuela.
If Congressional Republicans followed the Constitution, both of these would be removable offenses. But, they’re loyal to Trump, not the constitution.
If Congressional Republicans followed the Constitution, both of these would be removable offenses. But, they’re loyal to Trump, not the constitution.
November 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The person who gets Trump out of office will forever be hailed as an American hero.
Hey @taskrabbit.bsky.social I’ve been signed up for about a week now to work and I’m getting nothing. If I don’t get work soon I’m bailing on this app and I want my background check money back. Stop promising work right away if you’re can’t deliver.
November 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Hey @taskrabbit.bsky.social I’ve been signed up for about a week now to work and I’m getting nothing. If I don’t get work soon I’m bailing on this app and I want my background check money back. Stop promising work right away if you’re can’t deliver.
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America might be shitty, but at least it's expensive too
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
America might be shitty, but at least it's expensive too
Just so everyone knows my dog is finally cool with taking a dump on a walk.
That is all.
That is all.
November 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Just so everyone knows my dog is finally cool with taking a dump on a walk.
That is all.
That is all.
My roses would disagree.
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My roses would disagree.
If your friends are making bad art, writing bad poetry, creating terrible music or just plain awful dance let them know. Stop blowing smoke up your friends asses under the guise of support. If it sucks, it sucks. Hold your friends to a higher standard. Show them you love them with honesty.
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
If your friends are making bad art, writing bad poetry, creating terrible music or just plain awful dance let them know. Stop blowing smoke up your friends asses under the guise of support. If it sucks, it sucks. Hold your friends to a higher standard. Show them you love them with honesty.
New Fangsgiving jam.
Caught with the Meat in Your Mouth
YouTube video by Dead Boys - Topic
youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
New Fangsgiving jam.
November 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It’s no longer thanksgiving.
It’s Fangsgiving. Don’t take no shit today.
It’s Fangsgiving. Don’t take no shit today.
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It’s no longer thanksgiving.
It’s Fangsgiving. Don’t take no shit today.
It’s Fangsgiving. Don’t take no shit today.
Only one person can be blamed for the death of an American serviceman on deployed on American soil against American people.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Only one person can be blamed for the death of an American serviceman on deployed on American soil against American people.
I gotta say, upon my return to slc, nothing beats a SLC dooryard garden. #gardening
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I gotta say, upon my return to slc, nothing beats a SLC dooryard garden. #gardening
I’d like to boycott work this week but I don’t have a job.
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I’d like to boycott work this week but I don’t have a job.
So, it’s my birthday today and I am a proud Sagittarius.
That is all.
That is all.
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
So, it’s my birthday today and I am a proud Sagittarius.
That is all.
That is all.
I always get excited when Brother Kweli posts.
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I always get excited when Brother Kweli posts.
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Do you know who you won't find in the Epstein Files?
Undocumented immigrants.
Undocumented immigrants.
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Do you know who you won't find in the Epstein Files?
Undocumented immigrants.
Undocumented immigrants.
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people older than me and people younger than me are equally ignorant of climate change as a global crisis
Captain Planet target audience stands firm
Captain Planet target audience stands firm
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
people older than me and people younger than me are equally ignorant of climate change as a global crisis
Captain Planet target audience stands firm
Captain Planet target audience stands firm
We do but they went into hiding because they can’t tolerate what passes for intellectualism.
I wish America still had such a thing as public intellectuals
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
We do but they went into hiding because they can’t tolerate what passes for intellectualism.
Nobody cares about the next big thing anymore I love it.
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Nobody cares about the next big thing anymore I love it.